Kid lolcow question too long for title

[eatler]

If you found out that no matter what actions you take as a parent, your kid would become a lolcow and be mocked here on the forums. Would you still have the kid?

 

[The Invisible Man]

Hell yeah what’s the downside?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

That depends. There’s a spectrum when it comes to cowdom. If my kid is a relatively normal person who’s done like 3 notable cowish things and is otherwise boring (*cough cough* DSP) then yeah. If my kid turned out to be a pedophile who eats his own shit, that’s a different story

 

[eatler]

Hell yeah what’s the downside?

You would have a lot of arguments with them and have your username be in the public hall of shame.

 

[The Invisible Man]

You would have a lot of arguments with them and have your username be in the public hall of shame.
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Would I also get to have sex with them?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You didn't specify what kind of cow. If my kid becomes an internet celebrity, idgaf. He brings in millions from his twitch paypigs and, at best, he'll be relatively normal like the Dobré/Paul brothers.

Better yet, he becomes an careercow billionnaire like Musk, McAfee or Kanye, and I'd care even less

 

[SentinentCloud]

You would have a lot of arguments with them and have your username be in the public hall of shame.
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and then he cucks you

 

[parsnip]

Parent's love isn't actually unconditional. If I knew my kid was going to end up being too weird, I wouldn't have them. If one of them ends up being a pedo or some other threat to others, it's my job to perform a super late-term abortion.

 

[eatler]

Would I also get to have sex with them?

Are you ok with them being fat?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You didn't specify what kind of cow. If my kid becomes an internet celebrity, idgaf. He brings in millions from his twitch paypigs and, at best, he'll be relatively normal like the Dobré/Paul brothers.

Better yet, he becomes an careercow billionnaire like Musk, McAfee or Kanye, and I'd care even less

what if it's a horrorcow

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wish my kid wrote Smurf torture porn.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I've decided to keep my autism out of the gene pool. You're welcome. Knowing I would help spawn a lolcow would be even more incentive not to reproduce.

 

[eatler]

I've decided to keep my autism out of the gene pool. You're welcome. Knowing I would help spawn a lolcow would be even more incentive not to reproduce.

What’s funny is most people who look a a website like this and feel a lot better about themselves and their situations.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

What’s funny is most people who look a a website like this and feel a lot better about themselves and their situations.

Are you suggesting that I should help spawn a lolcow to make other people feel better about themselves? That doesn't really sound worth the investment.