🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The face you make when your ex eats your fucking lunch for 30 minutes straight.
 
I want her to remake his chicken fried steak video. Can you imagine the kino that would erupt if she remade Cobes cooking videos? His souless eyes glazed over as he's gripped in an alcoholic rage at seeing the comments on how much better her cooking is than his.
 
Stephanie's voice is so annoying I couldn't finish her reaction video but I'm glad cobes delivered with a reaction to the reaction where he just spends 20 minutes talking about his cock. good for him. I hope it turns out he's right for once and she is in fact, still horny for his cock. I would love to see the backpedaling he'd do about everything he's ever said about her if she came over. won't happen but a boglim can dream. I do find it pathetic that she's out here attempting to be a content creator out of her "clout" from being cobes former cum cave though. If I was her, even if I did make videos I'd pretend that part of my life never happened.
 
Where is this shitty toilet tiddie selfie? Is it weird that I want to see her tits?

Rhetorical. Don't gaf if you think it's weird just post the fucking tits, thx.
 
Jaybird said:
Where is this shitty toilet tiddie selfie? Is it weird that I want to see .. tits?
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Guntaholic said:
I want her to remake his chicken fried steak video. Can you imagine the kino that would erupt if she remade Cobes cooking videos? His souless eyes glazed over as he's gripped in an alcoholic rage at seeing the comments on how much better her cooking is than his.
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She works at McDonald’s. It’s documented in her previous videos she’s not even at ‘dinner time at the group home’ level of cooking.

Deliciously ironic.
 
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Hembruh said:
If I was her, even if I did make videos I'd pretend that part of my life never happened.
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It's easy to think that Stephanie is just a regukar gal in comparison to the sexy gothic badboy himself, especially after watching the first videos on her channel that were actually decent cooking videos sooken more casually and the tour of Casper by car was pretty neat, too.
But there is a reason why she went to Job Corps, dated Josh and later ended up in a weird poly relationship with a couple 20 years her senior.
She's a bit touched and came from the same bad Wyoming trailer park sphere that a lot if the other protagonists in the Cobraverse hail from.
While I give her credit for keeping a real job, an apartment and having a car like a functional adult, the amount if attention and praise she now gets online bring out her true colors.
If detrimental for her, it's certainly an interesting development and a nice change from the gender relations rants and alcoholism of the last year.
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
WOW! He is FIRED UP!
I have my shitty archive
Video response [l-TyNjYbulA].mp4
there are so many great spiteful and coping moments, you just need to watch the whole thing
Flatery.mp4
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Start:
Doing a cooking video, speaking of which, he wasn’t pleased with how Stephanie talked about his cooking video. Starts the video for two seconds and goes on a rant about Stephanie being a clout chaser and people are only interested in watching her because they used to date.
2:43:
Back to the video for two seconds. Calls her a clout whore, he’s not salty though. Stephanie is copying his videos and wants his dick. He’s doesn’t talk about Stephanie and regrets cheating on her.
4:55:
Back to the video for two seconds. Stephanie wants to suck his cock. Kobes has that affect on women. Says again that he doesn’t talk about Stephanie. She calls him a shitty ex and all he did was cheat on her. She copies his videos. Says she’s not depressed, makes fun of her being depressed.
8:12:
Back to the video for two seconds. Stephanie wants his dick. Kobes learned his chicken fried steak recipe from a chef. Back to the video for two seconds. Calls Stephanie’s titties gross and talks about her toilet titty selfie. Calls Stephanie a cunt and brags about being the first person to have sex with her.
11:20:
Back to the video for two seconds. Kobes is salty that she watched the edit instead of his actual cooking video. Explains his recipe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stephanie is a clout chaser. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains his chicken fried steak. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains he uses a plug in pan so he doesn’t have to clean the stove. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t talk shit about Stephanie.
15:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks shit about Stephanie’s boyfriend. Talks about his chicken fried steak. Back to the video for two seconds. Says Stephanie’s face is gross because she said his stove was gross.
17:30:
Back to the video. Challenges Stephanie to make as many cooking videos as he has. Says people only pay attention to her because they used to date. He learned how to make gravy from a professional chef. Back to the video for two seconds. Calls her Gordon Ramsay. Back to the video.
20:17:
Says Stephanie is just jealous he wasn’t making the food for her and she does nothing with her life and is still working at McDonalds. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says Stephanie has no self esteem and that’s why she keeps copying his YouTube. Says she’s still horny for his dick. Back to the video.
23:00:
Says Stephanie wants his cock and he’s fucked hotter of age chicks than her. Back to the video.
23:50:
Kobes doesn’t do reactions to Stephanie’s videos. Bac to the video for two seconds. Says he’s flattered he’s not mad and that she still wants his cock. Back to the video for two seconds. Says Stephanie thinks she’s the shit because she dyed her hair blonde and lost a couple of pounds. She says vidya and he says she’s copying something he copied off another YouTuber. Back to the video.
25:45:
Says Stephanie is copying what he does and it’s pathetic YouTube.
So many great moments but I really enjoyed when he said she copied something he copied off another YouTuber to prove his point that she still wants his cock.
Start:
Shows off his steaks. Stove on.
0:51:
Butter in pan.
1:50:
Beer in pan.
3:31:
Stabs steak with fork and puts rust seasoning on it. Repeats with the second steak.
7:10:
More beer in pan and shows the steaks boiling in the pan.
9:21:
Flips the steak. Shows the boiled steaks in the pan
Start:
Shows off his flower and eggs mix. He’s finished boiling the steak and cut it into strips. Oil in pan. He put rust seasoning and Doritos in the eggs and flour.
2:54:
Beer in pan.
3:13:
Dunks strips into flour and egg mix and then into the pan.
6:50:
Steak tendies out of pan. Waits for the last one to cook.
10:25:
Last steak tendie out of pan.
11:20:
The finished steak tendies. Yukbang.

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Did the story of Josh and chris fucking a woman for a pack of cigarettes actually happen? Has Chris confirmed it? It always seemed like a story that Josh pulled out of his ass to appease the "dry spell" trolls. It seems so outrages and ripped out of a porno, for it to actually be true. also one or two details seem to change to change every time josh tells the story. But if it were a lie, I would assume Josh would have fessed up to it as a "gotcha" moment to Stephanie. Unless he now clings on to this story as a way to cope with the break up, as in "Its not because i was a shitty boyfriend, its just that I cheated".
 
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