🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Holy shit! From the product description

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Regards who loves skeletons and vikings, this is a must have!


They certainly know their audience.

Holy fucking shit -

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Edit to add - You know what if you look at the list of drinks that sounds like a Drink Combo., that thing really is made for Josh isnt it.
 
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I'm so thankful he chooses to drink from such exquisite chalices. It's one of those things I catch myself taking for granted sometimes. He doesn't have to do that, you know, and he's doing it for us. 🤌
 
He does the hot nut challenge in this

Ol' Peanut Head can't take the heat, another challenge FAILED

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At one point he tries to crush a nut with his front teeth and exclaims OW then uses his molars for the job
 
I've been following Cobes for going on 7 years and have no memory of ever seeing him huff cologne. It must have happened in the super old Gothickingcobra52 era
ask and ye shall recieve


 
It really depends on the actual cologne you're trying to huff. 4711 Eau de Cologne wouldn't do shit for example.
Yeah it would have to be EdT or above. Even then, EdT would take some effort to get high off of. You'd likely get a headache first.
 

This is what I love about Cobes. Every sentence he speaks could be a random.txt.

"I got cocaine. I got a righteous Hollywood babe. Yeahhh."
"I consider myself to be MGTOW feminist."
"So long as you're of age, alive, cisgender, consenting and the same species."
"If you were thirteen when Cuties came out, then that's fine."
"I'm getting quite sleepy and giggly from the adult juice".

Another absolute goldmine from the sinister, gothic mind of our dark lord.
 
The Saunders family is now "very wealthy" according to the subreddit. Reminder that Clint is a freelance photographer (a bad one) and a community college professor who probably makes under 60k a year. Even if you want to believe the car accident payout was as big as 100k that's still nowhere near "very wealthy"
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The Saunders family is now "very wealthy" according to the subreddit. Reminder that Clint is a freelance photographer (a bad one) and a community college professor who probably makes under 60k a year. Even if you want to believe the car accident payout was as big as 100k that's still nowhere near "very wealthy"
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That's what they think over there? They're the wrong ones to be doing any deep thinking.

For starters, Clint's payout from his accident would have needed to be multi-million for them to be considered "very wealthy". The company who owned the truck that hit Clint doesn't operate in Wyoming anymore so it could have been a big settlement. Also, I don't think Cobes gets a ton of groceries from his parents. He orders food to his apartment quite often and he doesn't always finish his food. He probably eats mostly leftovers.
 
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