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Keranu said:
I wouldn't be surpised if Ralph's five devoted pay piggies just hand him over the $1,000 hosting fees to keep Krillstream TV staying afloat.

These are weird, lonely people that make just enough money in IT to pay for Ralph's bad habits because he's the only friend in their sad lives.

They need to get doxed so we can confirm this. We already found out this description perfectly fits Green Danger.
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they seem to be willing to pay less and less though, im thinking he might just actually be delusion, i think he just tries to ignore any evidence the kill report is in decline and is hoping to ignite some "silent majority" of ks viewers he thinks exist and just are busy or distracted instead of just not liking his show as it is. it seemed to be the case with the merch since he confirmed he sold less than (memphis) ten hats and is just now giving away boxes of stickers and hats. i think he just doesnt want to accept his tugboat is gone and no one wants kill report merch or killreport tv
 
This is why you start with the small package and work up, dipshit. He thinks he's Yahoo circa 1999 but he's really Yahoo circa today.

Protip: 90% of people don't give a shit if something is white label or not. They just care that it works.
 
AltisticRight said:
More fucking seething at Haru, then copium injections over Killstream.tv, admitting it's a 70:30 cut, saying there's no monthly upkeep then saying there is, then revealing his yearly and monthly subscription count.
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So in this video, Ralph says he has exactly 225 monthly subscribers currently.

At $7.99 a person and a 70% cut, that gets him just over $1250 before taxes.

That plus the self-admitted 117 yearly, that gain him 70% of $79.99 which is right at $6550.

Gives him a whopping total gross of $21,550 from this site before he pays the monthly service fee, which is still up in the air depending which package he's buying.

That package also has caused a lot of speculation, but I'm going to go with @AltisticRight and give him the $799 because based on the description from the lower tiers, he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing using those services. This means, again before taxes, that he's pulling right at $450 a month from this service after he pays all their fees, for a yearly total of just under $12,000. As @MeltyTW has stated many times in the past, that's below minimum wage if you consider this would be $6 an hour in a 40 hour work week. ARE YA WINNIN NOW SON?

I'll also note these totals again do not line up with the $5376 screenshot he posted, unless he's gotten a lot more subs since that statement. And who really believes people are just lining up to pay to listen to this garbage. He can't get 340 people to watch him live for free every day. He also was very boisterous about having OVER 200 PEOPLE subscribing. If he had as many as he states now, he would be blowharding about OVER 300 PEOPLE subscribing to killreport.www
 
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I'll also note these totals again do not line up with the $5376 screenshot he posted, unless he's gotten a lot more subs since that statement. And who really believes people are just lining up to pay to listen to this garbage. He can't get 340 people to watch him live for free every day. He also was very boisterous about having OVER 200 PEOPLE subscribing. If he had as many as he states now, he would be blowharding about OVER 300 PEOPLE subscribing to killreport.www
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wouldnt it require his subs to double since then? it was under 150 iirc, he was provably lying then so theres really no reason to believe him now, i dont even know why hes lying about this, being wrong about a service being profitable is fine, the dumbass move is going deeper into debt and having less time to promote an alt to save as much of your viewership base as you can just because posters here said "do it pussy". that being said ralph if you dont bankrupt yourself trying to keep this shit afloat then you are a massive pussy.
 
Long Time Caller said:
So in this video, Ralph says he has exactly 225 monthly subscribers currently.

At $7.99 a person and a 70% cut, that gets him just over $1250 before taxes.

That plus the self-admitted 117 yearly, that gain him 70% of $79.99 which is right at $6550.

Gives him a whopping total gross of $21,550 from this site before he pays the monthly service fee, which is still up in the air depending which package he's buying.

That package also has caused a lot of speculation, but I'm going to go with @AltisticRight and give him the $799 because based on the description from the lower tiers, he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing using those services. This means, again before taxes, that he's pulling right at $450 a month from this service after he pays all their fees, for a yearly total of just under $12,000. As @MeltyTW has stated many times in the past, that's below minimum wage if you consider this would be $6 an hour in a 40 hour work week. ARE YA WINNIN NOW SON?

I'll also note these totals again do not line up with the $5376 screenshot he posted, unless he's gotten a lot more subs since that statement. And who really believes people are just lining up to pay to listen to this garbage. He can't get 340 people to watch him live for free every day. He also was very boisterous about having OVER 200 PEOPLE subscribing. If he had as many as he states now, he would be blowharding about OVER 300 PEOPLE subscribing to killreport.www
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While not really an impressive living, I am somewhat impressed that Ralph has convinced upwards of 200 people to part with their cash for livestreams that are approximately 43% dead air, soundboards and barely audible drunken mumbling. Maybe Ralph should start selling used cars or something instead, make a real wage so he can at least help drag his son up by sending the odd cheque he hasn't drank.
 
Long Time Caller said:
So in this video, Ralph says he has exactly 225 monthly subscribers currently.

At $7.99 a person and a 70% cut, that gets him just over $1250 before taxes.

That plus the self-admitted 117 yearly, that gain him 70% of $79.99 which is right at $6550.

Gives him a whopping total gross of $21,550 from this site before he pays the monthly service fee, which is still up in the air depending which package he's buying.

That package also has caused a lot of speculation, but I'm going to go with @AltisticRight and give him the $799 because based on the description from the lower tiers, he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing using those services. This means, again before taxes, that he's pulling right at $450 a month from this service after he pays all their fees, for a yearly total of just under $12,000. As @MeltyTW has stated many times in the past, that's below minimum wage if you consider this would be $6 an hour in a 40 hour work week. ARE YA WINNIN NOW SON?

I'll also note these totals again do not line up with the $5376 screenshot he posted, unless he's gotten a lot more subs since that statement. And who really believes people are just lining up to pay to listen to this garbage. He can't get 340 people to watch him live for free every day. He also was very boisterous about having OVER 200 PEOPLE subscribing. If he had as many as he states now, he would be blowharding about OVER 300 PEOPLE subscribing to killreport.www
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Holy fuck, this type of set up sound like a great way to launder money. First you take the money thorugh "subsrcibers", then you send it to some Catholic charity found, Baked Alaska style. I hope that Ralph site is a front for a meth dealer, and I hope that part of payment from their side is in pure dope.
 
@Vetti Per your asking about the Healstream in chat, I just checked to see if anything has been removed and got some hits.

#269 - Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan Live, Kraut Meltdown, + Matt Mundane Flees Twitter
#270 - Jeff Holiday Demolished, Peter Sweden Insanity, NBC Defends Pedos, + Baked & Cody Wilson
#271 - Black Pigeon Speaks Struck by Kraut Goons, Tucker Goes Off, + Bronx's "Heat in the Street"
#272 - Kraut Threatens Murder & More in Fresh Leaks, + Mark Collett & Dame Pesos Live
#276 - James Allsup Live, SPCC Calls Tonka Fam, Tonka's Shook Interview, + Ginsburg Death Watch
#277 - Andy Warski & Dame Live, Running Squaw Tonka, + Pitchford the Pedo?
#278 - Destiny Live, Dick Masterson & CRP Join, + Tonka Still Being a Bitch
#279 - Tonka Can't Melt Steel Beams
#282 - Tonka Going to Jail? Secret Audio Recording, + Baked Challenge Response

Those have all been removed (or at least de-categorized which makes them invisible to normal users) from the site. The Healstream is still up.
I guess the shit about no bullying private people is being enforced
 
Sam Losco said:
@Vetti Per your asking about the Healstream in chat, I just checked to see if anything has been removed and got some hits.

#269 - Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan Live, Kraut Meltdown, + Matt Mundane Flees Twitter
#270 - Jeff Holiday Demolished, Peter Sweden Insanity, NBC Defends Pedos, + Baked & Cody Wilson
#271 - Black Pigeon Speaks Struck by Kraut Goons, Tucker Goes Off, + Bronx's "Heat in the Street"
#272 - Kraut Threatens Murder & More in Fresh Leaks, + Mark Collett & Dame Pesos Live
#276 - James Allsup Live, SPCC Calls Tonka Fam, Tonka's Shook Interview, + Ginsburg Death Watch
#277 - Andy Warski & Dame Live, Running Squaw Tonka, + Pitchford the Pedo?
#278 - Destiny Live, Dick Masterson & CRP Join, + Tonka Still Being a Bitch
#279 - Tonka Can't Melt Steel Beams
#282 - Tonka Going to Jail? Secret Audio Recording, + Baked Challenge Response

Those have all been removed (or at least de-categorized which makes them invisible to normal users) from the site. The Healstream is still up.
I guess the shit about no bullying private people is being enforced
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Kraut, Tonka and Baked seem to be the common factors
 
Sam Losco said:
@Vetti Per your asking about the Healstream in chat, I just checked to see if anything has been removed and got some hits.

#269 - Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan Live, Kraut Meltdown, + Matt Mundane Flees Twitter
#270 - Jeff Holiday Demolished, Peter Sweden Insanity, NBC Defends Pedos, + Baked & Cody Wilson
#271 - Black Pigeon Speaks Struck by Kraut Goons, Tucker Goes Off, + Bronx's "Heat in the Street"
#272 - Kraut Threatens Murder & More in Fresh Leaks, + Mark Collett & Dame Pesos Live
#276 - James Allsup Live, SPCC Calls Tonka Fam, Tonka's Shook Interview, + Ginsburg Death Watch
#277 - Andy Warski & Dame Live, Running Squaw Tonka, + Pitchford the Pedo?
#278 - Destiny Live, Dick Masterson & CRP Join, + Tonka Still Being a Bitch
#279 - Tonka Can't Melt Steel Beams
#282 - Tonka Going to Jail? Secret Audio Recording, + Baked Challenge Response

Those have all been removed (or at least de-categorized which makes them invisible to normal users) from the site. The Healstream is still up.
I guess the shit about no bullying private people is being enforced
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Wonder if he regrets uploading that video breaking up with whatever the fuck other platform he was on today yet. He might be too wetbrain at this point, which is still kinda fun but also not a fate I'd wish on anyone. If only anyone had warned him!
 
Long Time Caller said:
So in this video, Ralph says he has exactly 225 monthly subscribers currently.

At $7.99 a person and a 70% cut, that gets him just over $1250 before taxes.

That plus the self-admitted 117 yearly, that gain him 70% of $79.99 which is right at $6550.

Gives him a whopping total gross of $21,550 from this site before he pays the monthly service fee, which is still up in the air depending which package he's buying.

That package also has caused a lot of speculation, but I'm going to go with @AltisticRight and give him the $799 because based on the description from the lower tiers, he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing using those services. This means, again before taxes, that he's pulling right at $450 a month from this service after he pays all their fees, for a yearly total of just under $12,000. As @MeltyTW has stated many times in the past, that's below minimum wage if you consider this would be $6 an hour in a 40 hour work week. ARE YA WINNIN NOW SON?

I'll also note these totals again do not line up with the $5376 screenshot he posted, unless he's gotten a lot more subs since that statement. And who really believes people are just lining up to pay to listen to this garbage. He can't get 340 people to watch him live for free every day. He also was very boisterous about having OVER 200 PEOPLE subscribing. If he had as many as he states now, he would be blowharding about OVER 300 PEOPLE subscribing to killreport.www
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I call that absolute bullshit, it doesn't at all line up with the screenshot he's shown.
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He whined about us taking "a lot of that" to mean "most of that". How else would someone interpret this statement? $5376, a lot of that is from the "Yearly Chads (cringe)". So he's not just math illiterate, fuck's sake he needs google to calculate 0.017*3000, he's also illiterate in the English language. If the majority of that $5376 wasn't from yearly subscribers, then how exactly does "a lot" make sense here?

117 yearly, so 117*79.99*0.7=6551.181, or perhaps it's 117*79.99*0.7^2=4585.8267 (Apple Store and Google Store takes 30% on top of the 70%)? Nope.

Maybe yearly and monthly is billed differently?
So is it this?
6551.2-5376=$1175.2 <- the site's upkeep fees?
It would make sense if they just deduct the upkeep from the gross revenue he was wired. In the span of a month or so, he's probably gained some new monthly and yearly subscribers. This puts the upkeep at anywhere from my speculated $799-$999, a month.

How exactly is this a win again? If the stupid pig actually has verifiable evidence to refute any of this, he would have posted it already and gloated at my failure in mathematics. Would still be rich since he needs google for 0.017*3000, but at least it's a semi-W for him and half an L for me.

I can spend several hours with inference methods to get a far better estimate using the newer numbers, but this is shit I'm paid to do. Cope some more gunt, you're making like $500 a fucking month after service fees and the year's beginning dosage of Maker's Mark dopamine fund. Assuming 45 hours a week and 180 a month, that's a bit less than $3 a fucking hour. You're making below 50% of minimum wage.
 
Sam Losco said:
@Vetti Per your asking about the Healstream in chat, I just checked to see if anything has been removed and got some hits.

#269 - Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan Live, Kraut Meltdown, + Matt Mundane Flees Twitter
#270 - Jeff Holiday Demolished, Peter Sweden Insanity, NBC Defends Pedos, + Baked & Cody Wilson
#271 - Black Pigeon Speaks Struck by Kraut Goons, Tucker Goes Off, + Bronx's "Heat in the Street"
#272 - Kraut Threatens Murder & More in Fresh Leaks, + Mark Collett & Dame Pesos Live
#276 - James Allsup Live, SPCC Calls Tonka Fam, Tonka's Shook Interview, + Ginsburg Death Watch
#277 - Andy Warski & Dame Live, Running Squaw Tonka, + Pitchford the Pedo?
#278 - Destiny Live, Dick Masterson & CRP Join, + Tonka Still Being a Bitch
#279 - Tonka Can't Melt Steel Beams
#282 - Tonka Going to Jail? Secret Audio Recording, + Baked Challenge Response

Those have all been removed (or at least de-categorized which makes them invisible to normal users) from the site. The Healstream is still up.
I guess the shit about no bullying private people is being enforced
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could you imagine the seethe from gaytor if we had streams with any of these titles but with gunt or ralph instead?

AltisticRight said:
I call that absolute bullshit, it doesn't at all line up with the screenshot he's shown.
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He whined about us taking "a lot of that" to mean "most of that". How else would someone interpret this statement? $5376, a lot of that is from the "Yearly Chads (cringe)". So he's not just math illiterate, fuck's sake he needs google to calculate 0.017*3000, he's also illiterate in the English language. If the majority of that $5376 wasn't from yearly subscribers, then how exactly does "a lot" make sense here?

117 yearly, so 117*79.99*0.7=6551.181, or perhaps it's 117*79.99*0.7^2=4585.8267 (Apple Store and Google Store takes 30% on top of the 70%)? Nope.

Maybe yearly and monthly is billed differently?
So is it this?
6551.2-5376=$1175.2 <- the site's upkeep fees?
It would make sense if they just deduct the upkeep from the gross revenue he was wired. In the span of a month or so, he's probably gained some new monthly and yearly subscribers. This puts the upkeep at anywhere from my speculated $799-$999, a month.

How exactly is this a win again? If the stupid pig actually has verifiable evidence to refute any of this, he would have posted it already and gloated at my failure in mathematics. Would still be rich since he needs google for 0.017*3000, but at least it's a semi-W for him and half an L for me.

I can spend several hours with inference methods to get a far better estimate using the newer numbers, but this is shit I'm paid to do. Cope some more gunt, you're making like $500 a fucking month after service fees and the year's beginning dosage of Maker's Mark dopamine fund. Assuming 45 hours a week and 180 a month, that's a bit less than $3 a fucking hour. You're making below 50% of minimum wage.
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do we have a reason to assume they automatically take from the earnings to get the maintenance fee? and even so if they deducted from his recent bout of yearly subs wouldnt that still leave him with around less than half a years maintenance fees? once theyve payed for the year its done until next year. also i think we can safely say his "alot doesnt mean most!" thing is cope, i mean it just so happened to be the case after he was mathematically disproven?
 
MeltyTW said:
do we have a reason to assume they automatically take from the earnings to get the maintenance fee? and even so if they deducted from his recent bout of yearly subs wouldnt that still leave him with around less than half a years maintenance fees? once theyve payed for the year its done until next year. also i think we can safely say his "alot doesnt mean most!" thing is cope, i mean it just so happened to be the case after he was mathematically disproven?
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Yeah, there's no reason to assume those, it's all just speculation. The upkeep should be paid monthly, a year's upfront is fucked and I doubt that's the case.
 
AltisticRight said:
Yeah, there's no reason to assume those, it's all just speculation. The upkeep should be paid monthly, a year's upfront is fucked and I doubt that's the case.
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i just dont see the part where hes somehow paying off all the fees to be able to make anything in profit, unless you were assuming his "increase" in monthly subs was legit or enough to pay the months not covered in the meager number of months covered by the yearly subs. hes talked about ending it after just five years already so he cant be making money
 
What was the initial motivation or drive for this anyways? I get trying to monetize your content, which is fine. But if the show over the past few years is as described (watching news clips and/or Tucker Carlson non-stop), who is the target market?

I don't think there is much of one for "Hey, I wanna rewatch Ralph talk about what he watched on the news on [date]" because no one cares with/without Ralph.
I'm just curious about the "why" portion of why does this product need to exist".
If his show was less "what happened today", I'd get it, but it's been this format for a while now, hasn't it?


This isn't even to bully Ethan, I'm just curious what he expects out of the platform
 
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Sam Losco said:
Ralph, Warski, and cancer patient Kyler watching Drunken Master while obviously high?
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Ralphamale said:
I had to keep checking if my browser had frozen while watching those. How can you expect someone to pay for more dead air than Donga had in his entire shit show lifespan?
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So I had another tab open and I heard a dude talk fast. I thought, of Ralph is actually talking.
Then I checked the tab and I had SomeOrdinaryGamers in the other tab.
Holy SHIT, they actually say nothing.
 
It will be surprising to me if Killstream.tv will be up at the end of the year because those $500/month payments surely hurting him financially.
 
HackerX said:
What was the initial motivation or drive for this anyways? I get trying to monetize your content, which is fine. But if the show over the past few years is as described (watching news clips and/or Tucker Carlson non-stop), who is the target market?

I don't think there is much of one for "Hey, I wanna rewatch Ralph talk about what he watched on the news on [date]" because no one cares with/without Ralph.
I'm just curious about the "why" portion of why does this product need to exist".
If his show was less "what happened today", I'd get it, but it's been this format for a while now, hasn't it?


This isn't even to bully Ethan, I'm just curious what he expects out of the platform
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It seems to me: Ralph has realized the glory days of the murdercreek are behind him. IBS ain't what it used to be.
If he can package and monetize those golden days of IBS (with exclusivity), maybe people will pay to relive it?
I also think he's trying to build a stable place to fall back on. His own archive. No more zencast etc etc.
 
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