🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Samsung said:
How much control does Kelly has over her lies, do you think? Do you think she's even capable of telling the truth if she wanted?

She goes to great lengths to fabricate stories about completely ridiculous events, like being chased around the grocery store by underage farmers, being hand-delivered a port needle, receiving a bag of human/bovine blood ("Human DNA? How sick."), and having her garden flooded on camera, and then there's always some silly reason she can't prove it.
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I wonder if there’s actually any real hope for people who lie about everything in their lives. Could some psychiatric medicines improve this or is the best scenario to just let them spout their nonsense and pretend to listen when you have to? I can’t imagine lying a whole life and trying to maintain that shit. I think there’s really no hope for someone this shitty seeing the error of their ways. The only time I’ve seen this actually happen is when people end up in jail with their kids taken away. Other times they just run off to other countries and disappear, probably continuing their manipulation in a new area. Kelly’s lies run so deep that there’s no chance she will ever change. I’m remembering her “totally real” DID video. I wish no one would entertain that bullshit so she could just whine into the void, but there will always been gullible, supportive people who don’t want to be mean.
 
I dunno, Kelly spent literal years in psychiatric homes (that didn't seem too bad, to boot) and there's no end in sight. You kind of have to not want to get better at that point.

Kelly shared the progress of her healing skin graft and that she should be returning home any day now. What will Kelly's next totally-the-worst-case-ever-itis be?

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why said:
I dunno, Kelly spent literal years in psychiatric homes (that didn't seem too bad, to boot) and there's no end in sight. You kind of have to not want to get better at that point.

Kelly shared the progress of her healing skin graft and that she should be returning home any day now. What'll Kelly's next totally-the-worst-case-ever-itis will be?

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The donor sites should heal fine, but those shins are fucked.
 
Christ.
I haven’t bothered to read most her shit this week, partially because she’s not worth me making a tumblr or instagram account to be able to view, but I do honestly actually believe she’s at least slightly relieved she is healing. I think this one may have gotten out of hand and given her a bit of a scare for how much it hurt and how dire the long term ramifications could have been.
Or maybe I’m being an optimistic drunk sniffing for a shred of humanity in this garbage pile woman.
Who knows
 
SpaceAce said:
Christ.
I haven’t bothered to read most her shit this week, partially because she’s not worth me making a tumblr or instagram account to be able to view, but I do honestly actually believe she’s at least slightly relieved she is healing. I think this one may have gotten out of hand and given her a bit of a scare for how much it hurt and how dire the long term ramifications could have been.
Or maybe I’m being an optimistic drunk sniffing for a shred of humanity in this garbage pile woman.
Who knows
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No, I think for a moment she really did fear she eas going to lose her legs and realized she’d gone too far.

Now that it’s over, what will be her next stunt? Picking at them all over again? She might not risk it and will instead pick somewhere else easy to reach or invent a new illness that makes her blood sad so she needs transfusions and asspats.

Either way her legs will never work the same again and will always be bizarre looking, and not even in the way she wants. Getting sympathy for giant festering holes is easy but once you’re home, no one’s going to be that impressed/disgusted by your comparatively plain patchwork skin. Ppl tend to drop off after you start healing.

I wonder how she feels now that ppl can look at her legs and say “eh, I’ve seen much worse.” You’re no longer shocking at all, Kelly, just plain ugly. Your outsides match the inside.
 
AbraCadaver said:
No, I think for a moment she really did fear she eas going to lose her legs and realized she’d gone too far.

Now that it’s over, what will be her next stunt? Picking at them all over again? She might not risk it and will instead pick somewhere else easy to reach or invent a new illness that makes her blood sad so she needs transfusions and asspats.

Either way her legs will never work the same again and will always be bizarre looking, and not even in the way she wants. Getting sympathy for giant festering holes is easy but once you’re home, no one’s going to be that impressed/disgusted by your comparatively plain patchwork skin. Ppl tend to drop off after you start healing.
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Not only that, but remember they had to move her calf muscle to her shin in order to protect the bone. That is going to look horrendous for life.
 
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Not only that, but remember they had to move her calf muscle to her shin in order to protect the bone. That is going to look horrendous for life.
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Yeah she’s not a sad little ballerina with destroyed legs anymore, she’s just a woman with nasty lumpy legs and scabs all over. But I love that she tagged the photo as dancer and ballerina. SOOOO TRAGIC! She won’t dance again so I assume she’ll turn into that woman who to this day talks about being cheated out of first place at a beauty pageant twenty years ago, and everyone around her is SO sick of that story.

Face it, no one is going to care about her “ballet dancer cruelly robbed of her talents” shtick unless she actually LOSES her legs. If she just lives with lumpy scabby legs, eventually she’s going to hear “you should be more grateful, you got to keep your legs and you’re healthy now, it could have been worse!” instead of “oh poor you!”

And since she wasn’t exactly world famous as a professional dancer, in time no one will care at all, they’ll expect her to move on with her life.

It WOULD be rather sad if she didn’t do it to herself. But we all know she did, and lied about it, so she gets no pity. Those medical resources could have gone to ppl truly in need.
 
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I’ve followed Kelly for a while now, and her bullshit story about the rare blood disease/fibroids and then Behcets has never made sense to me. I feel sorry for her, honestly. She is so sick in the mind and she’s pulled thousands of people into giving money, time and attention into complete lies.

To that end, and I think someone raised this question previously, I wonder how much of this Gina and the rest of Kelly’s family dealt with when they were younger. Did they know she was making it up? Do they even care?

It seems like Gina is mostly out of the picture now, and I want to believe that this time it’s for good. She seems pretty put-together and wasting time with her sister’s lies is definitely not in her best interests.
 
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To that end, and I think someone raised this question previously, I wonder how much of this Gina and the rest of Kelly’s family dealt with when they were younger. Did they know she was making it up? Do they even care?
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I've often wondered that, as well. She did live in the YWCA for a period of time, and that's actually backed up by photos as well as some of her really old Facebook interactions. YWCA only houses women who are formerly homeless. I've done a bit of digging into her family, and both of her parents are still alive and both of them still live relatively close to her, so it strikes me as odd that they would have allowed their daughter to be homeless.

You'd also think that her parents would visit their daughter in the hospital while she's dealing with some pretty severe medical issues. Clearly, they're cut out of her life. As far as who severed ties first, it's anyone's guess. Perhaps they were horribly abusive, or perhaps they just don't want to deal with her shit.

You don't see Gina interact with them very much either, and based on the fact that Kelly has had serious psychiatric issues for well over a decade, I'm inclined to think that they probably had a shitty upbringing. Unfortunately, Kelly is so fucking unreliable that we'll probably never know for sure.
 
Her next show should be something to do with her eyes. At least that one would be somewhat real, because those bad boys aren’t even trying to cooperate with each other anymore.
 
Kelly is home now.
Anyone want to make a bet on when her next medical condition is going to start?
 
Fat Pikachu said:
She's going to be back in the hospital two days from now with an "unexpected and sudden" worsening of her condition.
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Hopefully she's learned enough from all this to leave those poor franken-legs alone for a bit.
Not that I'm writing that out of any concern for her health, she's bound and determined to destroy that and there's no stopping a train once it's off the tracks but just out of a tiny hope that she isn't THAT stupid.
I wanna see logic win out over asspats for just once, just to see if it even CAN happen in this case.
 
Maggots on a Train v2 said:
Is she living off of Canuck disability at this point? I don't see her "ballet teacher" bux going far now that she's crippled herself.
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She self-posted on Lolcow that the church that she doesn't even attend funds her existence through donations.

Edit: Who the hell is Tyler? Her ex? Another red herring? "Ask your mom". Very mature, Kelly.

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Someone bumped her lolcow thread mentioning a name (Tyler) that I don't remember ever being associated with her before.
Taking bets that it was Kelly herself adding a new character to her story
 
SpaceAce said:
Someone bumped her lolcow thread mentioning a name (Tyler) that I don't remember ever being associated with her before.
Taking bets that it was Kelly herself adding a new character to her story
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I think it’s definitely her, and I’ll tell you why:

Her lolcow thread hasn’t been touched in months except for one other post. No one cares enough about her to go dig up the thread and post something so vague. She’s not getting much out of us so she’s trying to get them going again.
 
Oh, it’s definitely her. There’s zero context for someone to bring up a guy we’ve never heard of before, and it follows that only Kelly would know who “Tyler” is.
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On another note, here is a post Gina made to her story. Wonder what’s going on, but maybe it confirms some of the theories we had about their parents? I dunno.
 
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Yea, I knew it. She’s been home for what, 3-4 days and suddenly her donor sites are getting blisters that apparently even the WOC nurse (who literally specializes in wounds) can’t figure out?! My guess is she’s 100% fucking with the fragile donor skin to ensure it doesn’t heal correctly. She knows her legs are screwed at this point, so I think she’ll just keep destroying the hard work the medical team has done so she can keep getting readmitted. Oh and on top of this she’s angling for a worsening MS diagnosis (new lesions). I vaguely remember someone saying that with her legs she seems to have forgotten about her fibroids and MS, welllll not for long.
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Sorry about the crappy quality of the 2nd picture, these were from her post, which was a video.
 
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