🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You think Clint ever wished Cobes dead?

Just driving to lathe some ClintCraftWands, thinking about how he has to smell that fucking den of filth. Dreading having to tell his little boy to take a shower and clean his room up. Knowing Cobes will already be drunk and not looking forward to seeing how much he has decayed since the last visit. Then having to feign enjoyment as Cobes last ‘album’ plays in the background for the entire hour. Then after some more drunk ramblings, he gets to drive home while his phone rings with trolls on the other end.
 
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any of age women wanna snog this bog?
 
Chandler Bing said:
A product marketed at children contains led? Color me fucking shocked (sarcasm).
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I'll always get upset when I see youtubers, that are popular with kids, promoting shit like this or drinking/smoking weed on their channels. I remember growing up and people use to think SpongeBob was horrible for kids. at least SpongeBob isn't doing drugs and twerking in front of your kids. I'm just glad no kids watch cobra..... maybe they should, it will teach the kids the horrors of alcohol and drugs.

new insult for the trolls
 
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Omfg. His jokes amuse me. Idk if its cos they are actually funny, or if its the unadulterated autism that makes it so amusing. Jfc this kid.
 
Sammyrye said:
Omfg. His jokes amuse me. Idk if its cos they are actually funny, or if its the unadulterated autism that makes it so amusing. Jfc this kid.
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he gets most of his jokes from online. you can tell since he reading something on his computer while recording it
 
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Sammyrye said:
Omfg. His jokes amuse me. Idk if its cos they are actually funny, or if its the unadulterated autism that makes it so amusing. Jfc this kid.
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Frosty_Glass said:
he gets most of his jokes from online. you can tell since he reading something on his computer whole recording it
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Yeah, if Cobes has said something unusually amusing, you can bet he stole it outright from somewhere else. I can't really remember the last 'KingCobra original' he's fired off.
 

Tangentially related to Cobes, but Scrapper Steve is living in his car and ebegging and trying to sell shit he stole from Walmart. If you're nearby the Phillips 66 on 18th street stop by and get yourself a 10 dollar blowjob! The man needs food and smokes!
 
It’s so weird… its like all his friends in the cobraverse end up homeless junkies. Good thing Cobes is a successful YouTuber, wand artist and Rockstar, who also sings just like The Beetles.

If not I would worry about his future.
 
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