🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Look--an Alien!]

Who will make mead videos now? No more drink combos?

This sucks. RIP cobes, I genuinely liked your content

 

[Fightin' Fish]

Alcoholism exacerbates appendicitis basically any heath problem. Dude was rotting from the inside and destined for an early grave. If you don't think his enablers played a factor you're too dumb to live.

fixed it for ya

 

[Emir_Quesadilla]

Rest in Piece Josh.

I wish you could have had a better life man. I am sorry this is how things ended. You will be missed Josh.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

RIP Josh. I will be having a whisky and a cigarette in your honor. I hope you are with Ozzy having a good time.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I share a birthday with the boglim. Not just the day, but the same birthday down to the year. Every birthday it felt like a cheeky little celebration with Josh, like we were retarded twins. I know it’s gay, retarded, power leveling, parasocial, whatever, autistic react me I don’t give a shit.

I’d watch my favorite cobra videos and have a laugh, I’d watch his own birthday celebration while celebrating my own, stealing away from family and friends to go to the bathroom often to check in on my phone if he was live or see what antics he was up to. I knew I’d outlive him, it wasn’t hard to tell, but I didn’t know it would be this soon. As absolutely fucking retarded it is to say I’ll be thinking of that little weirdo from Wyoming who made funny videos and live streams on every birthday, probably as long as I live. I’ll always pour one out for you on our birthdays Cobies. Thanks for the laughs. Fuck the trolls, fuck sickos, long live KingCobraJFS motherfuckers

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

 

[Orkeosaurus]

long live kingcobrajfs and long live ozzy.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

this site wouldn't exist if eugenics prevented chis chan from being born.
the need for funny people to exist, far exceeds your Bitch made world view.

We wouldn't have sick fucks like Andrew Ditch and all these other pedophillic retards out there.

Eugenics existed long before me, even before the Führer itself and it will continue zo do so and manifest itaelf in new ways.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The good die young.
Rest in peace.

 

[Tom Waits Tables]

Not a day would pass by where I didn't check in on cobra news. I don't know what to feel. I don't think anyone can fill this void. I didn't want it to end and I'm upset with him for not taking his health seriously. I'm gonna play the lottery in his honor.

 

[Crunkle]

Just got off the phone with the coroner, he's gone, 100% confirmed

Good call, he might've resurrected at the coroner's office after Clint uploaded that video. Thanks for checking, vital work you're doing.

Heartbroken. That video is one of the most heartbreaking things I've seen. Never liked Nips but for him to see what he had to see is unimaginable. The description of the blue lips broke me a little.

"Living is just a slow way to die...*clink*"

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

just wanted to pass my condolences, fuck the troles, fuck pedos I’m sending my brightest chi ball to the heavens

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I know its still early, but has there been any word on what the cause of death was?

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Just fucking bawled my eyes out after watching Clint’s video. The raw pain. Holy shit. I’m sad he had to make this video but it was the best way to stop the speculation.

 

[Jobama]

RIP to the greatest lolcow of all time.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

This thread was one I would visit when I got sick of everything else. A pallette cleanser from gorl world, pedophiles, troons, and other sickos that kiwi farms has constant eyes on. Cobes had a natural ability to make content that was just genuinely funny, giving a little break from the reality of the other threads tucked within the farms. This one is gonna hurt. Pouring one out for the Cobra and Kiwi bros tonight. This is definitely not what's up.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

My W.place wedding proposal is now a memorial to Cobes

 

[Cletus Von Beetus II]

RIP to a legend

 

[RetardedHunter]

I will never forgive reddit for killing my nigga cobes. Fuck sickos and fuck reddit! TRD

 

[Butt Fucker]

even as cobes lays dead he wouldn't like you to forget that he was rejected by every girl he liked since the 4th grade. Rest in Peace Josh. Hope you're rocking out with homeboy Alexander Anderson, Aaron, Walt and rock in roll legend Ozzy.

Turns out he was as big of an alcoholic as Aaron