🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I hope the influx of tourism money spurs a bunch of locals to embrace their towns unique mascot: a Boglim Days festival, roadside statues, souvenirs and handicrafts.
 
One of the creepiest things that make me dislike Josh is the fact he's still hung-up on Alicia, a girl he has been fixated on since high school. This is the one that his parents told him was dead "due to his trolls". This was only a year or two ago, he was crying about it to Discord, when they found easily that she was alive and then he got pissy about that. It's not even clear if Josh hallucinated his parents telling him this or they actually told him to get him to stop obsessing over her, but he definitely believed she was dead. Just the other day, Josh sang "Alyssa Lies" and started tearing up, undoubtedly drawn to the song due to the namesake. And when he tore Funsized Felicia to bits, he told everyone he'd name his next sex doll Alicia.
 
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charlesdickens said:
One of the creepiest things that make me dislike Josh is the fact he's still hung-up on Alicia, a girl he has been fixated on since high school. This is the one that his parents told him was dead "due to his trolls". This was only a year or two ago, he was crying about it to Discord, when they found easily that she was alive and then he got pissy about that. It's not even clear if Josh hallucinated his parents telling him this or they actually told him to get him to stop obsessing over her, but he definitely believed she was dead. Just the other day, Josh sang "Alyssa Lies" and started tearing up, undoubtedly drawn to the song due to the namesake. And when he tore Funsized Felicia to bits, he told everyone he'd name his next sex doll Alicia.
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His form of retard gets obsessed with certain subjects.

It's why you hear about tards knowing the weather of any day of any year within Daytona, Ohio. They poured over books, watch the weather channels obsessively, listen to the radio, and keep crazy journals full of information. My theoretical retard also lives in Florida and has never stepped foot in Ohio or met anyone from there -- it just clicked in their little hamster wheel brain.

Josh has his own obsessive subjects (Goth, Ozzy, Belltowers...). The girl Alicia probably was probably the first chick that was nice to him, and added bonus if she was cute. Hell, she could literally be his first crush and he went overboard with it. It's a lot like Chris Chan with that Megan chick.

He's like most tards -- selfish. If you don't tell him he is awesome, praise his magic, or buy him shit you are no use. Hell, even you buy him shit he will not care about the cost or effort. Him just throwing away (or selling) expensive shit is the best example of not giving a fuck about others .
 
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charlesdickens said:
One of the creepiest things that make me dislike Josh is the fact he's still hung-up on Alicia, a girl he has been fixated on since high school. This is the one that his parents told him was dead "due to his trolls". This was only a year or two ago, he was crying about it to Discord, when they found easily that she was alive and then he got pissy about that. It's not even clear if Josh hallucinated his parents telling him this or they actually told him to get him to stop obsessing over her, but he definitely believed she was dead. Just the other day, Josh sang "Alyssa Lies" and started tearing up, undoubtedly drawn to the song due to the namesake. And when he tore Funsized Felicia to bits, he told everyone he'd name his next sex doll Alicia.
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Yeah I feel like that whole incident was one of the highlights of that Discord leak and it seemed like almost nobody else cared. It was an enormous peak into his past, how easy it was to bamboozle him, and the shocking twist that had he even attempted to look, he could have found out she was alive and kicking.

Presumably she just made a point to find and preemptively block him on most social media (in a Green Room vid he does explain a particularly convoluted episode attempting to "apologize to her" through a couple of different accounts only to be blocked instantly), but yeah that whole thing was far more interesting to me than gently shoving an already stumbling off his ass cocksucker to the ground.
 
Clint's Burden said:
I believe this is the video in question.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4trysSkAZY
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First part sounds like some shit your parents make you say when you fucked up.

”… and I went about expressing my love in an entirely wrong way. Stalking, sexual harassment, and I regret it sincerely.”

So many of his weird quirks and linguistic ticks come from Clint hammering some point home.
 
Rumply4Skyn said:
So many of his weird quirks and linguistic ticks come from Clint hammering some point home.
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Josh's selective learning from stuff Clint's tried to show him or teach him always makes me laugh.

I like how "Do not smoke cigarette butts off the street" or "Don't fuck around at Job Corps or there are consequences" failed to take, but "Always make your bed" and "Always immediately put garbage in the garbage can" did. :story:

Speaking of Josh's early fixations on women and Job Corps, I remembered that Josh wrote a short novel about a lady when he was a younger lad, entitled "A Special Blonde."

I don't think it's archived on here and I'd rather it not be lost, so I'll do that.
 

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Yeah I feel like that whole incident was one of the highlights of that Discord leak and it seemed like almost nobody else cared. It was an enormous peak into his past, how easy it was to bamboozle him, and the shocking twist that had he even attempted to look, he could have found out she was alive and kicking.

Presumably she just made a point to find and preemptively block him on most social media (in a Green Room vid he does explain a particularly convoluted episode attempting to "apologize to her" through a couple of different accounts only to be blocked instantly), but yeah that whole thing was far more interesting to me than gently shoving an already stumbling off his ass cocksucker to the ground.
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It was legitimately alarming. He was saying shit like (paraphrasing) “she always said I was gross and to stop staring at her but she was just playing hard to get I know she wanted to fuck me. She kept bending over and showing me her tits” it’s like he’s coped so hard he’s actively rewritten the reality of his memories.
 
The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
It was legitimately alarming. He was saying shit like (paraphrasing) “she always said I was gross and to stop staring at her but she was just playing hard to get I know she wanted to fuck me. She kept bending over and showing me her tits” it’s like he’s coped so hard he’s actively rewritten the reality of his memories.
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That he apparently believes her current boyfriend also cyberstalked her, "because he pulled a picture off of her social media" (ignoring a multitude of reasons for that) is also a gem I'd like to see someone dig into more. Like, evidently, he believes her boyfriend/fiancé did exactly what he did, but he was unfairly bashed out of nowhere. for little to no reason.

It's a shame his brain is so far gone because I'd fucking love for him to do an in depth rundown of how he perceived things happening. I guess his jender relayshuns rants are more or less the same thing, but I'd love for someone to get him good and riled up again, in a relatively sober state, and really press him on this shit.
 
He was barely able to hold the narrative together in the original vid, asking him about it now would be completely pointless. He wasn't being honest either, just spouting off various Clint-isms and boglim half-apologies.

He stared at girls and acted creepy towards them, had a massive unrequited crush and then got caught doing it. I guess why he's so into waiting patiently now, or at least he only whips out his cobra after m'lady links her OF
 
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
That he apparently believes her current boyfriend also cyberstalked her, "because he pulled a picture off of her social media" (ignoring a multitude of reasons for that) is also a gem I'd like to see someone dig into more. Like, evidently, he believes her boyfriend/fiancé did exactly what he did, but he was unfairly bashed out of nowhere. for little to no reason.

It's a shame his brain is so far gone because I'd fucking love for him to do an in depth rundown of how he perceived things happening. I guess his jender relayshuns rants are more or less the same thing, but I'd love for someone to get him good and riled up again, in a relatively sober state, and really press him on this shit.
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All his little quirks are pretty much some fucked facet of his past or personality.

That’s why I think his preoccupation on mentioning kids all the fuckin time, or how rape is bad, or suicide is wrong are telling and fucking scary.

Sad thing is if you pressed him on basically being a fucking stalker he would just stop talking. I’m probably wrong but I cannot think of many times someone has challenged him on his beliefs. Ian said a few things he didn’t like and you could see him getting angry, but the guy didn’t press outta being a good guest. We probably would get a good tard out of someone challenged him and he didn’t have an out.
 
Rumply4Skyn said:
All his little quirks are pretty much some fucked facet of his past or personality.

That’s why I think his preoccupation on mentioning kids all the fuckin time, or how rape is bad, or suicide is wrong are telling and fucking scary.

Sad thing is if you pressed him on basically being a fucking stalker he would just stop talking. I’m probably wrong but I cannot think of many times someone has challenged him on his beliefs. Ian said a few things he didn’t like and you could see him getting angry, but the guy didn’t press outta being a good guest. We probably would get a good tard out of someone challenged him and he didn’t have an out.
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I agree with everything except kid fucking, I'm firmly in the camp he's only doing that whole thing because of the red-piller content he consumes so often and their preoccupation with pedophilia. He's infamously influenced by his favorite YouTubers (up to and including stealing phrases from them to use in his every day vocabulary) and I feel like that whole thing is entirely because he wishes to fit in with that crowd.

But besides that, yeah.
 
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