🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Imagine trying to tell anybody this time last year that in 2024 Josh would have a gf that would go on live and brag about how his dick makes her cum constantly and that she jacks off to him
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I think if someone had told me that, Josh would rule my pathetic fucking life.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I got some additional schizo takes from that "Jawshee, let me manage your money" stream. They may just be audio only because my uploads keep shitting themselves for some reason.

Real-time vaginal secretions update:
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Sleep, jack off, Walmart, don't eat, repeat:
JO crystals, then Walmart.mp4

Joshie's boglim peepee really does something to her:
Peepee magic.mp4

She would participate in a lesbian orgy (all for Joshie, of course) and drinks her own genetic mountain dew:
Genetic Mountain Dew.mp4
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I see she has retconned from "Joshieeee made me come a whole two times out of the dozens of times we fucked" to EVERYTIME. Joshie must have gotten his lil feelers hurt. Awww. Lub is beautiful toobz. Like pond scum, "life" finds a "way".

God this bitch IS disgusting. Talking bout licking her fingers after 'batin. Imagine if a man said this. I'm not sure which is worse.

And her constant engagement with trolls, the yootube based ego/self worth. They are the SAME PERSON.

Their only friends are trolls and each other. They probably both go days and weeks with their only interactions being online or service workers, which they both abuse and don't tip.

In a lot of ways they deserve each other. Then again... nobody deserves aNAL and aNAL deserves nobody. Fuck sickos

Josh IS a chatterbate sexual(as his gender too) so a long distance relationship is perfect for him. He couldn't even abstain long enough for Jessica to do a load of laundry..

That's probably why he buys his hand so many rings, cause he's in love with it. His true wife... rosy palm and her five sisters. Jessica could never live up to that tender boglim self tlc death grip.
 
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Jessica's self-esteem must be in the toilet to talk like she does. Every woman today gets their ass kissed constantly with a line of simps, and she's this because she's so remarkably awful.
 
UncommonParlence said:
God this bitch IS disgusting. Talking bout licking her fingers after 'batin. Imagine if a man said this. I'm not sure which is worse.
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I mean hell, CWC did it and people STILL make fun of him for it (as they should, forever). The stuff she says as a result from having a lack of filter is INSANE to me. All of those clips are perfect examples.

The weird Trisha Paytas-esque "mmh" moan she puts on the end of every sentence when she thinks she's being "cool and bitchy" sets off my anxiety/fight or flight instinct. It's like you can watch her in real-time work herself up into her BDP manic frenzy by not shutting the fuck up
 
Andoxico said:
"Gimme access to your bank account Joshie, I just want the best for you" :biggrin:

God I hate manipulative whores
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if he is smart he will never allow her to have control over his finances because all it will take is one little episode of hers and she will steal all his money or just outright destroy his account out of spite.
girldaniel said:
“She’s so used to be being abused she’s unsure about me”.
Big cope there Cobes. Every time I check this thread I pray that he finally gets tired of this shit and dumps her. I honestly thought it would have happened by now. He’s got to be so burned out by this behavior.
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any normal person would have seen the red flags and either just fucked off entirely or told her directly to her face that if she wants any form of a relationship to work she needs to fix her shit. if NAL was so unsure about cobes then why the fuck did she willingly accept the money for a plane ticket to go and stay with the person she claims to be unsure about?

the things NAL says make no sense to someone who actually sits and thinks about it for more than a few seconds. which is why i think they work so well on cobes. he almost never thinks about anything so as long as you come up with something convincing and he has something he can connect it to you can get away with pretty much anything.

i also have a theory that cobes is weak to emotional manipulation because of his autism. either way i do think that sooner or later he will catch on i just hope it wont be too late by the time he does notice.
 
It’s impressive how much of a boglim she is. She really is perfect for him in that way. “Boglim” has a certain feel to it. You can’t just call anybody a boglim and have it stick just like you can’t call the color red “blue” and have it be “blue” because at the very basic intrinsic level we know even in our subconscious it isn’t blue. It’s red. And it’s just feel fundamentally wrong to call it anything else. But you see her and her antics and you just think “yeah, fucking boglim”
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I got some additional schizo takes from that "Jawshee, let me manage your money" stream. They may just be audio only because my uploads keep shitting themselves for some reason.

Real-time vaginal secretions update:
VS.mp4

Sleep, jack off, Walmart, don't eat, repeat:
JO crystals, then Walmart.mp4

Joshie's boglim peepee really does something to her:
Peepee magic.mp4

She would participate in a lesbian orgy (all for Joshie, of course) and drinks her own genetic mountain dew:
Genetic Mountain Dew.mp4
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That she talks like that even when rubbing one out... Kek
 
Tetragrammaton said:
if he is smart he will never allow her to have control over his finances because all it will take is one little episode of hers and she will steal all his money or just outright destroy his account out of spite.
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Won't happen, he has two accounts. One account for his tugboat that he doesn't even have access to, and a second joint-savings account at bank of america with clint, that he's responsible for and dumps his paypal and donashuns into. Why Clint uses bank of america considering he's perma-negative is beyond me, they do not offer overdraft protection have relatively scummy predatory fines for overdrafting. Point is as Clint is the primary account holder I doubt he would allow NAL access. I suppose she could get her hands on his physical card, but it's not like she could manage any of the money and clint monitors it pretty heavily so if she started transferring out money he'd start asking questions.
 
Slim Boglim said:
“Boglim” has a certain feel to it
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Boglim is like obscenity, you can't define it but you know one when you see one. "Dirty liquor gremlin" is the best synonym I can think of, also this color visually conveys "boglim" to me as well:

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I'm convinced Masaokis is the true anti-boglim.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Won't happen, he has two accounts. One account for his tugboat that he doesn't even have access to, and a second joint-savings account at bank of america with clint, that he's responsible for and dumps his paypal and donashuns into. Why Clint uses bank of america considering he's perma-negative is beyond me, they do not offer overdraft protection have relatively scummy predatory fines for overdrafting. Point is as Clint is the primary account holder I doubt he would allow NAL access. I suppose she could get her hands on his physical card, but it's not like she could manage any of the money and clint monitors it pretty heavily so if she started transferring out money he'd start asking questions.
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This makes her trying to get married to him so quickly make a LOT more sense. Clint, don't fail us now!
 
Slim Boglim said:
It’s impressive how much of a boglim she is. She really is perfect for him in that way. “Boglim” has a certain feel to it. You can’t just call anybody a boglim and have it stick just like you can’t call the color red “blue” and have it be “blue” because at the very basic intrinsic level we know even in our subconscious it isn’t blue. It’s red. And it’s just feel fundamentally wrong to call it anything else. But you see her and her antics and you just think “yeah, fucking boglim”
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"Boglim" is like "homunculus"; human-like but very clearly not. Like a mutation or evolutionary splinter.
 
Your Landlord said:
Reposting this classic again. Does anybody know if it was cool taste, or was it couch-chris, that called him a boglim? He was definitely referencing boglins while insulting jawsh but pronounced it wrong and gave us gold.
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Cool taste had a dyslexic moment trying to call Josh a "goblin" and it came out "boglim". The rest is history. Cooltaste's only claim to fame. It'll probably be on his tombstone(after a troll/cat defender defaces it) "christened the boglim, BOGLIM".

I can't stand cooltaste. So funny he pulled warlord's ex wife though. He needs to pull Jessica. They can abuse animals(the intentional kind, as opposed to Josh's retardation type) together.

I'm still curious about her streaming on her ewhore account the other night. We gotta monitor that as it may provide the only receipts of her duplicity.

Ninja'd... and its pissing me OFFFFFFF
 
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