🎨 Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

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You know at the time I thought the rock-opera "Sonic Underground" was the most crackhead tie-in but looking back, it was the most normal of all of them, compared to the one where he’s freedom-fighting robot fascists with his furry resistance girlfriend or the one where he's like a sentient ADHD diagnosis.
Robot fascists, an cult of cybernetic obsessed Echidna Nazis, the remains of Black Arms, an army of Ninjas lead by a chick who has lightning powers, an immortal mammoth, a wizard thats an amalgammation of three spellcasters, his double from a parrel universe who has major daddy issues.
 
I love that later those squidfuckers returned and were all pissy that humans and mobians remained, plus were so high on being grudge holding that they decided to throw a black hole at the planet.
They were annoyed that the job wasn't finished. That's their motivation. Even then the ugly aliens casually mention that while they find the mobians cute, they can't have a half-done genocide, so that must be corrected.
I preferred the idea of the devastation being caused by humanity's folly, rather than a single bad egg (kek).

You know at the time I thought the rock-opera "Sonic Underground" was the most crackhead tie-in but looking back, it was the most normal of all of them, compared to the one where he’s freedom-fighting robot fascists with his furry resistance girlfriend or the one where he's like a sentient ADHD diagnosis.
Funny, SU was Sonic SatAM but watered down.

an army of Ninjas lead by a chick who has lightning powers,
That's rather standard in comics. Hell, there's one even in Bleach, also cat-themed.
Not-Japan in Archie was a cliché storm.
 
They were annoyed that the job wasn't finished. That's their motivation. Even then the ugly aliens casually mention that while they find the mobians cute, they can't have a half-done genocide, so that must be corrected.
I preferred the idea of the devastation being caused by humanity's folly, rather than a single bad egg (kek)
That part always made me laugh, like Sally establishes contact with the aliens, ask em not to destroy their world an the aliens just go "Nah, fuck yaz. We're like super superior and cool and you all can suck it"

Funny, SU was Sonic SatAM but watered down
They sure went hard on the annoying Chrstian Rock though.
 
They sure went hard on the annoying Chrstian Rock though.
Sonic doing glam rock with his siblings like they’re opening for Cinderella. In fucking 1999.

Imagine Josie and the Pussycats, but it's just their fursonas.
 
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Sonic doing glam rock with his siblings ike they’re trying to open for fucking Cinderella. Bro, it's 1999.

It’s like they were trying to make Josie and the Pussycats but it's just their fursonas.
I mean the 90's were still a time where they would try and jackhammer Christian shit downs ones throat through any means and Sonic Underground wasn't any different. Just it was WAY more obnoxious with it.
 
ngl doing The Lost World / Savage Land but it's humans is probably the best way to get Station Square into the furry thing
It's neat art but at the same time HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAP WORK IF THEY'RE FOLLOWING THE SA1 PLOT WHICH IS ANGEL ISLAND CRASHING NEAR STATON SQUARE IF STATION SQUARE IS INSIDE ANGEL ISLAND THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SOUTH ISLAND PLANE CRASH HOUSE SONIC LIVES IN FROM THE SONIC OVA
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This shit never stops bugging the shit out of me in the same way how bionicle decided to have metru nui be under mata nui but then they depict them crossing the ocean to get to metru nui when they reveal metru nui's a thing. LIKE IF THEY WERE JUST CONNECTED BY TUNNELS I'D GET IT BUT NO NO THE TUNNELS GO INTO METRU NUI WHICH YOU ALSO CROSS THE OCEAN TO GET TO WHEN YOU FIRST FIND IT WHAT THE FUCK

I could be misrememebring shit here but I'm pretty sure I'm not.
 
It's neat art but at the same time HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAP WORK IF THEY'RE FOLLOWING THE SA1 PLOT WHICH IS ANGEL ISLAND CRASHING NEAR STATON SQUARE IF STATION SQUARE IS INSIDE ANGEL ISLAND THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SOUTH ISLAND PLANE CRASH HOUSE SONIC LIVES IN FROM THE SONIC OVA
To me it was more funny when they tried to follow the plot for SA2, since some if the plot stuff there so doesnt work in Archie.

Was Sonic Underground the patient zero for all those weird evangelical Christian Sonic fanboys
I think SU just gave 'em more validation. It wasnt the patient zero, but just gave them this "oh! This blue hedgie and his siblings are for the J man? Heck ye!" nevermind that the Christian songs in SU sucked a cock flavored lollypop.
 
one showing badly drawn aircraft carrier and trying to imply that station square has a sea somewhere
So Station Square is underground but also has an ocean. They couldn’t figure out how to include Central City, eh?

Mixing SatAM and Adventure lore started off fun, but by the end it must've felt like a hostage situation. I bet the writers were begging to be put down by like dogs behind a shed. An act of mercy by Archie.
team of anime looking Black Ops guys.
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Why is Shadow dressed like a Vault Dweller? Why is Grand Moff Tarkin leading G.U.N.? I’m supposed to buy this issue based on this cover? This is the sales pitch?
 
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Why is Shadow dressed like a Vault Dweller? Why is Grand Moff Tarkin leading G.U.N.? I’m supposed to buy this issue based on this cover? This is the sales pitch?
No, thats a fan comic. Basically the plot was the GUN leader gets his hands, I think either the chaos emeralds or Phantom Ruby and he essentially changes reality where the Freedom Fighters are all GUN agents and only Shadow I think has glimpses of what reality was. Im skippy on the artist, but I think they worked at IDW or Archie, key word is Im skippy on that detail.

So Station Square is underground but also has an ocean. They couldn’t figure out how to include Central City, eh?

Mixing SatAM and Adventure lore started off fun, but by the end it must've felt like a hostage situation. I bet the writers were begging to be put down by like dogs behind a shed. An act of mercy by Archie
Kinda, really they sort off made it work later down the line, but not by much.
 
he essentially changes reality where the Freedom Fighters are all GUN agents and only Shadow I think has glimpses of what reality was.
That's just the Framework arc from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. I noticed. I SEE YOU. :mad:
 
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Mixing SatAM and Adventure lore started off fun, but by the end it must've felt like a hostage situation. I bet the writers were begging to be put down by like dogs behind a shed. An act of mercy by Archie.
There was a literal retcon event, but it came too late and made things worse, as the comic was effectively defanged. Flynn's work is overrated and the plans he had for Sally were an extended princess rescue.
 
It's neat art but at the same time HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAP WORK IF THEY'RE FOLLOWING THE SA1 PLOT WHICH IS ANGEL ISLAND CRASHING NEAR STATON SQUARE IF STATION SQUARE IS INSIDE ANGEL ISLAND THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SOUTH ISLAND PLANE CRASH HOUSE SONIC LIVES IN FROM THE SONIC OVA
To be honest the Sonic Adventure adaptation was such a fucking mess that it was the last "real" adaptation in the comic. Not only did Archie make their own schizophrenic lore with the fifty thousand echidnas and the overlanders which made it impossible for them to make the story work but SEGA also barely gave them the materials to, exact same thing that happened with UK Sonic the Comic. Spaz (who was the only one at Archie that remotely gave a fuck about the source material) managed to snatch a japanese import of the game so that they could use it as a baseline. If you think that the adaptation made no sense, just imagine if this guy wasn't there. Anyway, after this shitshow they simply outright refused to make adaptations anymore and that's why every single one after it ends with "play the game to find out!"
 
All of these writers kept going in a Sci-Fi direction. Put the 3 foot tall talking blue hedgehog with an attitude in a fantasy world for fuck sakes.
It's likely sci-fi because the games' main antagonist/rival is a fat guy that's technically a reworked version of one of the early protagonist designs visually based on teddy roosevelt who makes wacky robots and cars specifically just to beat up the 3 foot tall blue hedgehog with an attitude.
 
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