🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
I went to check the last thing I said about any reactor here, and I never said anything about anyone being fat.
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You're right it wasn't you, it was this post that I think was responding to you.
So I apologize for that, but my point still stands. I wasn't moralizing anyone's fatness like you claim nor do I incessantly call her fat like you and others are suggesting. I've done it like twice? On a fucking lolcow forum, how dare I. Like, my comment about her being 4 hundo was facetious it wasn't some 'moral judgement' like you're accusing me of.

Also I don't HATE Messica why tf are people crying? In fact I've defended her here when people have unknowingly repeated lies Breezy/NAL have tried to spread about Messica. Again, I just found it funny that people got defensive that I called a fatty fat? OK.
 
Goatchoker said:
What color do you think his new place will have as a background? I think a yellow white will the dog chair reappear?!
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Green, it should be green. I have no idea why he has not put up a lick of paint with his trademark green at this point. Before someone mentioned rental rules around painting walls, this is Cobes we are talking about.

But yeah, I am thinking if he had a choice it would be green and black, but its likely to just be something generic and soft in tone.

Dog chair is an odd one, because it should by rights be in the bin. You would assume Clint would just toss that bad boy into a nuclear reactor where it belongs. But Cobes is likely to having a hissy fit and maybe Clint will eat the loss on it, just to stop him from having a toddler tantrum.

Would be cool if he based his first few months of videos around decking the place out, buying some nice lamps and really putting it together. Exciting times.
 
Twinkie said:
You're right it wasn't you, it was this post that I think was responding to you.
So I apologize for that, but my point still stands. I wasn't moralizing anyone's fatness like you claim nor do I incessantly call her fat like you and others are suggesting. I've done it like twice? On a fucking lolcow forum, how dare I. Like, my comment about her being 4 hundo was facetious it wasn't some 'moral judgement' like you're accusing me of.

Also I don't HATE Messica why tf are people crying? In fact I've defended her here when people have unknowingly repeated lies Breezy/NAL have tried to spread about Messica. Again, I just found it funny that people got defensive that I called a fatty fat? OK.
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Jesus Christ, nobody else here cares. Take it to your PMs, ya fuckin nerds.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
Real old-school Mad Magazine type stuff. Jessica is such a an idiot. People making T-shirts of her could only have increased her views/money. She's a real "cut off her nose to spider face" type, to borrow from Michael Scott.
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Yeah it was a real stupid move, and I don't see what to get so up in arms about it. Josh clearly only had a problem with it when Jessica flipped out about it. Does Exhumed Visions kick back anything to Josh? It looks like he does from the description of some of the items. I don't care if he does either way, I just know Josh was pissed at clip and reaction channels for making money off him by using his likeness. Just sucks, shirt was cool, if anything she should be flattered someone made art of her that made her look that good.

Twinkie said:
lmao how many times have I even said this? I said it once that I recall, a few pages back because someone pointed out that another NAL reactor is fat, implying Messica isn't. And then another time called Messica a deathfat, which she is. So like???

I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious, that your queen is obese. Cope and feed.
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I was just making a joke comparison how you said reddit living rent free in peoples heads is like anytime JM is mentioned its always "something something 400lbs". You took it like I was trying to condemn you for saying someone is fat. Maybe it's just compulsory, like how someone can't talk about NAL without mentioning her being a hag etc., then JM is a 400-pound beast. It is what it is. I didn't realize you would take it so seriously or get upset about it, so my bad lol. I could care less what you call anyone.

Goatchoker said:
What color do you think his new place will have as a background? I think a yellow white will the dog chair reappear?!
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I feel like it will tobacco stained piss colored walls, and the floor will easily be that cheap ass gross shit that he had in his apartment, something brown or dark red. If its not that, will only be a matter of time before it becomes that. He did say his "YouTube room" so it will all be contained. I hope we get a trailer tour. The dog chair will never leave. Or something green.
 
The troles are jumping the Reddit ship
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Godspeed, faggots.
 
Mushroom King said:
The fingerprints of emotional abuse and manipulation are all over this. I've seen chicks break their man's PC, laptop, cellphone, aggravate all of his friends and family until no one is willing to waste their time trying to get around the eternal BPD hockey goalie so they can have the object of their desire with no one around to say, 'Bro, throwing knives at your car and blocking your driveway so you can't leave is not normal.' BPD women are like Dead by Daylight bosses IRL, but you lose if you play even a little.
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I can't believe anyone, even Cobes, is desperate enough to put up with this sheer level of batshit from someone as fugly and repulsive as this bitch. I knew someone who had a Russian gf who was literally axe crazy, tried to burn down his house, literally stabbed him, and somehow got a restraining order against him after this shit, but she was drop-dead gorgeous, so it was at least comprehensible why he stuck his dick in crazy. That seems to be a Russian thing, there are your babushkas and they are sane and as stable as bedrock, and then the more beautiful they get, the more absolutely insane.
 
lottalove said:
Not to ree too loudly, but to be very autistic here, anyway:

His relationship status was indeed changed for a while.
Screenshot from Feb 24th, 2024
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If it’s real I guess I owe Reddit-kun an apology. I’m still skeptical because I remember checking in March and he was still single. Maybe he’s just fluctuated the status in between meltdowns. It’s odd I figure there would be a lot more fanfare from trolls for him making it “Facebook official”

The Wichita Lion said:
Whats the lore on Bitesize throwing in with the weens? Last I remember he was on good terms with Cobes
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lolwut? Cobes has had a seething hatred of bitesize for the longest time? He fucking HATES bitesize which is why bitesize is so defensive over people finding out he’s in Courtney’s discord cause if Cobes found out Cobes would flip out and leave and they’d lose all their “behind the scenes” content
 
Ib2grh8 said:
having just made a account recently is it just half normal people here for cobes, and the other half retards who fight eachother and are about as smart if not less smart than cobes himself?
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Bold of you to assume that anyone here is normal and there is even one person not retarded here. Glad you could join us retard.
 
The Wichita Lion said:
Whats the lore on Bitesize throwing in with the weens? Last I remember he was on good terms with Cobes
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Cobes has never been on good terms with Bitesized. He retardedly believes the edits he makes are him stealing his work and thinks he owes him thousands of dollars in compensation. The reality is Bitesized makes Josh's super lengthy and often times boring content into something actually watchable and he's a huge part of the reason Cobes has the following he has today. Before the clip channels he was a pretty obscure lolcow.
 
AnOminous said:
I can't believe anyone, even Cobes, is desperate enough to put up with this sheer level of batshit from someone as fugly and repulsive as this bitch.
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this whole ordeal is kinda interesting b/c he doesn't linger in a relationship with a corpseface psycho for sex (like so many other desperate dudes), but purely out of a need to 'own the troles'. people told him she sucks and might kill him, so she gets mentally categorized with all the other stuff people said sucks and might kill him, like duster, alcoholism, and drinking rotten yeastjuice. i wouldn't be surprised if clint told him she was trouble and he thought "hehehe....yesthhhh".

i still think clint is a bald, pretentious dickhead but he was completely fucked from the beginning with the whole parenting thing. the only shot he had was telling cobes shit like "no BUD, toothbrushes are for adults not LITTLE BOYS" "sorry BOY, you're too much of a PUSSY to wear grown-up clothes, keep wearing dog collars and cowboy hats"
 
niggers said:
this whole ordeal is kinda interesting b/c he doesn't linger in a relationship with a corpseface psycho for sex (like so many other desperate dudes), but purely out of a need to 'own the troles'. people told him she sucks and might kill him, so she gets mentally categorized with all the other stuff people said sucks and might kill him, like duster, alcoholism, and drinking rotten yeastjuice. i wouldn't be surprised if clint told him she was trouble and he thought "hehehe....yesthhhh".
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It's 50% owning the trolls 50% pussy. He went half a decade without having sex and obsessed over it basically the entire time now he's getting it and doesn't want it to stop so he'll put up with her insanity.
 
The Wichita Lion said:
Whats the lore on Bitesize throwing in with the weens? Last I remember he was on good terms with Cobes
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Cobes has always hated Bitesize, especially since he released the "Ellen Saga" video. Cobes blames Bitesize for Ellen cutting him off and robbing him of potential alive, consenting, of age, non-related, cisgendered, human, female poosay.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Cobes has never been on good terms with Bitesized. He retardedly believes the edits he makes are him stealing his work and thinks he owes him thousands of dollars in compensation. The reality is Bitesized makes Josh's super lengthy and often times boring content into something actually watchable and he's a huge part of the reason Cobes has the following he has today. Before the clip channels he was a pretty obscure lolcow.
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Cobes has always hated Bitesize, especially since he released the "Ellen Saga" video. Cobes blames Bitesize for Ellen cutting him off and robbing him of potential alive, consenting, of age, non-related, cisgendered, human, female poosay.
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I'm a retard, somehow I got Cobes and Janoy Cresva mixed up. Disregard my dumbassery.
 
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