🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Can we get back to Kelly? The truth is most (not all) nurses are lazy retards who hate their patients and their jobs, and most doctors think nurses are lazy retards but will back them up anyway. There are lots of reasons a person knows they’ll be admitted, nobody’s belongings are sterilized, and nobody cares about the sound of a pen on a coloring book, Or the TVs wouldn't always be blasting and the sound of pages turning in the 20 year old books they hand out would be a no-no.

We’re here to watch a woman tear herself apart, can we get back to that?
 
positive suitcase sign
For any other healthy non-medfags who might be curious:
If they bring a bag with clothes, determined to stay even before receiving a diagnosis, doctors may note with annoyance their “positive suitcase sign” or “positive Samsonite sign,” in reference to the luggage maker.

From this article (which contains some off-topic gems of supposed medical lingo, btw).
Harpooning the whale: Some physicians are not exactly delicate when it comes to describing overweight and obese patients. A surgeon might use the euphemism “excessive soft tissue” to refer to the layers of fat she needs to cut through before reaching the muscle, writes Goldman, or she might say the patient is “fluffy.” OB-GYNs might talk among themselves about “harpooning the whale,” or inserting an epidural catheter, which provides pain-relief medication, into an obese woman’s spinal canal during the late stages of labor. Since it can be tough to locate the insertion point through fat, one hospital even created a “Prince of Whales Award” for the resident who placed epidurals “in the most tonnage in one shift,” Goldman quotes an anesthesiologist as saying. Some doctors may say they charge a “beemer code,” slang for an additional fee to care for an obese patient, maybe one who’s “two clinic units,” or 400 pounds.
 
Can we get back to Kelly? The truth is most (not all) nurses are lazy retards who hate their patients and their jobs, and most doctors think nurses are lazy retards but will back them up anyway. There are lots of reasons a person knows they’ll be admitted, nobody’s belongings are sterilized, and nobody cares about the sound of a pen on a coloring book, Or the TVs wouldn't always be blasting and the sound of pages turning in the 20 year old books they hand out would be a no-no.

We’re here to watch a woman tear herself apart, can we get back to that?
Seconded. Let’s stop the knitting hijack already ffs.
 
if you're in good enough shape to do shit like painting then you shouldnt have come to a hospital in the first place tbh
Someone who's had a C-section is "fine" but needs 2-4 days of observation before they can be discharged. That's a boring 2-4 days of recovery. If they want to do a paint by numbers, the hospital isnt going to care.
 
Jesus fuck this is a stupid comment.
Yeah, no excuse, I regret that one. Didn't completely think things through. Reads a bit more like sidewalk slam trash talk than something I should have constructed into text and published on a high-traffic forum. At least with the internet, it's easy to just slink back into anonymity and wait a week.
 
Calling bullshit, nurses don't give a flying fuck how a patient entertains themselves, and it's none of their business anyway unless it's interfering with their tasks and care. Some hospitals appear to have a toxic nursing staff culture where patients are seen as annoying burdens and there is always a "worst patient ever" but most hospitals aren't like that.

Kelly however is a patient who probably annoys everyone on staff, mostly because they know their work is all for nothing and she's going to continue to rip herself apart.
 
If you're sick enough to be in the hospital then you're hopefully going to get enough drugs to destroy any boredom you might have. Otherwise just watch some tv or read a book, bitch.
Eh, sometimes direct pain isn't always the problem. But usually if you're in a hospital more than a day or two, you're also feeling lousy enough to not be very motivated to do... anything.

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A boring update about coffee and frozen cookies.




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2. It is easier when it is self-inflicted. Think about the old adage "you can't tickle yourself".
I remember a particularly delightful lecture of "What to expect if you get caught by the Talibans" where they went into details on how to self harm if you were being tortured or tied up in different ways. Fun stuff.

As a fun or horrifying note on patients bringing in weird shit: In psyc I had a patient bringing in a whole suitcase full of massive dildos. We judged it a choking hazard and confiscated them.
 
Right, it's just that it's a huge "if" with most Cluster B personality disorders. Even when they can admit to themselves that yes, they have a personality disorder and it can and should be treated, most simply do not want consistent treatment for their issues. The lack of commitment in BPD especially presents a monumental issue when it comes to actually staying in treatment consistently over a long period of time. Remission is very much possible, it's just incredibly difficult to actually pin a person with BPD down. Munchausen on top of that adds even more to the unlikelihood of full remission or recovery, especially given Kelly's track record of little to no dedication to actually treating her mental health issues. This issue comes up particularly often considering these patients tend to only receive thorough counseling in crisis, and often when they are involuntarily committed. (There are also some other issues with the longterm study of reoccurrence or remission of both conditions, as the rates found seem to vary pretty wildly.)

On another note, in my personal and fairly anecdotal experience with psychologists and other mental health counselors, I seem to have noticed a bias toward patients with Cluster B personality disorders. I can only imagine this impacts the outcome, even though mental health professionals are supposed to be unbiased. When educated on these disorders, professors and other clinicians seem to lay on the difficulty of treating these patients pretty thick, and most counselors have dealt with Cluster B's before and seem to have pretty frustrating and exhausting experiences with them, and many seemed to refer them to other counselors. I can empathize with that, but it was kind of interesting to see the general lack of enthusiasm or motivation to treat people who may be in similar situations to Kelly. Again, no statistical proof of this, just an observation from one person so that should be taken with a huge grain of salt.
My mom is an og munchie (I actually thought she had a pretty severe form until I discovered the mbi subjects) with classic traits of bpd. She's been told that she needs help for over 40 years and she refuses.

It's impossible to force anyone to get help if they don't want it
 
Dunno if this was posted already, but someone put together a timeline of the fuckenning of her legs.
The worst part (aside from the jarring images and gore) is how nice the grafts came out. The timeline was the first time I saw the grafts.

The doctors fixed her legs and she went and destroyed them as soon as she was out of the hospital. Beautiful work by the doctors, destroyed.
 
Who in the world would think this is a good idea? From my interactions with nursing staff at the local hospital, they all seem super focused and way too busy to care much about a patient's personal life.
With shit pay, pandemic and forced to deal with all manner of retards over time. Gossiping about countless Chris Chan clones is a waste of time and energy, fuck housing unit nurses have to eat Mickey Ds shit in 10 minutes before spergs call nurses to wipe their asses.
 
I too lost the use of my legs and have been confined to a wheelchair; and I often find myself scratching thus forcing me to use gloves to prevent further damage.
 
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