🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is this the first time Cobes has outright said he is an alcoholic without adding some "I can stop whenever I want" comment?

I'm enjoying the hell out of this good mood Cobes; his "no-no place " dance was exsquizid
 
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Cobes is currently not in the negative, however it will be after this weekend apparently.
The goth wizard says he is grateful for the alcohol, and the few PayPal bucks he's just got.

I do like this energy he's giving his stream right now, not going live out of anger to pout and get money.
Maybe kidney damage will restore the Cobra we once knew. Sigh.

EDIT: Good to see the boy interacting with chat and being a relative good sport despite all the recent "L's" he's been accruing.

But, now he's looping about Boyle and that inevitably digresses to the gender relations loop. Whoever made him loop into the Blair White/trans/gender relayshuns, screw you 😆. Now he's just rambling but still talking to chat so -- seal of approval for now.

Here's my killer view of Cobes on PS5 and he reminds me of Dre Shruken Head, Toobz.

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It's so good to see him go live multiple times a week after the a-logging died down. We haven't been spoiled this hard in over a year.

"Unlike BOYLE, I'm gonna go to the bathroom instead of peeing in a box".
 
I'll always love keeping up with Cobes but I think we've finally passed the point of funny content. The majority of updates I see coming are probably all gonna be negative. Watching as he confirms his health is failing organ by organ until we inevitably see a Facebook update from Clint that our boy is dead.
At this point it feels like watching your grandpa's final days in hospice.
That's definatly not what's up. :(
 
Damn, Cool Cobra only comes out on stream when he's sober (was), has kidney failure, broken phone, no more Medicaid, no more Puff, no more Walt, and somewhat broke (he's made about $120.00 so far on PayPal & Cashapp). TWU.

Seeing him read an article is so funny yet so painful to watch. 😆

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Lol he's still talking about his Dragon Cobra story. He'll finish writing it sometime, toobs.

I love how the premise is just a scientist making a dank DNA combo out of different snake genes.
 
One of cobra's biggest alogs - /u/epicdrinkcombo is posting about how cobra is going to be in "a lot of trouble soon." This fucking loser has contacted the IRS and law enforcement multiple times crying about whatever he thinks welfare abuse is and god knows what else. I genuinely hope this person gets cancer.
 
I checked in on the stream a couple times it’s great seeing him stream semi-regularly again and have the chat back on.

Cooler_Taste also clipped the part where he talks about Dragon Cobra. I guess I didn’t realize this wasn’t the first time he’s talked about it.

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Hahahahaha he just said Puff died from suicide.
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He also said Puff has been dead for four years LOL.
 
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One of cobra's biggest alogs - /u/epicdrinkcombo is posting about how cobra is going to be in "a lot of trouble soon." This fucking loser has contacted the IRS and law enforcement multiple times crying about whatever he thinks welfare abuse is and god knows what else. I genuinely hope this person gets cancer.
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What a dick.  There was a thread for guys like that.
 
He's currently talking about how he wishes that people in Kenya could enjoy the same food he does.

I can only imagine showing up in Nairobi with a shipment of food aid, but they open it up and it's filled with burnt bacon and maple spam proshoot sandwiches, skittles mead, and 3 day old skrimp rings.

Come to think of it, that might be considered an act of war.

EDIT: Some memorable quotes from this stream: :story:
  • "My trolls are more miserable than the assholes in Kenya who don't have access to clean drinking water"
  • "People call me a crybaby I cried during a 1911 (9/11) tribute"
  • "Nuclear warfare is for pussies" (TWU)
  • "I cry during the national anthem and drink vodka while I'm doing it - because that's my prerogative"
  • "[If you don't like the fact that I smoke tobacco and cannabis] you can suck the constitution's dick"
  • "Give me a country that legalizes prostitution for 21 and up, because it's the American dream"
  • "Lady liberty, I'm sorry people had to rape you out of your freedom..."
  • "The British stole land from the Native Americans and enslaved a bunch of negroes just to call themselves American - that's some bullshit"
  • "I'm sick and tired buuuuuurp of the Palestinians and the Jews fighting with each other. Religious differences are fucking retarded, and you're a stupid ass cunt for fighting about it"
  • "Kraft is part of my genre of cheeses to make a grilled cheese taste better"
Tonight's mood:
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Picture taken immediately before and after his YouTube ad says the word "grilled cheese":
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