🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!

Lol no one's gonna read this retard babble, faggot. Stop shitting up the thread and give me more Cobes, trole.
 
You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
Projecting much?
 
How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
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I wish 4Loco was still around for Cobes. He would probably actually kill himself. An energy drink and booze?! We would get a two-day stream followed by a notice of his death
It would probably be flat by the time he finished it.
 
How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
cope, seethe and dilate.
 
"If someone rips ass and you can smell it through their jeans, what is a cloth mask gonna do against covid-19"

Damn cobes, making me:thinking:
 
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Dude, every time he posts a "stand up" vid and the thumbnail is him sitting in his crust throne, I absolutely lose it. Just howl laughing. Don't even need to play the video, he is already the GOAT, sorry 'bout it Dane Cook :(
 
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