🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PetiteFeet said:
Was Clint a heavy drinker before he met Tannis or maybe the Saunders clan like to get a bit sloshed at family gatherings? Or was Laurel maybe fond of drinking?
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I might be retarded but I remember Clint saying he was a recovering alcoholic. Josh does show all of the signs of FAS and Lora might just be burnt. Maybe she has wet brain or early Alzheimer's and genuinely can't remember him.
 
So are we all just collectively forgetting that Lora was allegedly an abusive mother? Josh made two songs talking about it, and Clint didn't even mention her at all during the Celebration of Life stream, which seems intentional. Never mind that Clint managed to win custody over Josh, and that's not exactly easy for fathers to do, especially circa 1990.
Besides, I've yet to see proof the two are related save for appearance and inability to open tin cans. There's plenty of autists who aren't born knowing how to use can openers, trole.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
So are we all just collectively forgetting that Lora was allegedly an abusive mother? Josh made two songs talking about it, and Clint didn't even mention her at all during the Celebration of Life stream, which seems intentional. Never mind that Clint managed to win custody over Josh, and that's not exactly easy for fathers to do, especially circa 1990.
Besides, I've yet to see proof the two are related save for appearance and inability to open tin cans. There's plenty of autists who aren't born knowing how to use can openers, trole.
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I never personally saw proof of Laurel being an abusive mother, I just chalked it up to her breaking her brain after giving birth to Josh hence why I alluded to other mental illnesses appearing when you're in your young adulthood like schizophrenia. Unstable, mentally ill birth mother vs mentally stable father who's able to care for preemie Josh doesn't seem like an unlikely case that Clint would win, even when the system favours the mother over the father normally.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I really wish we knew more about her when she was younger. Some mental illnesses don't appear until you're in your late teens-early twenties. Yeah, she's clearly, visibly disabled but she doesn't have the downs syndrome look and she was much easier on the eyes when she was a youth than she is now (still wouldn't hit that, but I guess some men have no standards when horny).
I still hang onto one of Josh' comments with regards to his alcoholism. "I learned it from the best" or something like that. Was Clint a heavy drinker before he met Tannis or maybe the Saunders clan like to get a bit sloshed at family gatherings? Or was Laurel maybe fond of drinking?
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I had been rewatching a lot of his old videos and he would mention how his father would drink in college and get with women. And the grandfather was upset about that and scolded Clint that he is not paying for him to drink and hookup with women, but was paying for an education. I think this was in the birthday stream, he was probably talking about Clint when learning from the best.

In another video Cobra also mentioned that his bio mom got pregnant because the condom broke, but Clint was happy because he wanted to be a dad anyway.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
So are we all just collectively forgetting that Lora was allegedly an abusive mother? Josh made two songs talking about it, and Clint didn't even mention her at all during the Celebration of Life stream, which seems intentional. Never mind that Clint managed to win custody over Josh, and that's not exactly easy for fathers to do, especially circa 1990.
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Besides, I've yet to see proof the two are related save for appearance and inability to open tin cans. There's plenty of autists who aren't born knowing how to use can openers, trole.
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It's all in the thread already, that's his bio mom.


I kind of remember the songs too, I think she hit him really hard. I don't remember exactly and too lazy to dig it up.

I do remember in one of the songs they were visiting a relatives house for Christmas when he was young. The bio mom called the cops on Clint for DV and ruined Christmas.
 
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God dammit (:_(
 
Does anybody else have a hard time watching Josh’s videos now? Going back and watching him yell at Siri and call off brand soda “genetic” used to make me howl with laughter. “Genetic Mountain Dew” was my go to cobra video and now I rewatch it and I’m just feeling like this
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Dirty Bird said:
I had been rewatching a lot of his old videos and he would mention how his father would drink in college and get with women. And the grandfather was upset about that and scolded Clint that he is not paying for him to drink and hookup with women, but was paying for an education. I think this was in the birthday stream, he was probably talking about Clint when learning from the best.

In another video Cobra also mentioned that his bio mom got pregnant because the condom broke, but Clint was happy because he wanted to be a dad anyway.
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makes sense to me, thank you friend.
 
The celebration of life will turn a month old later today. It'll be pretty surreal when drink combo and joke turns 1 year old and the time only goes on from there. I still miss and fondly remember Cobes and sometimes I'll wear my Cobes shirt out in public. The goth badboy rocks on with UNHOLY tuning, tmdwu.
 
Quotes don't seem to be working for me right now, but here are the lyrics where he talks more about the bio mom. He said she smacked him and blamed him for choking on something, and it wasn't regular smacking. Threw him against a wall. He didn't want to go see her when she got visitation. The ruined Christmas is also in the lyrics.

He also mentions a Christina in the lyrics, that's probably the half sister the bio mom had after him and also abandoned.

"I've grown so sick of you. Where have you been when I skinned my knees? Where were you when I gave up on some shit where were you?
But you weren't exactly a breeze you flew out of the house with eyes.
Last time I saw you, we went and ate at a restaurant.
You were like a stranger to me, I don't even know you anymore. And may you say your name on my birth certificate. You were my mom, you gave birth, pushed me out of your cunt but I fucking hate you walking out on me. I hate this bullshit stuff you pulling.
You're not my mom to me anymore. I fucking hate you. Had to kick you because your psychotic. You're just a big fucking mistake. Go fucking kill yourself. I fucking hate you, mom.
My mom Lora.

Fucking go kill yourself and when you get to hell, Satan rapes you and every hole makes you bleed from your eyes. It was no surprise to find out how much I fucking hate you.
Walking out on me when I was three, it's so easy to see. You psychotic cunt, I fucking hate you. Go burn in hell and die.
You'd be rotting in your cells and a guy comes and rapes you in straight jacket. You're causing my mind so much fucking racket, I fucking hate you.
My mom Lora.

True at times, I wasn't in the mood to see you, you didn't know. Well, it hurt too much, brought too many memories.
Like the time I was at Christmas at my Aunt Shannon's. I was only three or four, I just opened up a basketball for a Christmas present. I was having so much fun with my dad and my Aunt Shannon and my family.
You called the cops on my dad's head, did some crazy stupid shit. We had to cut our trip short and we came back to Miles City.
Bringing my dad the shit in too. Shit was cut short, I'm wondering what the hell's going on. The cops in the station saying, okay, Mr. Saunders, what'd you do this time?
Well, look at now, look at you now. Growing up and blown up, busting out on you on a fucking rhyme.
I fucking hate you! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Sitting in the restaurant, we barely even talked.
You were like a stranger to me. I don't even know you anymore. You don't want to fucking contact me anymore.Fuck you, I'm done with you. You're sickening, your mind is suffocating, rotting under insanity. You should deserve it! Deserve it! Deserve it.

Look at me now, a famous musician. Don't you come around trying to look for me. That's bullshit, if you wanted to really know me better, you would have came around when I wasn't famous and making shitloads of money. Die!

I wish murder was legal for one day. I'd find you and fucking kill you. Dismember your bowels. Strangle you with your own goddamn intestines. Shove this shit down your throat. Cut your fucking head off. Haha. Take a chainsaw and dismember you to pieces like you left my soul. Jesus, I fucking hate you!

And then would be at your funeral, no one knew it was me. I defecated in your coffin and pissed in your mouth. I fucking hate you, you worthless cunt. You're not my mom anymore. You worthless piece of shit! I fucking hate you! You hear this song, you think, God, this kid's got issues. Yeah, he fucking hardly got issues.

Like I remember when I was a little bitty boy choking. You told me against the wall and smacked me, saying it was my fault I was choking.
Well, fuck you! I've grown up and I've blown up.

Yeah, your brother Uncle Ron, he seems like a reasonable guy. He's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I fucking hate you more. Stay out of my life or I'll fucking stick you with a knife. Ha ha. Oh!

It wasn't just a spanking. That's four or five or six. And throw me against the wall!
Fuck the court system! When I was little, I hated going to see you and Margot. I was crying, saying, No, I beg my dad not to take me!
Because of the court law, you had custody! And now, you divorced him, you left Christina with him. What the fuck is wrong with you? You made some other douchebag and their family I don't know where the fuck you're at now. I don't fucking care anymore. Die! Die! Die!

Have your bodies in pieces. I cut you with a chainsaw. Sawed off side by side. Short barrel shotgun. Hey, check it now. It's legal registration. Little 12 gauge side by side. Buckshot shell. Short barrel. 10 inch barrel and a pistol grip. Pins and welds.
I jammed the barrels down your throat and blew your head off. Dude. Kidnap car.

Fuckin' hate you. Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane. It's like, I got some control over my bullshit issues. Not sometimes, but sometimes. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Fucking hate you fucking hate you!

Go to hell and get raped by Satan! In every hole! You're screaming in pain and misery, but he don't care he's laughing just like the rest of me. Ha ha. Fuck you. As you're bleeding from your eyes. Crying tears of surprise. Oh, it's no surprise, Laura. You're not my mom and you don't wanna fuckin' hate you!

Look at me. I'm just like Eminem. I'm white. I'm a smart ass and I got issues with my mom. Ha ha.
What the fuck! What the fuck!

Die Lora Die! Your not my mom anymore..."


 
Dirty Bird said:
It's all in the thread already, that's his bio mom.


I kind of remember the songs too, I think she hit him really hard. I don't remember exactly and too lazy to dig it up.

I do remember in one of the songs they were visiting a relatives house for Christmas when he was young. The bio mom called the cops on Clint for DV and ruined Christmas.
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i vividly remember that it was laura pushing him into a wall that ultimately got josh full time living with clint and eventually legal custody, also i believe laura actually gave clint full custody as opposed to a battle as she knew/acknowledged she was unfit and they eventually fell out of communication. i do believe laura tried later on with the gifts and phone calls here and there, and i think she did seem to clean up quite a bit and calmed down or maybe stopped whatever substances she was on but josh already made up his mind about their relationship being over
Edit: posted this before reading all his lyrics above, i was pretty spot on (mostly). props to me for my useless knowledge on king jorp
 
Slim Boglim said:
Does anybody else have a hard time watching Josh’s videos now? Going back and watching him yell at Siri and call off brand soda “genetic” used to make me howl with laughter. “Genetic Mountain Dew” was my go to cobra video and now I rewatch it and I’m just feeling like this
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Time heals all wounds, toobz.
I keep getting recommended videos and they make me laugh with melancholy. Cobea is more remembered than most if you keep him in your thoughts twu.
 
Fishnumm said:
i ate the dank EPIC stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese extra bacon onions anchovies jalapenos garlic butter they gave me the option of alfredo sauce and i took it

one of the saltiest things ive ever goddamn nice and cheesy. id get rid of the anchovies though. its not pure either had to get it at dominos so mote it be. honestly not half bad youtube
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update: ive been craving it occasionally now toobz something about thinking about saltiness and fish taste will sometimes make my mouth water. im i becoming a sexy gothic bad boy who smells good and hates sickos and suicide?
 
Fishnumm said:
update: ive been craving it occasionally now toobz something about thinking about saltiness and fish taste will sometimes make my mouth water. im i becoming a sexy gothic bad boy who smells good and hates sickos and suicide?
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You have taken upon your shoulders the heavy mantle of Sexy Gothic Badboy Who Smells Good and Hates Sickos & Suicide.
Your transformation has begun.
 
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