🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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crying and shidding said:
just gotta stick with it youtube, keep waiting patiently and the guitar shredding skills will come to youuu haha yesss.
Is this the only actual song he can """play""" on guitar? other than the lil bit of the tapping part of eruption or whatever he's been playing for all of eternity. besides that it's nothing but spooky tuning nonsense and rubbing his greasy fingers on the fretboard which I think is what he thinks sweep picking is.
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Dude, he was fucking picking his legato at one point. Sometimes he just does things wrong but he never seems to be aware of the fact, and just carries on. He is a true rock god, to hell with music theory. Or pleasant sounds.
 
Baby Cakes said:
Jesus fucking christ that Savinelli (sp?) is done for after one year of abuse? I really want to see what beer cap he glued onto the pipe this time.
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Beercap fix is fine actually, he had to fix the stem because it wouldnt stay together anymore... so he glued it.
 
Cunning Lettuce said:
Hail satin! 666 pages!! Raise a shot of whisky Toobz
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Those thick strings of saliva TMDWIU

I actually really feel bad for him and the state of his mouth. He must be in agony with his teeth but hes so wasted half the time or feels miserable from the perpetual hangover that I think hes numbed from the dental pain and can not really comprehend how bad he is.

I fear the bigger issue is going to be periodontal disease. We can see that his teeth are obviously rotten, but whats probably happening is hes drinking his sugar drink combos then passing out without brushing his teeth or using listerine. His sugar and startch laden saliva creeps down into his gumline and bacteria start eating away at the jawbone tissue surrounding the tooth root.

His teeth will need to be pulled if he doesn't do something soon, but he wont be able to get implants or replacement teeth if he doesn't have enough healthy bone tissue.
 
Devious Dave said:
Do you guys think cobra will ever have a moment similar to this it's legitimately sad seeing how much more coherent he use to be back when he worked at Wendy's
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No chance in hell. The spiral of sexy goth bad boy delusions and 'tism compounded by Homedad Clint's pennies from heaven were already too strong even back when he didn't have the alcoholic wet brain to make things even harder. I'm not a scholar on Wings but he always seemed to be aware of at least some of his less than desirable traits and on occasion tried to improve on them, like the makeshift fat camp organized by PKA (being lazy and flip-flopping on everything in the end notwithstanding). That moment of truth for Jorp would definitely be drowned in vile drink combos and blowing rope to Sydney Watson.
 
Devious Dave said:
Do you guys think cobra will ever have a moment similar to this it's legitimately sad seeing how much more coherent he use to be back when he worked at Wendy's
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Doubtful. For someone like Wings there is always that chance at slight redemption, he has had his moments over the years honestly.

For Josh, it is all down hill from here. There is no way he gets better without Clint throwing his ass into a rehab place but that will never happen. He will continue on this downward spiral, until the obvious happens and the only thing we can be thankful for is that he is only taking himself down. No one else. No pets. Just him.

Josh isn't a bad person, and I am sure most people don't wish ill on him, but he has been the architect of his own downfall because he can't keep his addiction under control.
 
Devious Dave said:
Do you guys think cobra will ever have a moment similar to this it's legitimately sad seeing how much more coherent he use to be back when he worked at Wendy's
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Reupload from Sean Ranklin(RIP)My Channel:
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If Cobes broke out of his delusions he'd probably just kill himself, but he's too stupid to be able to even see past his own delusions. He was already delusional years ago, but the alcohol is just making them worse.
 
Going to New Orleans, what kinda drink combos should I get? Cobra Candies for sure, but what else? Also can anyone point me to the finest haberdashery, I'm in the market for a Pie High hat!
 
Metal_Heavy19 said:
Going to New Orleans, what kinda drink combos should I get? Cobra Candies for sure, but what else? Also can anyone point me to the finest haberdashery, I'm in the market for a Pie High hat!
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The only touristy drink combo that I know of is called a hurricane. I can't point you to the finest haberdashery but make sure after you find the perfect haberdashery you head down to Cafe du Monde for a coffee and a beignet.
 
Metal_Heavy19 said:
Also can anyone point me to the finest haberdashery, I'm in the market for a Pie High hat!
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Ah my dear Sir I pray you wont get far at a Haberdashers, what you need a is a Milliner (a profession full of deviants) and this appears to be the première source of the Millinery arts in New Orleans https://meyerthehatter.com/ you my find Heir Meyer at 120 Saint Charles Avenue New Orleans.
 
I have a retard question. I've been watching an embarrassing amount of Cobra Content for the last week and it's driving me crazy that I still haven't come across an explanation for "TWU"

I really feel like it's something simple I'm missing, but could someone explain please?
 
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Job the Long-Suffering said:
I have a retard question. I've been watching an embarrassing amount of Cobra Content for the last week and it's driving me crazy that I still haven't come across an explanation for "TWU"

I really feel like it's something simple I'm missing, but could someone explain please?
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
Going to New Orleans, what kinda drink combos should I get? Cobra Candies for sure, but what else? Also can anyone point me to the finest haberdashery, I'm in the market for a Pie High hat!
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It would be very goth of you to visit some of the haunted areas as well, New Orleans is filled with them.

I've never been myself, not a big fan of New Orleans, or any large city for that matter.

Edit: By that I mean, never been to the haunted spots. I've been to New Orleans many times.
 
A truly heartfelt tribute to Gallagher by Cobes. Would have loved to see what this looked like from across the parking lot.

Metal_Heavy19 said:
Going to New Orleans, what kinda drink combos should I get? Cobra Candies for sure, but what else? Also can anyone point me to the finest haberdashery, I'm in the market for a Pie High hat!
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The Museum of Death is worth a visit. They have photos of topless murder victims above the toilets in the men’s room. Cobra would love it.
 
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