🎨 Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

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why did you fucking retards have to get baited into a pissing match in the Penders thread?
The only thing separating Ken from the current people working on sonic comics (for IDW) is that they are risking their careers opening their mouths and speaking ill of Charlie kirk.


Kenny's carrer has been in the toilet since archie canned his old boomer ass, and I don't think whoever publishes his Geoffrey st John and the echinda tribe sci-fi book will care.
This is another typical Ken moment. He's been sperging out about the religious right for decades now any chance he gets, but what's funny about him doing it now, is that he's in a position where, regardless of how you feel about people losing jobs over saying things on this or any other issue or incident in particular, he's got absolutely nothing to worry about because he has no job to lose.

Classic Ken behavior. He's always speaking on things with some air of authority or certainty, about how something should or shouldn't be, from a position where it doesn't and couldn't effect him in the first place so he has no relevance in the conversation, he just always wants to seem to be a part of the current zeitgeist. he seriously can't go a couple of days without making me laugh at how seriously he takes himself.

this thread is for laughing at Ken and the people who hate or love him. not for doing the same shit he does and slap boxing about the cultural zeitgeist when it's irrelevant to whatever he said about it and there are other threads currently about that specific thing.

Ken would be proud, yall getting into fights about shit that has nothing to do with him that through degrees of separation ties back to him, because thats exactly how he feels the biggest stories in the newscycle work, even though he isn't, he's somehow involved.
 
Speaking of which, a question for Sonic historians here. Was there ever plans to make a comic based on Sonic Underground?
Late reply but Sonic Universe #50 was originally meant to be the epilogue of Sonic Underground, (un?)fortunately it happened during the peak of the pendering just right before the crossover/reboot so it never got made. Instead they had issue 50 be about Shard vs Metal Sonic since he was one of the few ocs that wasn't tied to Penders at the time (though nowadays it's dubious whether he does own him or not). All we have is the original cover by ABT, IIRC Ian never released the script

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Late reply but Sonic Universe #50 was originally meant to be the epilogue of Sonic Underground, (un?)fortunately it happened during the peak of the pendering just right before the crossover/reboot so it never got made. Instead they had issue 50 be about Shard vs Metal Sonic since he was one of the few ocs that wasn't tied to Penders at the time (though nowadays it's dubious whether he does own him or not). All we have is the original cover by ABT, IIRC Ian never released the script

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Archie Sonic Online finished this this issue a while back. They actually got Ian Flynn to help with it no less. There is an interview at the end of the comic.
https://archiesoniconline.com/?comic=sonic-universe-online-50-cover

Interview
https://archiesoniconline.com/?comic=sonic-universe-online-50-the-sonic-spin-page-3
 
There was a point in time I was considering buying Kens reprints but he had to remind people what a piece of shit he is so if at all I will pirate scans. I feel bad for the artists and writers involved but I'm not giving Kenny a penny!
 
We can never seem to enjoy things without some political nut shitting up the place. This is a debate about the worst comic writer/artist in history, not about whatever CNN are upset about this week.
I mean....autism in a sonic topic....it's kind of the one place I would expect a furry troon to be losing their shit

Now notice the first person to leave a sticker in under 2 minutes. Exactly lmao.

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"My tism senses were a tinglin"
 
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I wonder what he would do if someone started to draw Luna-su Chronicles, a blue Ayychidna (an Eychidna or whatever his stupid Echidna ripoff is called - but an alien). Would he file a suit? Would he sperg? Would he just completely ignore... Not that I'd do it, goes against the rules of the site to fuck with the cows, just hypothetical question what people think he'd do.

And how long will it take to get a new Lara-su issue, I can't wait to puke some more lmao!


Also, imo, his 3d shit looks better than his drawn diarrhea. He should have just made the comic in 3d, it would look less jarring. I think the fact he does the art himself is because he's got like 500$ in his wallet. And the wallet has a wallet chain made by autistic dwarves, so you know it's good.
 
I wonder what he would do if someone started to draw Luna-su Chronicles, a blue Ayychidna (an Eychidna or whatever his stupid Echidna ripoff is called - but an alien). Would he file a suit? Would he sperg? Would he just completely ignore... Not that I'd do it, goes against the rules of the site to fuck with the cows, just hypothetical question what people think he'd do.

And how long will it take to get a new Lara-su issue, I can't wait to puke some more lmao!


Also, imo, his 3d shit looks better than his drawn diarrhea. He should have just made the comic in 3d, it would look less jarring. I think the fact he does the art himself is because he's got like 500$ in his wallet. And the wallet has a wallet chain made by autistic dwarves, so you know it's good.
Was it because he paid someone to 3D Model for him or did he actually do the models himself because it looks like pure porn models dude……
 
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If Ken Pender weren’t a baby boomer, I’m fully convinced he would’ve gotten sexual RP DM leaks, sexts, and #MeToo accusations. Even outside of his creepy tweets, he was putting creepy sexual content and self-inserting into Archie Sonic comics. Ken Pender is Chris-Chan if didn’t grow up with the Internet.
 
Was it because he paid someone to 3D Model for him or did he actually do the models himself because it looks like pure porn models dude……
I think maybe he did it with Kevin Knowles... Maybe you're right, I didn't notice at first.
Maybe Penders drew the 2d sketch and Kevin made the 3D model? He's credited on the 3D art... Or maybe Penders modeled the characters and Kevin the background?
 
I'll randomly get his retarded Sonic movie pitch in my head and start giggling. Only Penders could think a grim dark pitch of humanoid animals being horrifically tortured would be a perfect thing to pitch as a children's cartoon movie.
 
I'll randomly get his retarded Sonic movie pitch in my head and start giggling. Only Penders could think a grim dark pitch of humanoid animals being horrifically tortured would be a perfect thing to pitch as a children's cartoon movie.
I think about it sometimes, and I honestly wish it had gotten made. It was what like 2003? Think about how funny that'd been. I was a kid and gave a shit about Archie but imagining the shock and confusion of other kids on the playground in grade school, who played Sonic Heroes then saw the Sonic movie trying to figure out what the hell they just saw and who the fuck all those characters were is absurd.

Hell, I would have been in the know as a kid who read archie, but I'd like to know what I'd have made of it at that age. would it be a nostalgic classic to autists now? or would it be forgotten almost entirely but those who remember it would talk about it like it ruined their lives 20 years later?
 
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If Ken Pender weren’t a baby boomer, I’m fully convinced he would’ve gotten sexual RP DM leaks, sexts, and #MeToo accusations. Even outside of his creepy tweets, he was putting creepy sexual content and self-inserting into Archie Sonic comics. Ken Pender is Chris-Chan if didn’t grow up with the Internet.
You know the panels and stories in the comics alone were questionable but if Ken had just stfu and never said stupid shit in those tweets like Geoffrey being "faster" than sonic it would have been memory holed.


But noooo Kenny boy had to just go and open his mouth thinking he was so funny with premature ejaculation and implied sex in sonic the hedgehog of things.


Agreeded, he's like if Chris somehow had an inkling of talent and managed to pester his way into actually working for his beloved sonic series to be his own personal wish fulfillment.
 
I'll randomly get his retarded Sonic movie pitch in my head and start giggling. Only Penders could think a grim dark pitch of humanoid animals being horrifically tortured would be a perfect thing to pitch as a children's cartoon movie.
He did Ben Hurst so dirty with that one…….
 
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