🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Andoxico said:
A fiber line... in a trailer park... in Casper Wyoming?
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Eh, I meant previously when he was in the conquistadors (now the pronghorn apartments), but I'm sure spectrum services his area which would be a huge upgrade even with their cheapest plan.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Ah, I didn't see the full stream. Makes sense, however his Internet is slow because he has the shittest ISP available in casper. Centurylink which is like 80MB/s DSL. I always find that funny because he could get a 1gig fiber line for nearly the same price, I'm pretty sure it's available in his area.
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80MBp/s is 640Mbp/s, I don't think that's even possible on the fastest DSL lines anywhere in the world. If you meant 80Mbp/s, that's still pretty good. DSL is generally symmetrical meaning he'd have 80Mbp/s upload as well. DSL doesn't need upload and download channel asymmetry like cable internet.

That's actually faster than my cable/DOCSIS Internet bandwidth. For reference a 1080p video stream uses about 8Mbp/s. Up or down.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Looks like Frasier in the early seasons.

Oh baby I hear the Homedad callin', a lot's up and costs $6k. And you know that's no bullshit Toobs, well maybe, but I digress. But I don't know what to do with this cheap vodka and Skittles mead, Clint's callin' again.
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Dorito chocolate calzone all OVER my face. What is a bog to do?
 
Potion_Time said:
I love how can openers are eldritch artifacts that require multiple doctorates in order to use properly in the cobraverse.
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For real. If there wasn’t a video of this I would have never believed it. Hell, it’s still difficult to process while watching the video. The cognitive dissonance generated from witnessing such exceptional stupidity cripples my brain.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
My favorite Jessica-ism so far is “AND THAT’S A FACT!” Or “I KNOW I’M UGLY, I HAVE THE PROOF!”
Like, is she saying she’s going to just hold up a picture of herself? What would even constitute “proof” someone is ugly? Just looking at them isn’t enough in her mind? Truly fascinating.
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Lol every Methica stream is the episode of SpongeBob where he eats that rotten sundae
 
Shiverpeaks said:
Has Cobra ever been into horror films? It would be fun to see a bog watch along to classics like Halloween or Elm street.
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I'd be more interested in him watching sleepaway camp and the gender relations jannie rant that follows when the killer is unveiled.
 
The only media I can remember Cobes talking about watching is either Youtube or shit he saw as a kid on Cartoon Network or whatever. His gothic badboy persona appears to have no effect on his media consumtion outside of listening to Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. The one that always surprises me when he brings it up is Tenchi Muyo
 
Ran-chan said:
The only media I can remember Cobes talking about watching is either Youtube or shit he saw as a kid on Cartoon Network or whatever. His gothic badboy persona appears to have no effect on his media consumtion outside of listening to Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. The one that always surprises me when he brings it up is Tenchi Muyo
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Tenchi was one of the early toonami shows. It aired alongside DBZ and Gundam Wing. Cobes would have been the right age to catch episodes
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
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Holy fuck, I finally found evidence. Page 1710. This weird green shit was in his "hair" for like a week.
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WTF. Did he try replacing bald spot spray with one of his own cans.
Although as he washes his head only monthly probably, could just be dye spray. But why would one use it to try color their male pattern baldness.
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
WTF. Did he try replacing bald spot spray with one of his own cans.
Although as he washes his head only monthly probably, could just be dye spray. But why would one use it to try color their male pattern baldness.
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It was green temporary hair dye in a spray can, the kind teenage girls use for, like, high school spirit days and Halloween.
 
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