The REAL MagnaRyuu
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I do not believe for a second this bs story unless he shows the phone. #showthephone
🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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eaglesfan665
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lmao if real
Garth
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He lies like a 12 year old. He went to the liquor store. Somehow, his clumsy retarded ass dropped his phone; Likely while fumbling for a vape pen, or he was looking at porn and realized he was almost to the liquor store. He didn't discover it in some moment of misplaced schadenfreude. That story is designed to appeal to the listener with some humor and elicit an, "aw, shit. Bad luck, bro. Check your paypal. Toobz has got your back." He's like a rat trapped in a maze going through the conditioned motions that lead to the cocaine button.
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who has the reupload?
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Re upload
DigitalSoryu
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Another phone that got the sex doll treatment 
eaglesfan665
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@1:52 in the video he says "I've never done anything like this to anything a fan has ever sent me. This is the first time I've ever done something like this to something that one of my fans has sent me."
So i guess the sex dolls and the pocket pussy don't count? Maybe Vap0r wasn't a real fan? TMDNWU toobz...
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It’s okay. Courtney will buy him another one. Even if she has to sell a kidney, she’ll get him one. Cobra is lucky to have a clot chasing whore. Oink oinkAnother phone that got the sex doll treatment
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foot update, still rotting. also pls buy new comedy album.
DigitalSoryu
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It’s actually getting really concerning. What the fuck is it? It’s forming a dark brown circle in the middle of it.
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idk. athletes foot probably, cellulitis maybe. could be something other than that but those would be my guesses.
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better stop breaking free phones because of your tard rage BOY
The REAL MagnaRyuu
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Say what you will it’s big (for him) to apologize and accept responsibility. I don’t doubt he feels like shit specifically cause that phone was sent to him. Inb4 “Clint made him apologize!!!11” Clint doesn’t give a rats dick about cobra lying to his audience he’s only made cobra apologize in the past when cobras actions reflected poorly on HIM. Cobra lying and acting like a retard to strangers on the internet is just part of him doing his best every day
Captain Ahab
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Kinda looks a bit like psoriasis, but I doubt it. Most likely just some kind of infection from his nasty ass shoes.
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It’s his dark magic leaking out. His body can’t contain it anymore.
Buster Scruggs
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It's going to get progressively worse as he fucks with it. I imagine the boglim's foot treatments include dousing his foot in alcohol or peroxide because "i heard they're medical dood it fixes cuts" after constant scratching, and of course just pops it right into a dirty sock. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't gotten seriously infected with how much shit he probably has under his nails
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Lmao I love this. "I lied but... the money from the album will let me buy a new phone..."
So why even make the fucking video dip shit unless you were fishing for pity donations? Even this apology film is just fishing for donations.
Its funny, the MDs at reddit were saying it was healing lmfao, that shit AINT healing