KF group masturbation thread - Let's give each other a hand

[Ruined by the Rain]

Be there or be square

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

yall need Jesus

 

[Yugica]

yall need Jesus

Why would we bring him to a group masturbation session?

 

[Pruto]

Well, I have an opening for my wife slot. If you'll just put on this French maid dress then maybe we can make this work.

I'd love to but I can't cheat on my gf @Poison

 

[User 204364]

I'd love to but I can't cheat on my gf @Poison

It's not cheating if we do it together.

 

[Pruto]

It's not cheating if we do it together.

Cool but I doubt @Yugica has 2 spare maid outfits

 

[User 204364]

Cool but I doubt @Yugica has 2 spare maid outfits

Ness left one in my closet from the last time he was over.

 

[Pruto]

Ness left one in my closet from the last time he was over.

Dude I love Ness but why on earth you haven't thrown that to an incinerator and called pest control to fumigate the entire place?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Dude I love Ness but why on earth you haven't thrown that to an incinerator and called pest control to fumigate the entire place?

It was actually Android Raptor's so that's probably a good idea, unless you guys want a roach infestation.

 

[Sirius]

I wonder why sex toy companies haven't tried copying the infamous Auschwitz masturbation machines as of yet. German engineering, too!

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

dont u have a bf

It's just a friendly wank session

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Awww shucks. I think I was late. Maybe next time.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You guys need circumcised and maybe a yogurt enema. My uncle who works at Battlecreek Sanitarium says those prevent masturbation.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]