🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra is really feeling it with Warlord's non-stop talking. I know I would cause so am I.
 
the line that made cobra snap up and end stream was warlord saying “my dad even called me today.”

wonder what the story is there…?
 
My theory is that when Cobes mentioned last stream that he was going to have a "surprise guest" tomorrow Floorlord either was watching or was told about that and thought Cobes was talking about him.

Imagine being more of an elephant-in-the-room than a blind guy like Cool Taste hahaha.
 
'Ol Stinky said:
Nothing. Josh would make a post saying he got banned, and then never make another video, he'd attend porkney and co's streams and thats how he'd get any content out because it's the path of least resistance. Don't forget Josh is legitimately retarded, he would do nothing because he's hardwired to be lazy. Remember when he got demonitorized it didn't even phase him.
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That would never happen. Josh can't just walk away from Youtube he is in love with being internet famous. It feeds his oversized ego. He craves attention and his e-celebritydom is the only thing he has going for him in his life. Without it his life is somehow even more bleak then being a 31 year old alcoholic who hasn't fucked in 5 years.
 
StoicMoose said:
Did warlord just waltz in or did Josh let him in? Does that retard know you don't have to open the door for every degenerate that knocks?
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I like to think that the cobraverse is like a late 80s/early 90s sitcom where neighbors and friends just walk through the door to a laugh track.
 
StoicMoose said:
Did warlord just waltz in or did Josh let him in? Does that retard know you don't have to open the door for every degenerate that knocks?
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at around 7:07, there's a knock on the door and cobra says "that could be uhh.... I don't know who that is..." and by the way they interact when he comes in, it seems like he just arrived unnanounced.

and a random stupid thought–
when giving the tactical soap to cooltaste, josh said "as a sign of us not having any beef, I'll give this to you and sign it." That made me ponder the significance of the name "Bond" Tactical Soap. i used to think that cobes thought it was cool because it's like JAMES bond, but now I wonder if he views it as the bond that two people can share.

I think that Cobra views gifting people tactical soap as very honorable and indicative of a bond that he shares with the recipient. When him and warlord fought and their friendship was seemingly over, josh said something like "i even fucking gave him some of my tactical soap." He's using it to form a bond between himself and cooltaste to crush the beef (fuck drama). He gives his dad and close friends tactical soap as a gift for nearly every holiday (and is quick to brag about it). He's not a smart man, and maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but that would be kind of sweet, no...?
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mature man said:
and a random stupid thought–
when giving the tactical soap to cooltaste, josh said "as a sign of us not having any beef, I'll give this to you and sign it." That made me ponder the significance of the name "Bond" Tactical Soap. i used to think that cobes thought it was cool because it's like JAMES bond, but now I wonder if he views it as the bond that two people can share.

I think that Cobra views gifting people tactical soap as very honorable and indicative of a bond that he shares with the recipient. When him and warlord fought and their friendship was seemingly over, josh said something like "i even fucking gave him some of my tactical soap." He's using it to form a bond between himself and cooltaste to crush the beef (fuck drama). He gives his dad and close friends tactical soap as a gift for nearly every holiday (and is quick to brag about it). He's not a smart man, and maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but that would be kind of sweet, no...?
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Sorry to burst your little bubble there, but he didn't give him Bond. He gave Cool Taste a bar of "Maverick 3".

Proof right there trolles don't use Tactical Soap, ergo, trolles don't get chicks. Get it right trolle.

hahahaha look at this offering hahahahaha
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The pacing of this stream is so tense.

Warlord is repeatedly leaving and entering the room, Cooltaste is hypnotically answering phone calls with no conversation following, Josh’s face is stuck in a perpetual grimace, and everyone is talking over one another disjointedly.

It feels like Harmony Korine meets David Lynch.

Also, I wonder if Alex’s behavior was because he was pocketing things from the kitchen on the sly
 
RL Steinbeck said:
The pacing of this stream is so tense.

Warlord is repeatedly leaving and entering the room, Cooltaste is hypnotically answering phone calls with no conversation following, Josh’s face is stuck in a perpetual grimace, and everyone is talking over one another disjointedly.

It feels like Harmony Korine meets David Lynch.

Also, I wonder if Alex’s behavior was because he was pocketing things from the kitchen on the sly
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He did take the little girls bag into the kitchen with him at one point...
 
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