🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
One of the Paypigs needs to pirate his Patreon videos for us. I can't justify giving him money to watch him do 'Hot Sauce Challenges' or whatever stupid shit he comes up with.

I can barely justify watching him for free when 90% of his content is him ranting on a loop. Cobes isn't the only one having a dry spell-- ours is from content though.
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I feel like Cobes will probably stop uploading content to his Patreon after a few weeks as well.

Whatever money he gets from Patreon is getting spent instantly. He will always e-beg no matter how much money you give him.
 
Rumply4Skyn said:
I can barely justify watching him for free when 90% of his content is him ranting on a loop.
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That time he got stuck putting extra cheese on a pizza and his birthday rant loop where the room got darker were top tier.

I finally watched the entire Wendy's Saga and I kinda feel they put him out to dry. They gave him the worst split shifts and he still did it for 6+ months. That kind of shit would burn anyone out.
 
TurdFondler said:
That time he got stuck putting extra cheese on a pizza and his birthday rant loop where the room got darker were top tier.

I finally watched the entire Wendy's Saga and I kinda feel they put him out to dry. They gave him the worst split shifts and he still did it for 6+ months. That kind of shit would burn anyone out.
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If I remember right, he was doing only a few hours a week though. I think those disabled jobs are more about getting them out of the house and feeling productive mix.

This is a good time to go back and watch some sagas I’ve missed, or just rewatch to see the sad decline of this boglim. I watched the ‘Best of X Year’ videos and am always amazed at the drastic changes.
 
Initially at Wendy's cobes pulled almost fulltime hours and lots of weeks he got overtime. He would pull in $700 paychecks, a king's ransom in Casper. He had the two shittiest shifts it seemed like, and they took advantage of a tard basically. As the saga went on you could see cobes was just dog tired. It's no way to live. Having Couch Chris almost seems like the breaking point.
 
Yeah If I recall he was down to working one day a week by the time he was fired. I don't blame the manager. Would you trust Cobes to wipe down tables? I feel like anything he touches would get more greasy.
 
He got moved to a few hours after his fuckups, which I 100% believe were do to fatigue. Dude had the close and early shifts for months
 
TurdFondler said:
That time he got stuck putting extra cheese on a pizza and his birthday rant loop where the room got darker were top tier.

I finally watched the entire Wendy's Saga and I kinda feel they put him out to dry. They gave him the worst split shifts and he still did it for 6+ months. That kind of shit would burn anyone out.
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Places get subsidies for hiring people like Cobes. I know around me places get $5000 for hiring felons and addicts. They probably paid out whatever they were given by the State to employ him, and got rid of him once it started coming out of the owner's pocket.
 
TomBradysVagina said:
Places get subsidies for hiring people like Cobes. I know around me places get $5000 for hiring felons and addicts. They probably paid out whatever they were given by the State to employ him, and got rid of him once it started coming out of the owner's pocket.
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True, also, cobra sucked at his job. I forgot what stream it was but he talked about how someone had to come and mop the floors he just “mopped ” since they were still filthy. He couldn’t mop, wipe, or scrub. He also got in arguments all the time with his coworkers.
 
TurdFondler said:
That time he got stuck putting extra cheese on a pizza and his birthday rant loop where the room got darker were top tier.

I finally watched the entire Wendy's Saga and I kinda feel they put him out to dry. They gave him the worst split shifts and he still did it for 6+ months. That kind of shit would burn anyone out.
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Definitely. They were looking for reasons to fire him, but taking the strategy to just cut hours until he would have been forced to quit. Which wasn't happening lmao, so the fattie that was calling them must have been a godsend. That job was def a special arrangement based on our boy being pretty retarded so he'd be able to work with "dignity" like you see at good will employing disabled people, and so they couldn't just fire him.
 
Frosty_Glass said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pPiVbYxj4LQ
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That whole stream was legendary. A bunch of random conspiracy theorist getting drunk and stoned and then there was Josh.

Josh was pretty quiet during most of the stream drinking his mountain dews and his gfuel shit. Private messaging others and being a retard talking about chaturbate.

And then all the sudden some kind of a karaoke broke out where everyone was singing and having a good time and then all the sudden you see Josh grinning and dancing with his green undies and his pencil dick hard as a bull poking out.

I wish someone recorded that whole stream. Pure entertainment.

EDIT: In my opinion, this was the best entertainment of any stream of 2022( so far ). I love the internet.
 
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Everyday after work I've been watching this guy's dumb jokes and laughing my ass off. Any of his videos is unintentional gold, I love it. The absolute deadpan delivery always fucking gets me. I swear to god this man just sitting in his room ranting about god knows what is top tier entertainment, It's so fun to wait for what crazy shit he'll say or do next. Cobra is definitely the best cow to actually watch, he's not overly assaulting to the senses, watching these is just like listening to some crackhead metal-dude in a shitty city. Just a bunch of absolute inane rambling that you pity yet laugh at. I dunno. I just hope he starts taking care of his body though, let's see him hit 100 :story:
 
Quandale said:
Everyday after work I've been watching this guy's dumb jokes and laughing my ass off. Any of his videos is unintentional gold, I love it. The absolute deadpan delivery always fucking gets me. I swear to god this man just sitting in his room ranting about god knows what is top tier entertainment, It's so fun to wait for what crazy shit he'll say or do next. Cobra is definitely the best cow to actually watch, he's not overly assaulting to the senses, watching these is just like listening to some crackhead metal-dude in a shitty city. Just a bunch of absolute inane rambling that you pity yet laugh at. I dunno. I just hope he starts taking care of his body though, let's see him hit 100 :story:
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Work on some sentencing structure, bruh.
 
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Best Part of that video
 
Subreddit is play-acting like Josh is dead haha Wanted Posters and Remembrance videos

It's actually pretty clever. It's the exact kinda shit subtle that autistic boglims don't pick up on
 
Rumply4Skyn said:
Subreddit is play-acting like Josh is dead haha Wanted Posters and Remembrance videos

It's actually pretty clever. It's the exact kinda shit subtle that autistic boglims don't pick up on
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It’ll annoy him like RIP Scotty. “I’m not fucking dead! If I was dead how could I be recording this video?! Oh my god my trolls are dumb, YouTube. Fuck my asshole, trolls!!!”
 
The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
It’ll annoy him like RIP Scotty. “I’m not fucking dead! If I was dead how could I be recording this video?! Oh my god my trolls are dumb, YouTube. Fuck my asshole, trolls!!!”
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He only makes Joke videos now, he might as well be dead
 
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