Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

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Buster Scruggs said:
Alternative film title; "37 Years a Pig"
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"Hollering about Harry
"Guess whose banned from dinner"
"Faces of benzos"
"My father ,my Maddox "
"There's something about Harry "

Edit note: I ripped this from an alog on twitter

 
I’m not watching a Ralph family movie until Rozy releases one from her perspective. She can call it “My 2 Deadbeat Dads” or something.
 
Eh it's still better than the Killstream Movie we got from Hollywood,
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Call it the most autistic thing ever but I had a premonition in my dreams.

I was driving down a road in my own town and I see this fat bastard in a red Nissan truck pull aside across the road as I'm waiting at the light. He gets out and it's Ralph. He starts fighting with a guy I can't recognize and tries shoving him and they shove each other for like ten seconds until it ends with the man pulling a gun and shooting him. I can't tell if it's fatal or not but he's down and this red light is taking forever as the fire department (for some reason, I guess they need a fire engine to haul him not an ambulance) and cops show up. The light finally turns green and I'm pissed because I have to detour thanks to Ralph. It ends with me seeing a guy driving beside me that I somehow recognize as Esoteric Faggy and I roll down my window and mock him. All this to say I expected big Gunt news in the future but not a movie.

TL;DR I dreamt Ralph got shot while hollering and trying to start shit over a case of road rage and all I got for it was this lousy movie.
 
Twinkletard said:
I"m only two minutes into this and all he's doing is crying about Gaytor.

I think I'm done and will take everyone's word that the rest sucks. Thumbs down
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I actually really enjoyed watching it. Lots of laughs throughout. It's absolutely indefensible as a movie, and the fact he's unironically pumping it up is amazing. I truly hopes he streams it at Ali Jamal's birthday party.
 
All I can see is :

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CRAZY FAT ETHAN.

Someone needs to edit the movie, so it has early 80s Camcorder/VHS whir and an oversaturated filmstock filter.
 
ddlloo said:
I actually really enjoyed watching it. Lots of laughs throughout. It's absolutely indefensible as a movie, and the fact he's unironically pumping it up is amazing. I truly hopes he streams it at Ali Jamal's birthday party.
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It's already just inherently funny the idea he decided to make a movie about himself, funnier that it's a narrative-less "documentary" that's just him filming what he did on some random days, and funnier still that the majority of it is apparently just him rambling about his father in law and making his hostage horse bride say that he's not controlling her every move. what an idiot. that scene somebody clipped earlier where the kids crying and he just is holding his face is fucking amazing he left it in lmfao
 
It never ceases to amaze me just how out of touch Ralph is. Imagine you're an unironic fan the Killstream. Ralph announces that he's planning on putting together a film about your favorite online series. As a fan, you'd probably want behind the scenes footage of Ralph putting the show together, interviews from important figures from the show's past, maybe some moments where Ralph goes into his upbringing and how it lead him to blogging and eventually creating one of the most successful non-mainstream shows on YouTube. In general, you'd want the film to be a celebration of the series you've grown to enjoy.

What you get instead is hours of Ralph's usual griping about his haters. The only thing that differentiates it from his normal streams is that he did the bare minimum of editing by splicing together footage. Are you getting bored watching Ralph bitch about Harry in his hotel room? Well, don't you worry your pretty little head, because Ralph changes things up in the next scene by cutting to him bitching about Harry, IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION! Truly, this man is the Michael Moore of the Alt-Right sphere in his masterful documentary style film making.
 
Shush said:
The movie had video from their wedding.
Wedding.mp4
Wedding Reception at White Castle
White Castle Reception.mp4
Suspicious cut when talking about Ronnie
Mud Daddie.mp4
Good couple
Good Couple.mp4
Out of breath walking, struggles to get into car
Out Of Breathe Walking To Car.mp4
Just a clip where he sounds like a fag
Filter-Less Voice Fag.mp4
Creepy laugh after passing kid
Creep Laugh.mp4
Amanda police call
Amanda Police.mp4
Worked alogs
Worked Alogs.mp4
Wedding plan
Wedding Plan.mp4
Talking about work (Harry ruined)
Work Ruined.mp4
Ralphamaniacs dancing for Ethan
Dick Dancing Gud.mp4
TLDW: Ethan complains about alogs the day before his wedding, eats, complains about Harry, eats, complains about Gator, eats, eats, wedding, eats, Ralphamania, eats, and then wraps it up by complaining about alogs.
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Alogged on his marriage ceremony.
 
Gunted found footage where he bitches about his father-in-law, outstanding retardation out in full force.

Filming yourself eating and drinking in excess does not make you a gonzo journalist @theralph, it makes you fat you corpulent tard.
 
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