🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We dont have Hamburger Stand where I am from so I decided to go to their website and check out the menu, only to be greeted with the following: Screenshot 2025-07-06 212930.webp
Can't make this shit up:story:
 
This shall be a name said:
We dont have Hamburger Stand where I am from so I decided to go to their website and check out the menu, only to be greeted with the following:View attachment 7611435
Can't make this shit up:story:
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WTF
Literally why the all beef their fucking hotdogs.
Costco got a 1.50 and a drink all beef.
Why spend an extra dollar on that.
EDIT: Clearly the dog will taste the same non-beef vs beef to a boglim.
 
Your Landlord said:
Was it ever confirmed whether Josh was late because he hit the bar first and otherwise would have been on time, or did his ride arrive late to the show and Josh was even later because he had to run to the bar?
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Obligatory Cobra Animated:

I want him to attend another concert again, but I know 1) he's broke AF and 2) he's not willing to come out of the cobra den
 
HiveDull said:
I want him to attend another concert again, but I know 1) he's broke AF and 2) he's not willing to come out of the cobra den
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On the topic of Cobes being broke - why did he never make a patreon again?

I'd give him 5 bucks a month if it meant he got to go on more fun Goth King-y adventures, like rock concerts & Applebee's trips.

He's arguably more deserving of a patreon than half of the grifter Youtubers in this section of the 'farms.
 
Eventide said:
On the topic of Cobes being broke - why did he never make a patreon again?

I'd give him 5 bucks a month if it meant he got to go on more fun Goth King-y adventures, like rock concerts & Applebee's trips.

He's arguably more deserving of a patreon than half of the grifter Youtubers in this section of the 'farms.
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He'll make a new Patreon if he feels like it, trole.
Oh god, Imagine if Josh discovered the Sseth money-per-video option. He'd be cranking shitty slop videos out like nobody's business.
 
Eventide said:
On the topic of Cobes being broke - why did he never make a patreon again?

I'd give him 5 bucks a month if it meant he got to go on more fun Goth King-y adventures, like rock concerts & Applebee's trips.

He's arguably more deserving of a patreon than half of the grifter Youtubers in this section of the 'farms.
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I feel like if he did a Patreon, the redditors would just call whatever event or restaurant he was at and complain. We'd get an endless trickle of "Leave me alone doodt I'm autistic" type vids
 
HiveDull said:
Cobra is a lazy man. He's also incapable of leaving things as is so a simple hotdog is gonna get pig hooves and goat brains on it because that's dank and gnarly AF.
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Ketchup, mustard, relish and onions are too plain toobz gotta get 3x bacon, a shit ton of cheese, 50 different sauces some extra grease yep thats dank as fuck toobz
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
It's not months. It's actually confusing because he has at least three Cradle of Filth t-shirts that look similar.
If you look at his uploads he must be wearing his current one since his latest shirtless video. So almost three weeks.

EDIT: Just wanted to show the designs.
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Yeah no I have a few CoF shirts in my band t shirt rotation and most of them look 100% the same. You could have 5 or 20 and you'd still get confused about which was what. Pretty sure there's hundreds of official ones, let alone the bootleg market.

CoF all sort of sounds the same too, even if you actually like their fruity autistic version of metal (and no shade on anyone who doesn't lol it's an acquired taste), but IMO all you really need is Cruelty and the Beast. Maybe Dusk and Her Embrace if you really need more.

The rest is pretty much by the numbers and there's a few clunkers where they got experimental or when the singer had fucked his throat up and was healing/working with a vocal coach to get back up to snuff, though there's some random gems scattered about during those eras as well.

For newer stuff, Hammer of the Witches/Cryptoriana the Seductiveness of Decay were pretty on par with the classic stuff, but I fell off again with them after that so I have no idea how they currently sound. I assume it's still banshee wailing about being in love with vampire ghosts who haunt creepy castles set to baroque guitar noodling and blast beats with occasional synth harpsichord masturbation.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
His string just snapped and it feels like his rage meter is filling up.
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Indeed. Cobes is having it rough:

1. SSI Benefits in fear of being cut.
2. Phone broken.
3. Bacon burnt.
4. Guitar shredding shredded.
5. NAL in his DM's.
6. Accounts in the negative.

The boy is at the bottom of the bog right now.

Circle of Protection on Cobes; he's most vulnerable right now!
 
lebean said:
Indeed. Cobes is having it rough:

1. SSI Benefits in fear of being cut.
2. Phone broken.
3. Bacon burnt.
4. Guitar shredding shredded.
5. NAL in his DM's.
6. Accounts in the negative.

The boy is at the bottom of the bog right now.

Circle of Protection on Cobes; he's most vulnerable right now!
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NAL is in his DM's? Skygod help us all.

All he can do right now is brainloop about the broken guitar strings and keep drinking.
 
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