🎭 Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

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Yeah, RUSSIAN hockey

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Peace and Harmony said:
Every great textbook writer sits down at the beginning of the process and thinks to himself, "I'm just gonna keep on endlessly modifying the scope of what I'm writing about because what's the worst thing that could happen"
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Olin Shivers, a famously funny and brilliant computer scientist, paradoxically advises otherwise. If great minds think alike, then I guess we know...no more than we already knew about Allred.
 
To be honest.. Being a Beyonce professor unironically is in itself enough to be a lolcow.. Who the fuck would call themselves that in public?

Not to mention how his hate boner over Trump voters, of all things, was what killed his joke of a career. Not the University realizing on their own that they were funding a failure of a course.
 
Confirmed white man tells us about how white men are the greatest terrorist threat....and probably still doesn't get how his sperging about harming people who democratically voted for something he doesn't like could be interpreted as, I don't know. potential political terrorism?

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neural said:
Not the University realizing on their own that they were funding a failure of a course.
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Oh, but it wasn't a failure at all. They paid Kevin like $10/hour to babysit and entertain a classroom full of empty-headed 18-year-olds paying $40K/year to attend Rutgers. They'd happily keep offering the class to this day, if Kevin hadn't made himself radioactive.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Oh, but it wasn't a failure at all. They paid Kevin like $10/hour to babysit and entertain a classroom full of empty-headed 18-year-olds paying $40K/year to attend Rutgers. They'd happily keep offering the class to this day, if Kevin hadn't made himself radioactive.
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Rutgers: Better Education Everyday!

Re: Allred: He would look far less exceptional if he referred to himself as a Professor specializing in Pop Culture criticism or something respectable sounding.. But no, he had to go full retard.

And you know that book of his (if it even gets published) will eventually get to be at the bottom of the bargain bin, under the stuff they expect to actually sell for less than a dollar..
 
neural said:
And you know that book of his (if it even gets published) will eventually get to be at the bottom of the bargain bin, under the stuff they expect to actually sell for less than a dollar..
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More like he'll get to massively overcharge his students for it, then add a couple paragraphs and repaginate it every year to force everyone to buy the new edition.
 
AnOminous said:
More like he'll get to massively overcharge his students for it, then add a couple paragraphs and repaginate it every year to force everyone to buy the new edition.
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I think with the way he keeps adding stuff to it, we will not have the misfortune of seeing the book of autism get published. Thank God.
 
neural said:
I think with the way he keeps adding stuff to it, we will not have the misfortune of seeing the book of autism get published. Thank God.
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Well, yeah, this presupposes him having a class to teach at all, which is seeming increasingly unlikely.
 
neural said:
Re: Allred: He would look far less exceptional if he referred to himself as a Professor specializing in Pop Culture criticism or something respectable sounding.. But no, he had to go full exceptional individual.
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"Professor of Pop Culture Studies" is not respectable-sounding at all. Maybe if he called himself "Professor of the Philosophy of Late-Capitalist Hermeneutics" he might blend in with the right crowd, but then no student would sign up.
 
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