🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The cell towers and wires to his home are going to light on fire from the incoming storm of ALOG taunts. Hopefully this produces content.
 
Is there really any proof that cobes has ever really listened to music? He's unable to name anything but a handful of the most popular songs
Yes, and it has been answered several times.
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I wonder if NAL is going to try and hint at cursing Ozzy to death to get attention from our bogboy. Imagine JESSICA BOYLE and the death of your living God all in one year
 
Man, I found out like 19 minutes after it happened and I missed like two pages of people already posting here in worriment over our beloved boglim.

It's funny how when the thought of Ozzy dying, there were probably hundreds of people including myself around the world that immediately thought: "KING COBRA!!!!!!! 😔"

I feel like Josh won't believe it for at least a few hours or half a day, thinking that the trolls finally hacked his computer to display fake news. Shit, he doesn't even have a phone so Papa Clunt can call to give condolences.

Will be eagerly anticipating his commemorative YouTube upload video, doodt.

Have we ever seen Cobra experience a loss of this magnitude before aside from Walt? Or Homeboy Swinger Aaron? His grandmother? When it comes to some childhood hero like Ozzy, I feel like he ranks above the normal mortals since he was worshipped by him. . Legitimately worshipped, religiously and satanically.

The boy says his kidneys hurt and he's going to cut back, but I have a feeling he's going to power through his nephrons bursting in tribute to the Madman, the Wizard of Ozz, regardless.

Long live Ozzy, Prince of Darkness, and long live Gothic King Cobra too. Tis' a sad day indeed, toobz. 🙏

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Josh will be sad about this but you know that part of him relishes the fact that he has a juicy tragic event to make his life narrative more interesting.
 
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