🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I forgot about Cobes birthday and I'M SICK OF IT. I should have poured one out for Cobes,the Queen,and the victims of 911.
 
TORtlEMUStRaNSUS said:
I forgot about Cobes birthday and I'M SICK OF IT. I should have poured one out for Cobes,the Queen,and the victims of 911.
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Still can, brother.

It's Friday so I am celebrating again, gin and soda all night, gonna order a pizza later, Ghost Food M'lord obviously. Topping suggestions? I'm already heavy buzzed so the combinations will not phase me by the time I make the order.
 
idkcumiguess said:
Topping suggestions?
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What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Seizure isn't dead. He has posted ITT somewhat recently, he's active on Patreon (well, semi active anyway) and I see him replying/hearting comments on youtube.
Give the man some time. He has a life outside of Cobra.
Chauncey is active on twitch and I highly recommend his streams if you want random assortments of lolcow material. Very chill, I like Chauncey a lot.
BallParkFranks is also still alive on youtube.
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Jobama said:
Bitesize is doing a q&a stream with Ballparkfranks after the big reveal yesterday.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ui5onZMILWk
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The CobraTubers are cool. I only know Chauncey and BPF from @SeizureRobot5000 videos, but I'm listening to the latter chatting with BiteSize on the live right now, and they're just fun to listen to. I'm going to start following them more closely. I'd be happy to see them branch out into covering other lolcows.

In fact, I was thinking about that when watching some of Seizure's last videos -- he didn't necessarily focus on only the latest Josh happenings; he'd include commentary on notable events going way back. Since he's mentioned Chris Chan before, I had always hoped that he'd make a SnakeBones equivalent for Classic Era CWC.
 
I for one appreciated Bitesize admitting he could've said some things better in the past and that he was salty about Josh's decline, as his attitude towards Josh really started to piss me off. It is nice to get confirmation that Bitesize did that doc, though. I bet Josh was so giddy about meeting a real life British person, I would love to know how much he asked about the country.
 
It looks like the stream went private for some reason. I was going to wait until it was done to watch it at 2x to make a summary of it. Did anyone save it? I did catch that he was going to continue the history of cobra documentary he was making.
 
crayolasword said:
Me and the wife were talking about Cobe’s and his birthday dinners. Didn’t Clint take him to Olive Garden every year? And did he ever say what his go to order was?
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I think I remember him saying something about wanting to make a food hacked "build your own pasta" with multiple sauces. Four cheese sauce and some other one, but I think he said Clint put a stop to it.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
The CobraTubers are cool. I only know Chauncey and BPF from @SeizureRobot5000 videos, but I'm listening to the latter chatting with BiteSize on the live right now, and they're just fun to listen to. I'm going to start following them more closely. I'd be happy to see them branch out into covering other lolcows.

In fact, I was thinking about that when watching some of Seizure's last videos -- he didn't necessarily focus on only the latest Josh happenings; he'd include commentary on notable events going way back. Since he's mentioned Chris Chan before, I had always hoped that he'd make a SnakeBones equivalent for Classic Era CWC.
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The Cobratubers are excellent except Bog Chron (appreciate his clipping but he’s a massive faggot) and Tard Man (lolicon incel sicko).

I remember after Cobes’ death CEO of Chairbugs did a memorial stream, it was so chill and a bittersweet time to see everyone in the community get together in the chat.

And I agree about Seizure. I know Chris has been milked to hell and back but I’d love to see him and BPF do a Snake Bones-esque podcast on him, even if it’s just a one-off. They’d know how to put a unique spin on Chris.
 
ive missed out on basically every physical release of joshs music, is there anywhere i can acquire copies of the cassettes/etc, or am i sol? i figure i may just have to be patient and eventually i could buy secondhand, but im assuming there will be no rereleases given the situation.
im putting together a gothic bad boy display and the tapes would look sick as fuck in it.
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ASeabear8952 said:
I remember after Cobes’ death CEO of Chairbugs did a memorial stream, it was so chill and a bittersweet time to see everyone in the community get together in the chat.
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I remember when he started doing content I first viewed him as a tard man clone, but he quickly proved he had a genuine interest in cobra and his food hacks and mead. He's kind of endearing and his content is more of an exploration of Cobra experiments. Another great cobratuber is that chubby brit chick who did almost perfect impressions of Josh and his side characters.

EDIT: @the bog connection BPF confirmed on Bitesize's stream that deathbed tapes is planning on re-releasing most of Cobra's albums physically in October.
 
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An Monke said:
I think I remember him saying something about wanting to make a food hacked "build your own pasta" with multiple sauces. Four cheese sauce and some other one, but I think he said Clint put a stop to it.
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Yeah because I bet they charge for extra toppings after a certain bit and Clint didn’t want to pay $60 for a shitty chain pasta meal that Josh would eat three bites of, let sit out overnight then get sick off.

Although I could see Josh being like “Four cheese sauce, Alfredo, marinara, that’s like 6 sauces TWU”
ASeabear8952 said:
The Cobratubers are excellent except Bog Chron (appreciate his clipping but he’s a massive faggot) and Tard Man (lolicon incel sicko).

I remember after Cobes’ death CEO of Chairbugs did a memorial stream, it was so chill and a bittersweet time to see everyone in the community get together in the chat.

And I agree about Seizure. I know Chris has been milked to hell and back but I’d love to see him and BPF do a Snake Bones-esque podcast on him, even if it’s just a one-off. They’d know how to put a unique spin on Chris.
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@SeizureRobot5000 would you take recs? There are some golden smaller cows who deserve some attention. Yarrow Brown for one…
 
ASeabear8952 said:
The Cobratubers are excellent except Bog Chron (appreciate his clipping but he’s a massive faggot) and Tard Man (lolicon incel sicko).

I remember after Cobes’ death CEO of Chairbugs did a memorial stream, it was so chill and a bittersweet time to see everyone in the community get together in the chat.

And I agree about Seizure. I know Chris has been milked to hell and back but I’d love to see him and BPF do a Snake Bones-esque podcast on him, even if it’s just a one-off. They’d know how to put a unique spin on Chris.
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Bog Chron is an enigma to me at this point. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about him but people on YouTube who make cobra stuff like him.

Bitesize and Franks talked about him last night very positively.
 
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