💼 Careercow Kimberly Crawley - Autistic Game Developer and Creator of Hackers vs. Banksters

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Cringeberly Skincrawley said:
Do I look like a bloody teenager?
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Something else comes to mind, actually:
banshee.jpg
 
Purple hair- Check
Feminist glasses- Check
Patreon built on sand- Check

They're becoming identikit
 
PTNR 2.0 said:
Unless I'm mistaken, the surgery in question her husband is getting is probably getting his horrendous teeth fixed, as detailed in yet another fund raiser: [MEDIA=gofundme]DenturesForSean[/MEDIA]
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Shades of Nick Bate.
 
What's the point of spoiling your whole fucking game before release?
Furthermore, if you can't draw for shit, just pick one of the following:
A) pay an emerging artist to do the art for you
B) go full text adventure.
 
Else than bad taste in makeup and glasses, a cheesy game, shitacular artwork and a profile that reeks of SJW, I don't see much exciting about her. Seems like just the average lolcow.

PTNR 2.0 said:
Material for the OP:

Her FB: https://www.facebook.com/Kimberly.Crawley1984
Her fiance/husband/whatever: https://www.facebook.com/tankboy523
Her teddy bear's page aka Kim pretends to be a stuffed animal and talks to herself: https://www.facebook.com/phredd.rooney
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You sure that ain't her father? Guy is like twice her age.
 
Bluewafflez said:
Else than bad taste in makeup and glasses, a cheesy game, shitacular artwork and a profile that reeks of SJW, I don't see much exciting about her. Seems like just the average lolcow.
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I dunno, I find her obsession with looking like a teenager to be pretty damn funny.
 
Roosechu said:
What's the point of spoiling your whole fucking game before release?
Furthermore, if you can't draw for shit, just pick one of the following:
A) pay an emerging artist to do the art for you
B) go full text adventure.
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A is probably out of the picture if she's e-begging for even just living expenses as per her Go Fund Me.

She really should go route B. Or alternatively, if she's gonna put totally obvious self-inserts, anyway, she can just use her and her associates' own photos, maybe 'shopped a bit for effect. As a side bonus, she can make her characters have different expressions, not just one default artwork for each character.
 
anusaurus said:
Dental isn't covered by government health care unless you're on disability, nor are pharmaceuticals.

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Some basic dental procedures like abscess irrigation and tooth pulling are covered though
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Thanks @anusaurus for the clarification. I had interpreted it as regular surgery, so I stand corrected.
Her art still sucks though, so she shouldn't be relying on getting surgery money there.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
A is probably out of the picture if she's e-begging for even just living expenses as per her Go Fund Me.
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You'd think an apparent expert in InfoSec wouldn't be having financial troubles. Aren't white hat hackers generally in high demand? I imagine consulting work for firms and companies would be more than enough to put food on her table.

Unless of course her expertise is just a B.S in comp sci and has little real experience beyond a few projects and her "research".
 
PTNR 2.0 said:
Unless I'm mistaken, the surgery in question her husband is getting is probably getting his horrendous teeth fixed, as detailed in yet another fund raiser: [MEDIA=gofundme]DenturesForSean[/MEDIA]
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What is he, British?

His teeth would be a lot better without that metal barbell messing it all up.

> We're both IT professionals
> Have to beg for $600

She claims to be some security wiz, but people with those actual skills do not have trouble finding good-paying work.
 
Sarcastic Username said:
What is he, British?

His teeth would be a lot better without that metal barbell messing it all up.

> We're both IT professionals
> Have to beg for $600

She claims to be some security wiz, but people with those actual skills do not have trouble finding good-paying work.
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Not saying that she is, but even the most skilled worker has trouble getting or keeping work if they act like a shithead.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Not saying that she is, but even the most skilled worker has trouble getting or keeping work if they act like a shithead.
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Even in IT, you gotta know how to interact with other people and not be a cunt to them. There are IT professionals online who have gone into this in their videos and made this clear. With this idiot, she got fired from a job she had before for her faggotry and there's this great comment on the Ralph Retort that explained what happened so well.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Honestly, a "hack the banks" point and click could be kinda cool. Sort of like a Neuromancer dealie where you have to coordinate your team and then do some cool minigames to hack through ICE and security programs.
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System Shock had a similar premise to this, except it was more of an action game than a point-and-click adventure

trombonista said:
Crowgirl is obviously supposed to be Crawley. Crows are just edgier than craws.
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"Crawley" means "Crow's Wood" in old English; it's also the name of a town in southern England where one of her distant ancestors came from
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
A is probably out of the picture if she's e-begging for even just living expenses as per her Go Fund Me.

She really should go route B. Or alternatively, if she's gonna put totally obvious self-inserts, anyway, she can just use her and her associates' own photos, maybe 'shopped a bit for effect. As a side bonus, she can make her characters have different expressions, not just one default artwork for each character.
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It would look better, and I'd appreciate the "we'll make do" attitude somehow.

This Kengle-tier product on the other hand, gives off "OMG I am so ironic. Here buy ironically this visual vomit I programmed for kicks." vibes.

It's basically the Whatever Simulator (not the German ones, the indie ones) of visual novels.
 
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