Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

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5'10" btw :diddler:

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:null: I hope that dear sneeder takes his time to watch this and provides commentary for the MATI stream this week or the next one.
 
Does he actually think anyone OTHER than aylogs looking for yet more shit to mock him over is going to watch this? I mean, I know Seethin Reethan is up his own ass, the man genuinely seems to think he has charisma and unironically calls himself an "entertainer"; but even he can't possibly think anyone would unironically enjoy this right? RIGHT?
 
Oh. My. God.

I was so fucking wrong. I'm going to roll up a fat bone and watch this delusional shit this weekend. Ralph, buddy, I'm sorry to hear you're going to die before summer because there's no way you don't have terminal brain cancer if you released this of your own free will.
 
I don't believe for a second that there's not a single negative or trolling comment. Somehow every comment is positive. Can you delete comments on rumble?
 
MeltyTW said:
Lmfao hes gorging on white castle
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Bonus mukbang. And yeah you go to WC for a bunch of shitty burgers, hot, probably because you're drunk or stoned, not for quality fare. I forgot they even had fries.
 
Anyone make it to the end? I want to know who is responsible for this piece of cinema while also asking if the check cleared yet.
 
I've yet to watch it but I'm getting serious early 00s home movie VHS vibes.
Before I even start I can tell that the camera settings left the majority of the shots completely over exposed.
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Amazing. The first 'interview' ends with Meigh getting up to comfort a crying rozie while Ralph just sits at their table with his head in his hands for 20 seconds, then he gets up and it's just an empty shot for 5 seconds. Absolutely kino editing.
 
1000% hostage kino, the way he keeps driving the narrative is amazing. Ive been subjected to people who do this irl they are so out of tune with reality they think that talking in circles will change the mechanics of their situation. This, if anything is a great study in delusional behavior.
The more I see on kf the more self-aware I become so I wanna thank gunt and the horse he rode in on for making me a better person.
 
MeltyTW said:
Lmfao hes gorging on white castle
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Why you would bother with the fries there is beyond me.
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I used to gorge on White Castle because it was cheap and easy to get calories while not being far out of the way from college classes, but I was also a competitive athlete and needed it after going through my cafeteria points. How a 5’1 dude needs that in a meal when theyre sedentary WHILE consuming beer explains the nonElucidean gunt.
 
Rain Team Pepe said:
I've yet to watch it but I'm getting serious early 00s home movie VHS vibes.
Before I even start I can tell that the camera settings left the majority of the shots completely over exposed.
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I think for the real experience with this I’ll need to move it over to Betamax and bribe a bum to pretend to be a local rental store, and get it for $5 not rewound, and watch it on a 15” tv.
 
ddlloo said:
Amazing. The first 'interview' ends with Meigh getting up to comfort a crying rozie while Ralph just sits at their table with his head in his hands for 20 seconds, then he gets up and it's just an empty shot for 5 seconds. Absolutely kino editing.
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That part made me laugh so hard that I went and watched the kdenlive tutorial in the Archival Tools thread so I properly could clip it

 
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