🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Golgo 13 said:
He usually drinks most drinks at room temperature due to the pain. It is more obvious when he drinks “hard liquor” because he swishes that shit in his mouth for 2-5 minutes at times.
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No dood, remember he holds the liquor in his mouth to get drunker. Not trying to be a dick, I remember him saying this in a boglim chronicles video.
biggacracka said:
I recently watched a video where he says he faked snorting cocaine for one of his track because cocaine was too expensive. I'll try to find the video but if someone knows which one I'm talking about, please post it.
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Lol, "faked snorting coke for a album track," this dude tries so hard it's so weird to see. How do you fake snorting coke, especially when you aren't on a stream in front of people? All he's doing at that point is just admitting he sniffed into the microphone really hard.
 
Cobes just said he has a carpathian outlook on life

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It seems he was recently made aware of the term "bougie" and now uses it a lot. Possibly not a recent thing but I only noticed it today.

Also, fuck sickos, I fucking hate sickos dood

Edit 2: Based Cobes calling saltbae a faggot
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
That's a really advanced word for our little boglim, what was he really trying to say do you think?
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He used it when explaining his luciferian belief in himself and also in satan (as opposed to believing in some skyGod). My bet is he just heard the word somewhere, probably in the context of vampires and Dracula, and decided to use it.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Thank you. I bet he's never snorted cocaine, either too. I only ever recall him bringing up acid once, it was in his first documentary, where he tells the crew that he took "jailhouse" acid in Job Corps. He said it was essentially a banana peel just left fermenting in its own juices for a while. Whatever IRL troll talked him into eating a rotting banana peel deserves a medal.
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Bananadine was/is an urban legend from waaaaaaaay back in the day.
 
biggacracka said:
Maybe he thinks the alcohol will work like a magical mouth-wash and kill all the bacteria in his mouth and teeth and he won't have to brush his teeth?
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That is a high probability, just like he believed putting onions on his head will reverse the balding.
 
Goddamn he looks like shit.

EDIT: Apparently the only reason men are gay is because I'm sick and tired of women and don't want to make a bitch pregnant. This is news to me, I never had a girlfriend for obvious reasons....
 
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Realistic Elephant mk2 said:
Goddamn he looks like shit.

EDIT: Apparently the only reason men are gay is because I'm sick and tired of women and don't want to make a bitch pregnant. This is news to me, I never had a girlfriend for obvious reasons....
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It's true, it happened to a friend of mine. He's gay because he hates women but he hates sickos more than he hates women. TWU
 
LOL'd Cobes calling people faggots.
Dark Lord is drunk and sick of faggots and sickos.
Edit: Absolutely filled with drunken rage, can tell its getting close to Christmas.
Edit2: Immediately after Edit 1 Cobes mentioned family and the holidays. Such a predictable Boglim.
Edit3: Dark Lord is disgusted by negros. Rape yourself in the ass. SICK OF IT. What a stream.
Edit 4: Incoming Christmas story about bitches getting what they deserve and never believe random cunts who never had dick in two months but believe the Boglim who hasn't had pussy in years. He is sick of it.

This is my last update. I am not sure I can watch this much longer.
 
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Cobes is very drunk and incoherent tonight. He's been ranting about society and gender shit forever now, no way he doesn't delete this stream after it's over.

He's also randomly turning on the chrous from "Hey Jude" by the Beatles and singing along for a few seconds before shutting it off to rant some more. He's done this several times now.
 
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