🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
but he didn't hit her!
he should've, but he always took the high road and tried to talk her down, until it was too much.
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And like... How the fuck did he never get violent with her?
I grew up with a healthy 2-parent household, and I would've beat the shit out of her. One pop to the fucking goiter is all Cobes woulda needed.
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If NAL ever gets with another man it’ll be a meth head that uses and beats her.
 
Holy fuck toobz, cough syrup drink combos were NOT on my 2025 bog-go card. Time to see how thick the boy's plot armor really is. Honestly I wish he could go a single day without boozing cause I'd get a kick out of some gothic lean drink hack with some "thithuuuuurp and genetic mountain dew yootoob." because that's just the kind of old cobra antics we need in this dry spell.
 
Shiba Inu Strike Force said:
Mailing weed isn't a big deal, it's probably how the majority of weed is transported to non legal states. I'm pretty sure 2 day priority packages not being searched by drug dogs is some kind of deal between dealers and the mail service to benefit both entities.
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the government made weed legal at a federal level as THCa with the 2018 farm bill, they just didnt know it. you can get weed mailed to your house in almost every state buying it from websites legally.
 
Any doctors or nurses want to take a guess why Warlord is dying from poison damage in the new Boglim Chronicles? I thought it was a gag, I listened to it and thought he'd dubbed in NAL coughing, I didn't realize until today it wasn't a gag.

Is Warlord dying? Someone in the comments says he has a chest infection. Is that infectious to others, is Warlord gift-giving? That much coughing reminds me of the Quake II damage grunts, in a gun fight they sounded normal but if it was quiet and you stepped in lava, he sounded like a giant bear being drawn into an industrial lathe.


Glad to see everyone is still here and doing their thing with the "Group Home" conversation attached like a 5th wheel RV. I wish all cool Cobras a happy new year.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Holy fuck toobz, cough syrup drink combos were NOT on my 2025 bog-go card. Time to see how thick the boy's plot armor really is. Honestly I wish he could go a single day without boozing cause I'd get a kick out of some gothic lean drink hack with some "thithuuuuurp and genetic mountain dew yootoob." because that's just the kind of old cobra antics we need in this dry spell.
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as funny as a cobra double cup era would be i dont think his body could take it for very long
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You wouldn't want to hear the sweet sounds of knuckles breaking her orbital bone and the sobbing afterwards? I would.
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No, I mean Jessica has a propensity of muting her streams. She taught Cobra how to, too. She'd even block the camera with a literal receipt at times during her first stay.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
What? Warlord Campbell lying for attention? He would never. He has never lied once in the many, many years of dank cobra lore.
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Forget his legal trouble, in the burger cooking video it sounds like Warlord has advanced tuberculosis. Bro sounds like he's coughing up bloody lung chunks for half the video.
 
Drama Fan said:
Forget his legal trouble, in the burger cooking video it sounds like Warlord has advanced tuberculosis. Bro sounds like he's coughing up bloody lung chunks for half the video.
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If only if could have happened before he started inseminating trailer trash and bringing kids in the world that he could never take care of. I really hope his fucked up genetics don't cause the kids to automatically be fuck ups, hopefully they have good foster parents.
 
I was rewatching the first couple of parts of Bitesize's Cobra origin documentary. In it, he talks about how Josh's first video to gain any traction was called "fuck the mainstream" but didn't really elaborate on where it was discussed. There was also a video from around that time were Josh reads a 4chan thread speculating if he was just pretending. I tried to find that exact thread because I wanted to find the first discussion of Cobra online for historical reasons. I know there's screenshots of Chris Chan's discovery on 4chan. I unfortunately couldn't find the exact thread that Josh was reacting to because the desuarchive archive of /mu/ only goes back to 2012 (the video is from 2011). I did however find some of the oldest pre-Trapped documentary discussion of Cobra which I thought was mildly interesting.
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