🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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IKEBURNER said:
Cobes 15 year dry spell might bring upon us the end of days
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Josh isn't having a dry spell, he's remembering his brief wet spell. His natural state is dry. Any wetness is an anomaly and not to be expected. As soon as this two front choppers come out and hith lithp becomes his super power it'll pretty much be written in stone. Copes is going to be in a polyamorous relationship with his hand and computer/chatterbate for life.
 
Cobes got laid a surprising amount all things considered. Like 6-7 girls? Probably more than a lot of his trolls. But yeah, he's not getting laid anymore and even if he did, it wouldn't change a thing in his life.
 
It's interesting to see his channel get more and more popular. I think he's growing by about 100 subs a day now. Should be less than a month until we get a 50k Sub Blackout special stream.

Unrelated. He's a picture of the King after crafting a wand with such powerful demonic forces that he, himself, can not wield it.
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Is the alcohol making his head gourd up? Was he always peanut shaped?

You think he actually got hosed down cause he was a stinky boy badass goth wizard who had to keep his dark magics in check?

Cobes is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I hope we get bodycam footage next.
 
HiveDull said:
Is the alcohol making his head gourd up? Was he always peanut shaped?

You think he actually got hosed down cause he was a stinky boy badass goth wizard who had to keep his dark magics in check?

Cobes is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I hope we get bodycam footage next.
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I believe the bloat in his cheeks is the alcohol and his poor gum hygiene, he must have a lot of inflammation due to his diet as well.
 
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