🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mister Baranavichy said:
So what now? Is this the doomer arc?

Where we just watch him upload for the most part worthless videos on YouTube looking more and more hagard with each passing food hack, all until he just never shows up again and we find his name in the local obituary from food poisoning or gangrene? Someone hold me...
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We wait. Eventually the video bux won't be enough and he'll need to stream more to get more booze, serin ghetto cheese, and duster. We're just in the dry season for now.
 
Had to let it sit and cool off so that he could talk to the old lady

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Mentions that he has a girlfriend multiple times because the troles can't handle it

The BOY reviews chicken tendies, garlic bread and macaroni and cheese

Explains what leftovers are (it's food that you don't finish)

Farts and belches several times

 
Mister Baranavichy said:
So what now? Is this the doomer arc?

Where we just watch him upload for the most part worthless videos on YouTube looking more and more hagard with each passing food hack, all until he just never shows up again and we find his name in the local obituary from food poisoning or gangrene? Someone hold me...
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This is the future alogs and weens built
 
Buster Scruggs said:
We wait. Eventually the video bux won't be enough and he'll need to stream more to get more booze, serin ghetto cheese, and duster. We're just in the dry season for now.
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While it isn't clear from the way he describes how his finances work i.e. being constantly in the negative but still ordering doordash non stop etc. he basically has unlimited credit but tries to play pretend at being at a responsible Adult Male. Clint doesn't care what he does or spends as long as it's not at his house and will pay any short fall. Clint probably calls him up occasionally so he doesn't have to come out entirely of pocket to cover every expense that his SSDI doesn't cover and he has paypigs lined up. He could doordash himself handles of liquor everyday without uploading or going live but but he likes to desperately grasp at symbols of being an Adult Male. Him being able to set his Facebook status to "In a Relationship" fulfills one of symbols.
 
When I was in the discord there was a chick who would get off on sending cobes shit like doordashing him bags of cement even if it cost her 50+ dollars just to have him ignore it on stream was enough for her the get off on. Super weird and I imagine it's the same with tiktok kids sending him money for shout outs even when he isn't going live they need that sweet dopamine hit from the bog
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
There is a new generation of younger adults who are flooding lolcow communities, they require almost immediate dopamine hits every minute of every day and they are exponentially sadistic in their application.
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Dox, shame, mock. That's the only thing that works, giving them a dose of their own medicine. Treat them like utter dogshit and as cruelly as possible.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
So what now? Is this the doomer arc?

Where we just watch him upload for the most part worthless videos on YouTube looking more and more hagard with each passing food hack, all until he just never shows up again and we find his name in the local obituary from food poisoning or gangrene? Someone hold me...
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It will absolutely be his teeth that do him in. He has active rot and infection within close vicinity of his brain. [Medical PL: I knew a moron who also put off teeth issues and an abscess took him out. Considering the resources he had compared to what Cobra probably has, I figured it as a late stage failure to thrive death.]

Clint wants to go on about how he loves his autistic boy, etc. Well he needs to get a vet team in the trailer to tranq dart Cobes, hog tie him, and get his teeth attended to. That close up of his mouth in his coffee monster drink combo was fucking shocking. He's obviously having pain, seems like he got a little more of the ice cream in his second sip with his hands bracing on the counter and the change in his voice. Was apparent ice cream cold hit some exposed root to me.
 
Teeter said:
It will absolutely be his teeth that do him in. He has active rot and infection within close vicinity of his brain. [Medical PL: I knew a moron who also put off teeth issues and an abscess took him out. Considering the resources he had compared to what Cobra probably has, I figured it as a late stage failure to thrive death.]

Clint wants to go on about how he loves his autistic boy, etc. Well he needs to get a vet team in the trailer to tranq dart Cobes, hog tie him, and get his teeth attended to. That close up of his mouth in his coffee monster drink combo was fucking shocking. He's obviously having pain, seems like he got a little more of the ice cream in his second sip with his hands bracing on the counter and the change in his voice. Was apparent ice cream cold hit some exposed root to me.
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What can even be done for him at this point?
 
Your Landlord said:
What can even be done for him at this point?
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A full extraction and dentures. It's not that simple, and would likely be a multi week process though. He'd need to get on an antibiotic cycle beforehand to bring the swelling down enough for them to do the extraction. And I reckon he would need some sort of bone grafting done to build up his deteriorating jaw enough to support dentures.

Unfortunately, I don't see any of that happening. Clint dragged him to the dentist already, and all they did was get a cleaning lol.
 
Teeter said:
It will absolutely be his teeth that do him in. He has active rot and infection within close vicinity of his brain. [Medical PL: I knew a moron who also put off teeth issues and an abscess took him out. Considering the resources he had compared to what Cobra probably has, I figured it as a late stage failure to thrive death.]

Clint wants to go on about how he loves his autistic boy, etc. Well he needs to get a vet team in the trailer to tranq dart Cobes, hog tie him, and get his teeth attended to. That close up of his mouth in his coffee monster drink combo was fucking shocking. He's obviously having pain, seems like he got a little more of the ice cream in his second sip with his hands bracing on the counter and the change in his voice. Was apparent ice cream cold hit some exposed root to me.
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What I find weird is that he isn't in more pain, or generally in much worse health relative to his lifestyle. From the state of his teeth in the latest close up alone, he should have been cringing after every pinwheel bite, but instead just perfomed his usual routine of "hell yesh yootoob, this ain't half bad let me tell ya". Drinking anything alcoholic should be torture as well, but I digress.
Could this be a case of the famously high pain tolerance of autistics? He doesn't seem to be on painkillers, unless of course you count booze and duster.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
What I find weird is that he isn't in more pain, or generally in much worse health relative to his lifestyle. From the state of his teeth in the latest close up alone, he should have been cringing after every pinwheel bite, but instead just perfomed his usual routine of "hell yesh yootoob, this ain't half bad let me tell ya". Drinking anything alcoholic should be torture as well, but I digress.
Could this be a case of the famously high pain tolerance of autistics? He doesn't seem to be on painkillers, unless of course you count booze and duster.
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You can ignore the pain when you're constantly drunk on home made mead
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Could this be a case of the famously high pain tolerance of autistics? He doesn't seem to be on painkillers, unless of course you count booze and duster.
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Possibly, I saw him with that aluminum ingot. Alternatively, the damage might be severe enough in certain places the nerves are dead.

Happy 1962, John Glenn was the first American in space this year. Eight more pages and we are in the Clint era.
 
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