🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I never thought it could go lower than the depths we’ve hit before, but I gotta say: Diarrhea Video saga is truly the darkest and worst of sagas.

I just want all the poop and the “wet and juciy” to go away. (:_(
 
He's wired on something in the night video. Fuckin hearing that cowbell when he walks is unreal. Imagine being in Casper at 2am and hearing the boglim bell getting closer.
 
TurdFondler said:
He's wired on something in the night video. Fuckin hearing that cowbell when he walks is unreal. Imagine being in Casper at 2am and hearing the boglim bell getting closer.
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They say at 2am, if you smell rotten breath and hear a cow bell, the boglin comes out to feast on the young.
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
I think he just discovered Tom and likes it since this is the third video he made of it https://youtube.com/watch?v=3J_dOaRKcuM
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A nice little return to form, honestly. He used to make these weird animated things, nice to see he's trying something new-ish as opposed to his usual "And here's the thing of it YouToob, sex is a want, not a cope and seethe."

Thirteenfifty said:
I think some of the Cobra channels like Seizurerobot5000 or even Bitesize are more obsessed with Josh than Geno is with Chris.
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Not everyone gets to pick their unhealthy obsession. The wand chooses the wizard, dood.
 
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Hassa_Bussa said:
Why doesn't he use dating apps?
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That's like asking why hotdog vendors don't advertise on hardcore vegan social networks. Josh is passively aware that he doesn't really have any desireable qualities, and likely similarly aware that he would be found by trolls and strung along left and right. His biggest downfall is his "good things come to those who wait" mentality, where instead of just looking after himself a bit more and actually talking to women, the one that will accept an alcoholic in denial with hygiene standards that would make a destitute Indian wince has been out there all along and will graciously complement his luxurious lifestyle after he definitely wins big on the lottery.
 
Hassa_Bussa said:
Why doesn't he use dating apps?
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Josh tried, long while ago. He was catfished on OkayCupid which was predicable. I think it's fair to say that would happen again to some degree, wouldn't fault him for being skittish about that.

These days, I think it's just a combination of strange beliefs Josh has. He thinks he's a literal celebrity that doesn't need to involve himself in self-improvement and that his incredibly high standards are justified for that reason. He thinks he's entitled to literal porn star-like women and he's determined to drink himself to death until that person comes along. The longer he waits, the hotter she'll be, that's some shit he's actually said.

If anything, you can take away this: Everything Josh says and does when it comes to women is a complicated coping mechanism for being alone, knowing why he's alone and hating that fact despite being the person responsible for all of it.
 
Rope Salesman said:
Sums it all up now
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He admitted as much allllll the way back in the infamous sprite tropical remix video. He admits that he doesn’t talk to women anymore because he’s tired of getting rejected and that his fear of rejection means he’ll never try to get a girl. Over the years that depressing feeling just morphed into coping “I’ll get a girlfriend I just have to wait patiently”
 
The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Over the years that depressing feeling just morphed into coping “I’ll get a girlfriend I just have to wait patiently”
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I always felt that line came from Clint. He sat him down and instead of telling him that he's a fucking trainwreck and no woman would be interested, he just told him to wait patiently and be respectful.
 
Rope Salesman said:
I always felt that line came from Clint. He sat him down and instead of telling him that he's a fucking trainwreck and no woman would be interested, he just told him to wait patiently and be respectful.
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Clint probably tried to get in front of him becoming an insane rage-filled incel. Realized he was getting bitter and hateful towards women and sold him the “wait patiently” and “sex is a want not a need” shit to keep him from becoming a supreme gentlemen. I mean what else could he do?

Any advice he could give about things cobra could improve about himself to attract women would likely be met with the mother of all autistic freakouts. Like everything else about cobra Clint has simply accepted he’s beyond saving at this point and is just trying to minimize the damage to cobra or the world around him
 
New fan meetup, this woman actually kind of looks like the insane fangirl from the video I posted on page 614 but it's hard to say, they're both almost asiatic-looking fat chicks with glasses. I'll post both for a comparison.

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Thirteenfifty said:
New fan meetup, this woman actually kind of looks like the insane fangirl from the video I posted on page 614 but it's hard to say. they're both almost asiatic-looking fat chicks with glasses. I'll post both for a comparison.

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I don't think it's the same person. but that bitch is fucking crazy though, I watched her stream for a bit a while back when somebody posted about her. I think she's actually schizophrenic or something, she seems to be very mentally ill. I was the only person in her live at the time and her stream had been going for like 40 hours or something, and at the point I was in there she was just rambling quietly under her breath about killing herself and some other crazy shit. she does seem to watch Josh a lot, I see her name sometimes in chat.

edit; it's not the same girl. facebook girl has stretched earlobes, youtube schizo appears to have no ear piercing at all.
 
Hassa_Bussa said:
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He’s lazy and just wants quick pussy.

Thirteenfifty said:
New fan meetup, this woman actually kind of looks like the insane fangirl from the video I posted on page 614 but it's hard to say, they're both almost asiatic-looking fat chicks with glasses. I'll post both for a comparison.

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I really wish downies like these would fuck off. Imagine trying to get some e-fame from taking a pic with a lolcow. Also, these two do look like they have a few extra chromosomes or something. Christ.
 
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