💼 Careercow Kimberly Crawley - Autistic Game Developer and Creator of Hackers vs. Banksters

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So surprising nobody by this point, the address in that Gust document for the non-existent Cyberia Security makes no fucking sense and is a load of bollocks.

8-950 King Street West
Toronto, ON
Canada

I was originally thrown by what the 8 was doing in that street address, but 950 King Street West led to: http://mobile.yp.ca/bus/Ontario/Toronto/Palace-Arms/6903340.html This long-stay hotel, which is/was for sale for redevelopment.

http://urbantoronto.ca/forum/thread...edevelopment-950-king-st-w-strachan-3s.20675/

Coincedentally, this journalist seems to have stayed in the room that was previously occupied by Sean Rooney during their Cyberia Security escapade:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...ere-will-its-poor-tenants-go/article25156724/

For sale: A derelict long-stay hotel at the corner of King and Strachan, its interior design scheme centred around stucco, ceramic tile and wood panelling. In Room 8, where I’ve booked myself for six nights, there’s a carpet stained with splotches of white and black, a sheet peppered with cigarette burns and two pictures of the Last Supper – one in 3-D. It’s one of the better rooms.
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Goddamn it, Tankboy.
 
HinRai said:
Wait, what's the three comments that are hidden? Did Stefonknee comment on there, cause if so the rat king may be expanding.
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Apparently there is only one more comment, which is also delusional:

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Qi Meng Dealer said:
You're right about that. I found her LinkedIn and here's what she has listed under "Experience":

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From my understanding, the most she did professionally as a hacker is basically be an assistant to an actual white-hat hacker (her current job). She may or may not have picked up skills under that guy, but if she did, she could easily strike out on her own and get paid very well.

Edit: Spoiler'ed the album for the benefit of Kiwis.
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Oh God she uses exclamation points in her resume? To make some stupid " ain't that cool?" point? This lady's lack of professionalism legitimately triggers me.
 
Qi Meng Dealer said:
You're right about that. I found her LinkedIn and here's what she has listed under "Experience":

[MEDIA=imgur]id=a%2FhZ9En;type=album[/MEDIA]

From my understanding, the most she did professionally as a hacker is basically be an assistant to an actual white-hat hacker (her current job). She may or may not have picked up skills under that guy, but if she did, she could easily strike out on her own and get paid very well.

Edit: Spoiler'ed the album for the benefit of Kiwis.
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So looking at her LinkedIn from an HR point of view...

1. She worked at a Canadian pizza chain for two years a decade ago. Why is this even on her list of employment?

2. Secretary for a small firm, only lasted 6 months. How in the hell do you get fired from a job like that in less than a year?

3. Telemarketing gig, lasted 9 months. OK, no real criticism here, those jobs fucking blow.

4. Freelance this & that. Doesn't count. At all.

5. Support desk IT job, lasted 7 months. I'm beginning to detect a pattern here... IT job for some medical services company, lasted 5 months.

6. More freelance bullshit.

7. IT job for some finance company. At least she lasted more than a year at this one. Didn't make two years though.

8. Client support job... Listed at 2 months, but looking closer you can see that the tenure was March 2013 - April 2013. That could be as little as two days, literally.

9. Freelance writing gig for InfoSec. We all know how she blew this up in spectacular fashion. Still, the longest tenure of anything on her resume at 3+ years, but who knows how much actual work she did over that period?

10. And finally, IT security specialist. Working with her husband. Who she "assists"... Man, if you're going to list a failed business venture that you own / operate, you could at least say that you run the show, and aren't relegated to mere assistance.

Final analysis: This bitch couldn't keep a fucking job if it was sewed to her. Leaving out all the freelance bullshit and the pizza shop thing, she's had 6 jobs, only one of which lasted longer than a year. In the HR business, we call this being a job-hopper. Or in her case, a shitty employee who gets fired in short order wherever she goes, most likely due to sucking at her job and/or bringing a massive amount of drama that makes the workplace toxic for everyone else. After looking at her resume, I would not, under any circumstances, hire this woman to do anything.
 
Solzhenitsyn said:
Treading a dangerous line if the real Sean Rooney finds out. I wouldn't take kindly to con artists stealing my accomplishments.
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I'm not a legal expert but I don't think the Dynamic Duo would get into as much trouble as we'd hope. As far as I can tell, he's exploiting the fact they have the same name to obliquely claim a few patents on the internet. He's doing this to give him some kind of legitimacy, but it's a pretty shallow attempt. If the TRUE and HONEST Sean Rooney ever caught on :epik: then it'd be pretty easy for them to just delete all reference to it and get off scott-free. Now if he were going around speaking at events or other scenarios where there are harder examples of patent fraud, then he'd get into a lot more trouble.
 
Solzhenitsyn said:
Treading a dangerous line if the real Sean Rooney finds out. I wouldn't take kindly to con artists stealing my accomplishments.
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The real one doesn't care. The fact that someone is doing a Stolen Valor to try and draft on a little of his fame doesn't harm him in any way.

No one is going to think the toothless wonder is the real Doctor who is over doing advanced research in Germany.
 
Absinthe said:
How did he get toothless anyway? You have to have pretty bad health or hygene to lose your teeth before you're a senior, right?
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Sorta. Some people just have crappy genes.
 
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AnOminous said:
For a variety of reasons, though, such malware isn't terribly practical. It's just Sonichu-tier technobabble.
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Yeah I know, the risk of trying to infect a computer with such a virus is that it has to refresh the BIOS which could render the machine unbootable altogether.
 
She's parroting bullshit from the movie Hackers, as well as the TV series Mr Robot.

Like I said earlier, her husband's an old goth, but it seems like Kimbo is a cyber-goth. She's probably trying to work in technomancy.
 
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