🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Genuine question: would Josh fuck a lizard woman? An of-age, alive, consenting, human-shaped lizard woman?
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Swap the head for a bearded dragon head and he 100% would. His alcohol induced dementia would probably twist his thoughts enough to make him think he was both getting puff back (owning the troles) and having sex (owning the trolls). Every decision in his life now is based on whether or not it owns trolls or gets him drunk, those are his only 2 priorities.
 
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Bethesda's games are only dumbed down to people who aren't alcoholics with room temperature IQ's. Cobes trying to play Skyrim or Fallout 4 for that matter would be like a kindergartener trying to learn astrophysics. He only really plays browser games or sandbox games like GTA where he doesn't even know half the mechanics. There was also that one time where he played Black Ops 2 zombies on the PS3 and only lasted a handful of rounds.
 
niggers said:
i genuinely think most games are out of his mental depth, unfortuantely. hes mentioned playing gta5, but he never (afaik) actually been seen playing the missions, he just murders women in skimpy clothing then takes pictures of them.

dont.. dont look to hard into that. the point is i think even bethesdas "match the symbols" style of puzzle would be too much for him. not everyone is born knowing how to get the dragonstone from bleak falls barrow, toobs.
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niggers said:
i genuinely think most games are out of his mental depth, unfortuantely. hes mentioned playing gta5, but he never (afaik) actually been seen playing the missions, he just murders women in skimpy clothing then takes pictures of them.

dont.. dont look to hard into that. the point is i think even bethesdas "match the symbols" style of puzzle would be too much for him. not everyone is born knowing how to get the dragonstone from bleak falls barrow, toobs.
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Never mind that, I think he's become too lazy even for video games. Passive consumption of slop of all kinds is all he can do now.
 
Raxxo's Bedbugs said:
19:25 I've never seen someone pour beer on nachos before, but I'm not surprised.
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1. He's beer braising the spam trole.
2. Boglim cuisine is so avant-garde and complex that he merely uses the term "nachos" as a crude approximation so that us humans can partially wrap our heads around his culinary creation.
 
Cobes is a gamer insofar as him saying he's a huge anime fan because he used to watch DBZ on toonami. We all know what he's actually consuming: scooby doo marathons, chaturbate, clocktower youtube videos, and family guy funny moments #251.

That PS3 been gathering dust since the spice era.

niggers said:
hes mentioned playing gta5, but he never (afaik) actually been seen playing the missions, he just murders women in skimpy clothing then takes pictures of them.
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I recall he made a video complaining about people killing him in GTA online and that he had to actually work to get in-game housing (lol)
 
GameratePTSD said:
I'd love to see him play something like The Sims and make a little sim version of himself who has guitar level 10 and lives in a clocktower dream house.
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Shit dood, I'd love to see him with unlimited money, everything unlocked, and just let him build a little clocktower dream mansion. I wanna see his creative choices.
 
I for one want to watch Josh play Rhythm Heaven. Imagine the frustration of a man with 18 albums realizing he has no sense of timing. And it's a Wii game too, so it's perfect for his eventual spergout.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
That PS3 been gathering dust since the spice era.
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I would be shocked if he could play even the most basic of video games at this point. His motor skills have deteriorated extremely bad. Every video he is twitching and swaying like he is on a moving boat. He has no dexterity and his hands just sort of float in front of him, his left hand has a mind of its own, and he can barely manipulate the lid of the baconup container. Josh will not be doing any letsplays anytime soon "in the near distant future".
 
Personally I'm just holding out hope we get a return to the GTA series when 6 comes out. When his camera roll in GTA V got "leaked" it was fucking hilarious. Nothing but pictures of his character standing around looking like a serial killer and candid shots of female NPCs.

Fuck sickos.
 
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