🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Null said:
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
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I don't wanna be a negative Nancy but I think he's on his 3rd MacBook right now if you send him a printer/ scanner he absolutely will destroy it eventually
Still hope you manage to make contact shenanigans will happen I'm sure
 
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MoonMare said:
Cobes was deemed far too intelligent for therapy, he can do that job easily.
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Source: Himself, that's a got dang primary source right there.

Devious Dave said:
I don't wanna be a negative Nancy but I think he's on his 3rd MacBook right now if you send him a printer/ scanner he absolutely will destroy it eventually
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That's if he bothers to try to plug it in at all. He's gotten a bunch of stuff like mics and cameras for his videos and he never does anything with them.
 
Devious Dave said:
I don't wanna be a negative Nancy but I think he's on his 3rd MacBook right now if you send him a printer/ scanner he absolutely will destroy it eventually
Still hope you manage to make contact shenanigans will happen I'm sure
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You're missing the bigger picture here, Josh has magic he has no use for mortal wares
 
Devious Dave said:
I don't wanna be a negative Nancy but I think he's on his 3rd MacBook right now if you send him a printer/ scanner he absolutely will destroy it eventually
Still hope you manage to make contact shenanigans will happen I'm sure
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iMac, Clints got a pile of them that are entering Obsolete this year so wont get hardware or software support, so Josh might not get scanner support even if he had one and he can't install software himself he's struggled with the IOS app store before now and older mac's on the Obsolete list don't have access to new software from the Mac app store just the last supported version for there OS and Hardware will allow and getting him to mount a .dmg and copy a file using a mouse to the apps folder is and I'm not joking when I say this beyond his capabilities and entering his admin password (an he likely doesn't know his admin password and he just has a user account).


Bogliacci said:
That's if he bothers to try to plug it in at all. He's gotten a bunch of stuff like mics and cameras for his videos and he never does anything with them.
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I think Matt green says there is a pile of unopened gifts in his bedroom off camera, I think he shakes each package like a Kid on Christmas morning and if he thinks it's got booze in it he'll open that first and anything that isn't booze or really simple to use or "cool" is likely ignored.
 
On Windows scanners are just plug and play if you use the basic Windows scanning app. Might not have all the bells and whistles, but it works fine for documents. I'm sure it's the same on Mac.

But obviously Cobes would be using his phone to scan the documents. That is taking pictures of them. No need to even consider an actual scanner. There are even "scanning apps" on phones these days that will adjust colours and de-skew images automatically. None of which are necessary, because Null just needs to be able to read the text.

Is his P.O. box that he has to be driven to even a factor? Doesn't the apartment complex have mailboxes for ordinary mail and letters within walking distance? Can't he receive mail at home?

Cobra is capable of taking pictures and uploading them to the internet, as seen on his Etsy store. I'm sure he could take photos and send it to Null by email or Facebook.

While it's the easiest job in the world, the burden will be upon Null to constantly asking Cobra for the documents and certainly to demand that blurry pages to be photographed over again.
 
Passacaille said:
On Windows scanners are just plug and play if you use the basic Windows scanning app. Might not have all the bells and whistles, but it works fine for documents. I'm sure it's the same on Mac.
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It can be but if it's a MFD you need to have supporting Bonjour versions and that isn't always a certainty, his mac's are OLD they only really get security fix's now no feature updates and Apple changed how Bonjour was updated if you gave him a MFD it might work in printer mode fine but the scanner might not, he'd also have to use image capture to do it and if it doesn't like your scanner out the box it can be finicky to get working.

Apple Hardware tends to last, but when something get's as old as his iMac's are getting it to work over USB is tricky, oddly if it was a network MFD it would be easier to get working, it's just not within his skill set to do, if it's beyond Click to post or start streaming he's quickly out of his depth.


So you are right he could do it on his phone but you also have to bear in mind people are wanting to get access to his accounts and if his iCloud gets compromised @Null's letters likely would be as well as Josh strikes me as the sort of person who never deletes photos and is on Clints iCloud family plan so it get's backed up online and he never has to worry about it.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think Matt green says there is a pile of unopened gifts in his bedroom off camera, I think he shakes each package like a Kid on Christmas morning and if he thinks it's got booze in it he'll open that first and anything that isn't booze or really simple to use or "cool" is likely ignored.
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He showed on stream that he doesn't even open them. Someone sent him a tortilla blanket and he already had one, he showed the unopened one on stream. He just chucks them in his closet or something.
 
Bogliacci said:
He showed on stream that he doesn't even open them. Someone sent him a tortilla blanket and he already had one, he showed the unopened one on stream. He just chucks them in his closet or something.
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I’m surprised he doesn’t try to resell any of them for booze money or barter with his homies for drugs.
 

Cobes definitly didn't swap out the last of the death nuts off screen. Nope. He definitely just ate them with no problems :)
Although, even with the fake peanuts he still failed the challenge by taking a drink immediately after. A failed cheating attempt!
 

He talks about his mugshot getting released and how he's putting it on his merch to own the troles. It's really got him bothered lmfao
 
Null said:
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
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Honestly he probably won't bother. He posted a drink combo video about 12 hours ago where he gives shout outs for donations. I remember a $50 and $35 donation as well as various $1-3 donations so in his mind he can just pop on another livestream whenever he needs $50 to get his account out of the red.

I really do hope he up the offer and things work out well. I just don't think Josh will think it's worth it.
 
Shoutout to Bitesize KingCobra for finishing the second half of the 2022 supercut. Some amazing quotes in there that I missed the first time around such as "Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids gross me out sexually" as well as a rant on how if you use the word "cute" to describe a kid you're a sicko. On that note there should be a counter for every time he says 'fuck sickos' in 2023. I'd be surprised if it isn't in the thousands.

In large I think the troles and redditors are to blame for the sicko talk because if they didn't keep accusing him all the time for a cheap reaction he probably wouldn't keep talking about it ad nauseum. But he also watches some dubious right-wing youtube channels who also like to dredge up the subject at every opportunity so maybe he would still be talking about it.
 
Diabetical Materialism said:
Shoutout to Bitesize KingCobra for finishing the second half of the 2022 supercut. Some amazing quotes in there that I missed the first time around such as "Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids gross me out sexually" as well as a rant on how if you use the word "cute" to describe a kid you're a sicko. On that note there should be a counter for every time he says 'fuck sickos' in 2023. I'd be surprised if it isn't in the thousands.

In large I think the troles and redditors are to blame for the sicko talk because if they didn't keep accusing him all the time for a cheap reaction he probably wouldn't keep talking about it ad nauseum. But he also watches some dubious right-wing youtube channels who also like to dredge up the subject at every opportunity so maybe he would still be talking about it.
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He says fuck sickos so often the counter would just burn out
 
Diabetical Materialism said:
Shoutout to Bitesize KingCobra for finishing the second half of the 2022 supercut. Some amazing quotes in there that I missed the first time around such as "Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids gross me out sexually" as well as a rant on how if you use the word "cute" to describe a kid you're a sicko. On that note there should be a counter for every time he says 'fuck sickos' in 2023. I'd be surprised if it isn't in the thousands.

In large I think the troles and redditors are to blame for the sicko talk because if they didn't keep accusing him all the time for a cheap reaction he probably wouldn't keep talking about it ad nauseum. But he also watches some dubious right-wing youtube channels who also like to dredge up the subject at every opportunity so maybe he would still be talking about it.
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Did you see the clip of him whispering "I hate sickos" to a handful of Nachos? I swear he's been projecting and stuff and its only getting worse. Sometimes I get the sense he's envious of sickos because he has these dark urges that he knows he can't fulfill. Also I've never actually seen him interact with a child, I would be extremely interested to know what that's like.
 
IKEBURNER said:
Did you see the clip of him whispering "I hate sickos" to a handful of Nachos? I swear he's been projecting and stuff and its only getting worse. Sometimes I get the sense he's envious of sickos because he has these dark urges that he knows he can't fulfill. Also I've never actually seen him interact with a child, I would be extremely interested to know what that's like.
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It's pretty obvious, he's watched Cuties, and I think more than once. Anyone watching that movie should be put on a list.
 
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