💼 Careercow Kimberly Crawley - Autistic Game Developer and Creator of Hackers vs. Banksters

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
chimpburgers said:
It gets worse bro.

These are just some of her past tweets.
f8f78a7d1a.png
36817998b8.png
7ab14154bf.png
a630877d8e.png
a06861953c.png
Click to expand...
The dyed hair and dark lipstick makes her look so much older. I'm pretty sure the chick in the last one is Big Red.
 
Last edited:
chimpburgers said:
36817998b8.png
Click to expand...
The last time I saw a grown woman believe that a stuffed animal was alive, she was mentally incapable of looking after an actual infant and had been given it to act as her baby.
 
AnOminous said:
You don't look like a teen you dumb cunt. You look like a really fucking embarrassing middle aged person.

You know, one that kids laugh at and your relatives cringe at.
Click to expand...
What's even more embarrassing is that she is a 30+ year old who acts like a child, like a certain individual.
 
chimpburgers said:
9fd15ddc1a.png

Out of all the Gamergate related cows I have read about, I have not really laughed this hard going through this woman's social media and whining about 8chan and whatever triggers her that day. There is so much to discuss with how much of an actual cow she is, even before Gamergate ever happened. She has been panhandling her shitty looking online game for a while and has done a bunch of other really funny things with her time. I'm even intrigued by her incessant complaining about the education system and trying to play the victim using her Asperger's diagnosis.

Her new game first and foremost is the source of much of the hilarity. She has set up a Kickstarter to peddle it and there is just so much wrong with it that this woman could be the Hayden Black of Anti-Gamergate. I really do think that this is the gaming equivalent of a trainwreck like Gen Zed. Let's go through some of it step by step. Just about everything related to it just had me giggling all the way.

This is what she chose to be the logo of the game and then a description on what it is. It's supposed to be a game where you're able to hack through the banks that are in it but I feel that it's just a soapbox for this woman's political views, much like how Andrew Dobson just uses his Twitter to whine and bitch about social justice warrior bullshit.
iiCgJkK.png



Hackers Versus Banksters is a visual novel about revenge!

THE INTRO:



Tl;dr: The player gets to plan cyberattacks against banks and having to up against idiots with PTSD.

IT WILL BE DIFFERENT (yeah right):



But is it really different in the way that she's envisioning or is it different for other reasons that her autistic mind didn't intend it to be? I am going to go with the latter option because some of this artwork is purely dreadful.

THE CHARACTERS AND SHITACULAR ARTWORK:

The pile of steaming cow shit speaks for itself.

ebebe9695f.png

The artwork hardly gets any better. It's just crude ugliness all throughout. The backgrounds look a little bit better but it looks like there was 0 effort put into any of the artwork for the cast. It's not Gen Zed or Assigned Male ugly, but it really does have its own cringe factor to it.

AAgznNW.png


REWARDS FOR DONATING TO THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF AUTISM:

cOj6HEy.png

BIO ON THE AUTIST HERSELF:



Really if you thought this was enough autism for one day, it just gets spergier the more you go down this rabbit hole that this incompetent clown has. I was able to uncover the article that got her fired from.

She got into some drama early last year over this ridiculous article she wrote attacking the chan boards and rightfully got her ass kicked for it. It was all over The Ralph Retort and many other publications. She even came onto GamerGhazi to defend herself and her actions and failed unbelievably.

You can read through the whole article yourself but it's filled with great shit like this.

We’ve probably all heard of Gamergate, unfortunately. Their adherents claim that it’s about “ethics in games journalism.” Here’s what it’s really about. Zoe Quinn is a game developer. I’ve really enjoyed her Depression Quest game. It’s a web-based game that requires no fancy plugins, it’s a “Choose Your Own Adventure,” really. I’ve made CYOA games in Python, I’ve experienced depression, and I’m female. So I really appreciate what Quinn has created. You can play it here. It’s relatable regardless of your gender, because depression has the same effects in people of all genders. You can play it free of charge, but please make a small donation as I’ve done.

"It’s interesting that although I’m considered an expert on hacktivist groups, I’ve seldom spent any time on 4chan, and I certainly have never posted to it. I also stay away from related IRC channels. Its /b/ forum is the most notorious. I have kind of a barometer of good taste that enjoys Cracked.com, the Gawker network, and even South Park*"

Her hateboner for Hotwheels and 8chan goes deep too.

She also loves to play the victim and try to use her Aspergers as an excuse to get rubes to give her money on her retarded GofundMe page.

https://twitter.com/search?q=8chan from:kim_crawley&src=typd&lang=en

bc3ccb8114.png


Fuck me, she's even met Stefonknee Wolscht before and is buddies with Zoe Quinn and Brianna Wu.

3ZUyLB5.png


3ab1da7329.png

Updates:

@PTNR 2.0 discovered some more links.

Her FB: https://www.facebook.com/Kimberly.Crawley1984, http://archive.is/Zh1Zx
Her fiance/husband/whatever: https://www.facebook.com/tankboy523, http://archive.is/5xZ3H
Her teddy bear's page aka Kim pretends to be a stuffed animal and talks to herself: https://www.facebook.com/phredd.rooney, http://archive.is/J5jG7
Click to expand...

I've begun the descent into madness. Expect the thread on the Games Sub-Forum shortly.

EDIT: It's up.
 
Last edited:
That just looks like EEG monitoring and recording. Could be an attempt to diagnose epilepsy, a sleep disorder or similar.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
So uh, are we ever gonna get the story behind Lurch's neckbolts over there?
Click to expand...

He is a self-insert of her husband, right? Her Gofundme (CrawleyFund) mentions her husband having some sort of surgery:

My husband Sean just had surgery yesterday. Thanks to your help, we've been able to buy painkillers for him while he heals.
Click to expand...

The Frankenstein bolts might be some joke or reference about him having a spinal fusion or something, he looks to be about the age where having a job hunched over a desk will have completely fucked his back. He's not really relevant though other than being married to this weirdo from what I can see, that's just the only explanation I can think of for the fact her character/husband-insert has fucking bolts in his neck.
 
Opinion on Richard Dawkins:
6bd295d7e0.png

She was in the gifted program growing up.

237474c5b0.png


More confirmation about her actual age. She's in her early 30s.

7139d91d09.png
 
selere said:
Holy cow, she's a bigger loser than I thought.

Jesus Christ the guy that married her, he looks like twice her age, and even then, probably only did that out of pity. He looks fucking sad and full of regret, probably dreams of running away from her everyday.
Click to expand...

I can imagine him and Frank Wu just drinking together in a dive bar somewhere.

Sobbing.
 
Kerfuffle said:
He is a self-insert of her husband, right? Her Gofundme (CrawleyFund) mentions her husband having some sort of surgery
Click to expand...
And that nice spot about "buying him painkillers he needs". If he did have surgery (in Canada) he should have received them from the hospital. My understanding is that most dispensaries ask if you have prescription coverage, and will give them to you there if you couldn't otherwise afford them (and most aren't expensive).
Or what they told him to use was over-the-counter stuff, in which case they don't have $10. That's roughly equivalent to one box of her shitty pink popcorn hair dye.
Priorities, I guess.
 
Unless I'm mistaken, the surgery in question her husband is getting is probably getting his horrendous teeth fixed, as detailed in yet another fund raiser:
 
Stephan Kang said:
And that nice spot about "buying him painkillers he needs". If he did have surgery (in Canada) he should have received them from the hospital. My understanding is that most dispensaries ask if you have prescription coverage, and will give them to you there if you couldn't otherwise afford them (and most aren't expensive).
Or what they told him to use was over-the-counter stuff, in which case they don't have $10. That's roughly equivalent to one box of her shitty pink popcorn hair dye.
Priorities, I guess.
Click to expand...

Dental isn't covered by government health care unless you're on disability, nor are pharmaceuticals.

=edit=

Some basic dental procedures like abscess irrigation and tooth pulling are covered though
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom