🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grape Garden said:
He first would have to know how to apply/claim it. And you know that would take months. I do hope he does, so he can stick it behind the bug chair and we get the smug King. Cobra just keeps winning.
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that's really all I want out of this show, at this point. Is there anyone out there persuading Cobes to get that ball rolling?
 
Bogliacci said:
Let loose the Cobrawaffen, total alog death
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TheTourist said:
that's really all I want out of this show, at this point. Is there anyone out there persuading Cobes to get that ball rolling?
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Not really. He applies the least amount of effort as possible to everything he does and for the past 4 years, that includes things he's genuinely passionate about or really wants to do. He doesn't have any tard handlers because he's categorically the most impossible cow to wrangle and the people who've tried have very limited success. It takes years to make him do one thing and he'll do it half-assed or completely fuck it up. With Cobra you just have to hope for the worst result possible and even then, you will still be disappointed. He is a genius at subverting your lowest expectations.

If he ever applies for the button, he'll make out the application himself because he's stubborn. He'll give them the wrong information or he won't have the right information (Such as multiple pieces of identification) then he'll just give up and say "I earned it I don't need to have it, it is what it is toobz and THAT'S THE THING OF IT, it's not important. I have my fans and....you know? Yeah.....SO ISSAIC BUTTERFIELD SAID-" and that shit will never come up ever again.

If you want Cobra to have the Silver Play Button, you'll have to contact Courtney or Clint and have them pester him incessantly for like 3-4 months, ultimately they'll be the ones who fill out the forms and track down what he needs.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He doesn't have any tard handlers because he's categorically the most impossible cow to wrangle and the people who've tried have very limited success. It takes years to make him do one thing and he'll do it half-assed or completely fuck it up. With Cobra you just have to hope for the worst result possible and even then, you will still be disappointed. He is a genius at subverting your lowest expectations.
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The best example of this is during the Chazz saga when Josh was fully convinced he just got a voice acting gig in LA and he was too lazy to even do phone calls with his supposed manager. Like he'd get a donation asking him to call and he'd say "I will when I get around to it" the man is EXTREMELY lazy.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The best example of this is during the Chazz saga when Josh was fully convinced he just got a voice acting gig in LA and he was too lazy to even do phone calls with his supposed manager. Like he'd get a donation asking him to call and he'd say "I will when I get around to it" the man is EXTREMELY lazy.
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I think the boy is just SHY
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The best example of this is during the Chazz saga when Josh was fully convinced he just got a voice acting gig in LA and he was too lazy to even do phone calls with his supposed manager. Like he'd get a donation asking him to call and he'd say "I will when I get around to it" the man is EXTREMELY lazy.
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Yeah I recall Chazz having to send him pizzas and hundreds of dollars in superberries to get his attention and even then, it was pretty brief. I suppose if Cobra ever had a weakness it would be pizza, so if you want him to apply for the Silver Play Button I guess you could just go ahead and send him some pizzas with notes. Real pizzas he would eat not the fucking Perry Caravello Special.

I don't really see the harm in people doing nice things to get him to do something nice for himself, I'll always encourage it because I think Cobra is an endearing character at times but I'd always caution that it's a waste of money and time.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I suppose if Cobra ever had a weakness it would be pizza, so if you want him to apply for the Silver Play Button I guess you could just go ahead and send him some pizzas with notes.
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Someone might already be helping him with this. According to that wiki article above, he had to apply, and be deemed eligible to get the digital verification badge. Apparently the badge is different from standard verification, and the article makes it seem like you have to be eligible for the plaque first in order to get the verified badge. I could be wrong though since there isn't much information, and I haven't really looked into it beyond that. Either way, I hope he gets it soon so he can flex on the trolls.
 
Idk toobz doesn't look too promising I guess you get auto verified at 100k if you aren't a spam/bot account and it isn't tied to the button.

Maybe he can apply in a year if he doesn't get any content strikes which seems unlikely.
 

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Sicko Hunter said:
EXTREMELY lazy
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He is far lazier than a lot of people realise in here at times. He could make some very small adjustments to his life, and he could earn and be in a much better place. Not even hard things, its easy stuff, and he could sit and stew in booze and weed for the most part. But he is lazy to the extreme.
 
whogoesthere said:
He could make some very small adjustments to his life, and he could earn and be in a much better place.
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Considering what retards are willing to spend on painted sticks all he would have to do is walk out his door pick up some twigs, spray paint them, and list them on etsy. One a day would give him 11,000$ a month. But why do that when people casually send you 25,50,100,200$ to your paypal multiple times a day for doing literally nothing.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Redditors? Yeah, I’m thinking they’re back on suicide watch.
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i really have a hard time understanding why people go so hard after this goober. he has free housing. ok, but hes in fucking casper wyoming. he hasnt had whole cigarette in like 8 years and has to make his own liquor. like, if they think this dude is a welfare queen they should never visit southern california, like ever.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Considering what retards are willing to spend on painted sticks all he would have to do is walk out his door pick up some twigs, spray paint them, and list them on etsy. One a day would give him 11,000$ a month. But why do that when people casually send you 25,50,100,200$ to your paypal multiple times a day for doing literally nothing.
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I was thinking he could actually just do them all the time, but slowly. Make each one special, so you can pay extra for a special wand. Imagine a wand, but its styled better and more gothic, with it topped with the "cute" lighter than was pissing him off on his legendary meltdown stream. People would pay a fair whack for that. But it requires work and some self reflection.
 
HONKHONKTIME said:
i really have a hard time understanding why people go so hard after this goober. he has free housing. ok, but hes in fucking casper wyoming. he hasnt had whole cigarette in like 8 years and has to make his own liquor. like, if they think this dude is a welfare queen they should never visit southern california, like ever.
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People just see cobes getting to drink and do whatever he wants without a care in the world while people send him money and it pisses them off because they forget the fact that he is miserable and dying a slow painful death. Also I think it's because most of them can see the untapped potential and even though cobes isn't actually utilizing any of it, the fact he could is enough to enrage them.
 
whogoesthere said:
He could make some very small adjustments to his life, and he could earn and be in a much better place.
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Call me gay but there´s something oddly noble about his laziness. He`s just not greedy (or he doesn´t have the mental capacity for greed) and he doesn`t have any aspirations.
So he only cares about money when he needs to afford booze, nicotine and fast food for the next 1-2 weeks.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
Am I the only one who is shocked that someone as drunk as Cobra is all the time manages to do as much cooking as he does without starting a fire?
I mean every time I see a video of him cooking I brace myself because it looks like he is going to screw up and burn his house down.
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Henceforth the $20 electric skillet Cobeson AND his dad agreed on. Even at his last apartment he would angle it on his stove and pretend he was cooking like a big boy without electric skillet training wheels. Considering he lived in an apartment building this arrangement may have saved the lives of countless others. Or maybe it's so he doesn't have to clean. $20 electric woks are self cleaning, right? Buuuuuuuuut, it's still totally gof af.
 
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