🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grape Garden said:
I don't think Etsy gives him his money as soon as it sells, also with larger purchases like this they will sometimes hold the money until the stuff is actually delivered, if his account has ever had issues with delivering on time etc. (we know it has), then it can affect when his pay out is. He will get the money when he probably creates a shipping label for it. You can set it to be weekly but I'm not sure if he is that smart to fix it, but if he did it's more than likely on hold. I could see buying them for like 50$, a bit of a collectors item, but 400$ for a basically some shaved dowel with spray paint? They aren't even as intricate as the ones he used to do.

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Even the tackiest wand he ever made was better than this piece of shit, because he used to at least put some damn effort into it, just a manchild making a drawing you just gotta put on the fridge kind of thing. This? Straight ripoff.
 
I think it's hilarious that cobes doesn't give a fuck about money unless he needs it. BOY could be raking in the money daily going live and he doesn't even care and also shows he isn't trying to take advantage even when he does need money dude will go live until he gets a specific amount he needs even just 50 bucks and will bounce thats pretty damn funny and also shows he rules the trolls lives.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Shoutout to the gothic crickets in the background

Edit: how long until Bog Chron re-uploads the two minute and thirty second long video with some dumb bullshit interspersed to get it to qualify for ads and shit do you think?
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He will do back in time series to space it out.

It’s a shame the boy didn’t go live for his sesh. It’s been a while, he’d probably get a bunch of donos.

6pm in Casper and he’s wasted!
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Mixing hard liquor with beer again, uh oh.
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At least he's staying hydrated with that dank prime mix TWU dood

Also, his balding is either getting way the fuck worse or I just haven't seen the top of his head in a while
 

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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I'm certainly not gonna say he hasn't lost even more hair lately, but it's been that bad for a while it seems
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I guess you're right, this is from 6 months ago.

I'll never understand why he won't just shave it all off, besides disappointing all his fangirls and not being a Gothic bad boy with long, luscious hair anymore he'd probably look better

Seriously I think our boy could pull it off, even if tho he's a bloated alcoholic
 

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I want to see Cobes bake something again. It would be funny to see him attempt to make meringue with a hand mixer and a bowl. Another fun thing he could try is chocolate chip cookies from scratch, and have someone lay out directions and the ingredients out for him. Then just wait and see how he does it.
 
My autistic who cares opinion:
I know my opinion is not really interesting but I work at a drug detox facility and he looks about the same as patients that come into detox. But I would never suggest he stop drinking without safely detoxing first. Otherwise that dude will be at serious risk of a seizure.

That being said, it's impossible to speculate about his liver function without blood tests. But I showed a very experienced nurse here who knows nothing about him and she said he would last to 45 if he is lucky. But you never really knows how much he drinks outside of streaming. He will never stop drinking if people tell him to stop, but you need to like make him think he has come to the decision automatically.
 
I randomly got this video recommended to me while watching bog videos
Idk what to make of it.
It's like this 40 year old boomer making a video to give Josh advice and it got like 3k views, which seems really weird
he mentions he also watches cyraxx and he's going through all the bog lore so this guy is some 50 year old lolcow aficianado i guess lol

His advice is pretty solid (though completely obvious), namely 'stay away from methica, she's the one who got you evicted'.
 
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