🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Potion_Time said:
I mean, he's right. Nobody cares about a boglims supposed nose candy usage and cobes really does own his troles sad pathetic lives.
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Not to mention there is no legal basis for eviction whatsoever because someone said they used drugs on the internet. They're more likely to get in trouble with the police for wasting their time than anything.
 
Potion_Time said:
I mean, he's right. Nobody cares about a boglims supposed nose candy usage and cobes really does own his troles sad pathetic lives.
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I wouldn't even call them trolls, they're just weens or chuds. They don't put any effort or time into these things, they just fire off inflammatory texts and say "Boy!" at the end.

Try getting Josh to set up TTS. I had the displeasure of seeing the frustration during that, lemme tell you, Robbie deserves a fucking medal. That was some effort.
 
Clint's Burden said:
I wish they'd stop sending this shit.

It's still funny but c'mon. lol

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I think the worst part is that they don’t do anything imaginative. If you’re gonna text cobra at least make interesting rather than just weirdo snitch shit, middle school bully tier insults, or the same basic accusations “you’re a rapist, you’re a pedo, you’re a sicko yadda yadda yadda”

Like damn would it kill the weens to at least make an effort to be creative with it? It’s the equivalent of calling up chrischan and yelling “JUULAY!” At this point
 
All this talk about cooking with grease; I am absolutely fucking astonished that Cobes hasn’t burned himself dunking his hand in or splattering oil all over himself, considering how clumsy he is. Cobraten must seriously be watching over him.
 
Mnutu said:
All this talk about cooking with grease; I am absolutely fucking astonished that Cobes hasn’t burned himself dunking his hand in or splattering oil all over himself, considering how clumsy he is. Cobraten must seriously be watching over him.
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I’m surprised he hasn’t burn down his apartment
 
Mnutu said:
All this talk about cooking with grease; I am absolutely fucking astonished that Cobes hasn’t burned himself dunking his hand in or splattering oil all over himself, considering how clumsy he is. Cobraten must seriously be watching over him.
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He has retard level intelligence, and bad enough clumsiness to seriously fuck up literally any single task, no matter how small. Yet he somehow has enough luck he never seriously injures or harms anything

It’s like he’s got a maxed out luck stat but he just doesn’t capitalize on it and his other stats are so low that they cancel out the luck and just make it only as effective as “not getting set on fire when deep frying French fries in overflowing bubbling tar”
 
I watched the video Cobra made where he talks about having done cocaine in his 20s and thought I would throw in my two cents. There is no way in hell Cobes would spend 70-80$ on a gram of coke when he could buy tons of booze and fast food with that money. Who even would sell him or introduce him to someone who sold cocaine? His friends are borderline homeless tweekers like Warlord who famously needed a week to get 5 dollars together. No one he knows could ever afford a cocaine habit and no drug dealer would sell to someone like cobra. If he did try "coke" it was probably a line of meth he was told was coke. Cocaine is the drug of choice for costal urbanite rich kids the exact opposite of the people you'd find in Wyoming.
 
Deathfromabove said:
I watched the video Cobra made where he talks about having done cocaine in his 20s and thought I would throw in my two cents. There is no way in hell Cobes would spend 70-80$ on a gram of coke when he could buy tons of booze and fast food with that money. Who even would sell him or introduce him to someone who sold cocaine? His friends are borderline homeless tweekers like Warlord who famously needed a week to get 5 dollars together. No one he knows could ever afford a cocaine habit and no drug dealer would sell to someone like cobra. If he did try "coke" it was probably a line of meth he was told was coke. Cocaine is the drug of choice for costal urbanite rich kids the exact opposite of the people you'd find in Wyoming.
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It's likely to not be pure/laced with meth or fentanyl.

A Clintervention is long overdue.
 
Grift Garrison said:
Cobes was likely just doing bumps with those old fuckers he hangs out with. If you don't do blow, a little seems like alot.
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I could see someone like Scotty doing coke and giving Cobes a line to freak him out. From what I've seen even if you live in the middle of no where as long as they have a slightly decent job and cheap rent cokeheads can buy 8-balls of shitty cocaine on a routinely basis. Just because it's in the middle of bumble-fuck-no-where in a poor town doesn't mean it's impossible for him to have tried it at least once.
 
Low income housing landlords don‘t give a shit about drugs as long as rent is paid. Rent is all they care about. Half of Josh‘s neighbors are probably on meth or opiates. Cops don’t give a shit about people like Josh either as long as he isn’t being violent or driving under influence. And Clint doesn’t care as long as Josh has a roof over his head and doesn’t come to visit too often.

In fact, no one cares about people like Josh. There are millions of degenerates like him just rotting away without anyone giving a single fuck about them. Bums just straight up doing drugs on the sidewalk in front of everyone without anyone doing anything about it.

Do people really think cops want to wrestle with a smelly bum, stink up their car, probably have to clean up shit or vomit, fill out a ton of paperwork only for the bum to get released because no one wants to waste time prosecuting him?
 
StoicMoose said:
The family definitely came down hard on him about his drinking, doubt it will have a lasting effect. The retard holds up a 40oz and says its one drink for God's sake.
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Lol love how he always say “this is my last beer” then proceeds to drink five more then say the same thing again.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Lol love how he always say “this is my last beer” then proceeds to drink five more then say the same thing again.
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I think he tells us he’s done for the night, turns off the stream, and then proceeds to get smashed by himself. It was case the night before he got booted from Albertson’s.

Not an alcoholic though
 
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