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Is it me, or does he look even more like a child with the beanie?
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Yes. It just looks so silly on him, especially what with Jamil's obsession with his.Is it me, or does he look even more like a child with the beanie?
That may be a good one, but, given the nature of how he's likely to meet this woman, I think a better icebreaker would be, "Here's 200 dollars."Say what??? Little Kent might be getting some action finally? Hot damn, way to go!
If Kent is still reading, I got a good icebreaker joke for him to use. Ask her, "Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?" When she says no, tell her, "Pull down my pants and ask Big Bird!" Works everytime Kentray!
Oh yes, Kent should make sure he uses some protection. I know condoms are kind of out, cause well you know, he is 5'2", most likely he is proportionate down below!
But there is hope for someone who can't wear a condom Kent...
Peanut shell and a rubber band.
Seriously, I hope Kent doesn't get all nervous and has either premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction on his big nite! That would really blow.
But hey, if it stops his whining if he gets laid, I am all for it! Then he can whine about how his bitch don't respect him or some other narcissistic crap. At least I will temporarily forget he is really a reincarnated parrot.
Not one word about Jamil.
Such suspense. I need my fix. Upload another video, dammit.
But hey, if it stops his whining if he gets laid, I am all for it! Then he can whine about how his bitch don't respect him or some other narcissistic crap. At least I will temporarily forget he is really a reincarnated parrot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iqlHYL7V4tENew video, not what we wanted though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ECfpdJQCguM
Kent makes a big deal out of him complimenting some worker and how she said "thank you". He also claims to be 5'5" now, which I'm inclined to think is bullshit because he was saying he was 5'2" just a few months ago, but if he got measured at the doctors then he might've grown a tad.
Considering Kent was just shy of 5'2 five or so months earlier during the Filipino Cupid incident, I really doubt he's managed to grow three inches since then. Especially at twenty-one, most men are done growing by then, let alone having a growth spurt.Seemed like complete bs as when he said he "grew" he couldn't even look at the camera at all the whole time he mentioned it like he knew he was lying.