🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Some of you have seen more of his dick; is it really this small? or is this a few minutes into his video and it's that kind of "half mast" thing? Even still, that'd be a shockingly small little pecker.
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It's pretty small, and he fluffs it up for those videos. His claim is that it is "8 in long and 4 in wide".
 
GrinningCat said:
Beat me to it.

TMDWU, this "beauty" had a pricepoint of $666.00 at one point. It was eventually sold.
RIP Miss Green, killed by Boglim stench vapors.
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uh Misses Green was not killed by stench vapors, she was actually already dying doode. he put her outside MULTIPLE times doode, she kept crawling back inside. Cobes welcomed her into his home with a few drops of a drink combination (dank, by the way), and fat delta 8 vape hits. she took refuge from the Wyoming heat in the Cobra Lair and, and as all praying mantisses do she went through her phase where she stopped eating to begin her journey into death. it's called the circle of life and even the blackest magic couldn't save her, everybody knows that. he held a beautiful wake on stream with a gfuel drink combo (also dank, you already know toobz) and comforted her until her eventual and inevitable death. she was then immortalized upon the head of a BEAUTIFUL, HAND CARVED, HAND PAINTED, HAND MOD PODGED, BLACK MAGIC INFUSED STAFF which even had a quartz crystal on it doode that feels like a fitting tribute. it is what it is though kiwiz you're just a bunch of pelican fucking meth head trolles and he rules your sad sick lives. get blocked from my thread doode....
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Git said:
That isn't the worst of it. You can't see those strange scars from this side.
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Scars? I've heard multiple times that he has a fucked up mangled dick. That shit always reminds me of those serial killers that jerk off so much they have scar tissue.
 
Scars are probably from his deathgrip. He's complained of getting "wanker scabs" before.
 
StoicMoose said:
Scars are probably from his deathgrip. He's complained of getting "wanker scabs" before.
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I speculate it might come from his rings combined with whiskey dick. Furiously beating his pud to the days fourth orgasm. Dripping watery ejaculate onto the carpet and cutting his pecker in the process.
 
Clint's Burden said:
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Fair play, that's at least closer to a "normal" size. I legitimately suspected he had a 4 incher based on the thong pic.

Git said:
I speculate it might come from his rings combined with whiskey dick. Furiously beating his pud to the days fourth orgasm. Dripping watery ejaculate onto the carpet and cutting his pecker in the process.
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It honestly never occurred to me that he was likely beating off with rings on until just now. That's gotta contribute for sure.
 
Cobes has been quiet. Wonder if he has been taking Stefanie getting with a black guy poorly? You know he laid in his shitty bed that smells of alcohol sweats for years, hugging his pillow remembering banging that downy chick.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
Cobes has been quiet. Wonder if he has been taking Stefanie getting with a black guy poorly? You know he laid in his shitty bed that smells of alcohol sweats for years, hugging his pillow remembering banging that downy chick.
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He has not streamed in 2 weeks on his account, but it's the black boyfriend that did it huh?
 
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