🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Some more garbage from her blog. @lamp shade hurt her feelings by suggesting that she's become boring. Also, I also find it interesting how much of a cheerful, friendly facade she maintains on her Instagram, then as soon as she interacts with ~the trollz~ she's extremely flippant and openly brags about the attention she receives for rubbing her own shit into her rotting flesh. What a sad person.
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Some more garbage from her blog. @lamp shade hurt her feelings by suggesting that she's become boring. Also, I also find it interesting how much of a cheerful, friendly facade she maintains on her Instagram, then as soon as she interacts with ~the trollz~ she's extremely flippant and openly brags about the attention she receives for rubbing her own shit into her rotting flesh. What a sad person.
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Yeah, I don’t even look at her blog because it’s just her screeching about this thread. She can’t post here and she craves that attention so it’s her way of trying to argue. She’s probably the most pathetic cow I’ve read up on. I’m sure there’s more pathetic ones but damn, I’ve not seen someone so desperate for the farm’s attention before.
 
I wonder what her reaction will be when people inevitably get bored with her crazy here and stop talking about her. From what I see Lolcow got bored of her because of what’s mentioned above, her “leaking” docs, talking shit, whiteknighting herself, whatever other sock puppets she made. I imagine when this thread goes stale (which I feel is quickly approaching) we will get something extreme like a suicide baiting scandal.
A good munchie thread is rare and short lived because they require a constant elevation of batshit to keep going. Otherwise it just becomes a series of "oh apparently she has x now". "Now she's in the hospital again". "You guys know she's totally faking it right?" "Yup".
 
Some more garbage from her blog. @lamp shade hurt her feelings by suggesting that she's become boring. Also, I also find it interesting how much of a cheerful, friendly facade she maintains on her Instagram, then as soon as she interacts with ~the trollz~ she's extremely flippant and openly brags about the attention she receives for rubbing her own shit into her rotting flesh. What a sad person.
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Not only is she cripplingly mentally ill she is also retarded. Her word salad posting style is extremely easy to spot, the IP on all her posts matching wasn't even necessary to determine she self posts all day if allowed to.
 
Some more garbage from her blog. @lamp shade hurt her feelings by suggesting that she's become boring. Also, I also find it interesting how much of a cheerful, friendly facade she maintains on her Instagram, then as soon as she interacts with ~the trollz~ she's extremely flippant and openly brags about the attention she receives for rubbing her own shit into her rotting flesh. What a sad person.
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High tech shit?
Does she mean the internet? Because you really don't need anything more technical then a stable internet connection to see when two IP addresses match. Of course the underlining lesson here is that Kelly still doesn't know what an IP address is or how she keeps getting caught making sockpuppets.
I'm not going to explain it, of course, her ignorance is hilarious, but it does make me wonder what kind of voodoo magic she thinks is preventing her from posting here in that case.
She literally has nothing to do all day but surf the internet and pick at her sores. You'd think she'd take that time to at least learn the basic of the internet, especially since she's plastered her real name and face all over it.

I wonder what her reaction will be when people inevitably get bored with her crazy here and stop talking about her. From what I see Lolcow got bored of her because of what’s mentioned above, her “leaking” docs, talking shit, whiteknighting herself, whatever other sock puppets she made. I imagine when this thread goes stale (which I feel is quickly approaching) we will get something extreme like a suicide baiting scandal.

She'll do what she's always done; try to revive interest. Possibly, as you suggest, through a big move (but she should be careful, the last suicide baiting munchie we featured accidently overdosed to make her last attempt look realistic) but more likely just by trying to jumpstart her thread here, on lolcow or possibly suggesting herself to PULL or another site for internet sideshows. It's easy attention; with so many users casually browsing at any time I'm sure she'll find another audience.
And then bore them and get banned.
Round and round and round it goes.

Not only is she cripplingly mentally ill she is also exceptional. Her word salad posting style is extremely easy to spot, the IP on all her posts matching wasn't even necessary to determine she self posts all day if allowed to.

Agreed. It's amusing that she denies in even after it's been pretty irrefutably proven though, it just shows anyone with a single strand of common sense that she's not to be trusted with even the simplest of truths.
I personally enjoy that if what she was saying was true it would mean that she, her twin, two of her "close friends", someone stealing her medical documents, someone who hates her, someone who doesn't like her but is willing to defend her, several medical professionals AND the very first person to suggest she get her own thread were all surfing and posting to lolcow from the same machine.
How she could possibly think anyone would believe that over her having posted it all herself is...sad.
Just really really sad.
 
You can see here how much she has fucked up her body. Surprised she didn’t throw her wounded legs up to make sure they’re in the shot. Kelly, you’ve done irreparable damage, but you can stop now and save yourself the trouble of long term nerve pain, among many other issues. 2BC35D2E-2616-4E9D-A5E5-7472B609344C.jpeg D130B418-9EED-481D-82B8-BC7564087702.jpeg She posted a link to her sister’s insta (she TOTALLY wants her uninvolved you guys!!) and holy shit talk about polar opposites. Her sister is healthy and traveling the world. Imagine being the parents wondering how one got the successful genes and the other became a desperate munchie. You’d think it would even out a little better, damn.
 
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Kelly was raised by her dad, and Gina was raised by her mom, if I recall correctly.

Papa probably got a little handsy.
 
You can see here how much she has fucked up her body. Surprised she didn’t throw her wounded legs up to make sure they’re in the shot. Kelly, you’ve done irreparable damage, but you can stop now and save yourself the trouble of long term nerve pain, among many other issues.View attachment 667432View attachment 667429She posted a link to her sister’s insta (she TOTALLY wants her uninvolved you guys!!) and holy shit talk about polar opposites. Her sister is healthy and traveling the world. Imagine being the parents wondering how one got the successful genes and the other became a desperate munchie. You’d think it would even out a little better, damn.
Is Gina completely out if her life by now? She's got someone visiting her, bringing her Tim Hortons and snack bags with treats. Maybe the roommates taking care of Chompers (I know how it's spelled but fuck that) visit her. I'm surprised she has people but I guess it's good she's not utterly without friends yet.

God she needs real and sustained help. She needs Dr Marc Feldman or similar to try to create a plan to help her recover but that would require basically everyone around her in the Canadian health care system to be on the same page regarding their reactions to her and how they handle the crises she creates. She's going to miscalculate one day and go too far. Or she'll have exhausted the good will of the doctors around her and she'll develop colon cancer or the like and it will get dismissed since she's spent her life crying wolf over and over. This is a real possibility - there are two cases of lifelong munchies who developed fatal illnesses that went untreated due to the medical community being unwilling to invest any more time in diagnostics on them.

This picture is so macabre. There she sits, make-up done and hair up in a jaunty scrunchie bun, making the OK sign, with a body utterly ravaged by self-harm, her legs reeking, probably a little ripe herself because it's hard to be fresh and clean in a hospital. She looks demented, like a combination of Baby Jane and Norma Desmond if they were munchie cutters.
 
Kelly was raised by her dad, and Gina was raised by her mom, if I recall correctly.

Papa probably got a little handsy.
Who knows. I think these munchies are just fucked up on their own, not necessarily due to their environment, similar to narcissism. They are just SO desperate for attention it’s hard to comprehend. I can’t imagine how insufferable she is in person. The munchies I’ve known irl were no where near as desperate as Kelly and any conversation you had with them completely revolved around them and their ailments. No matter what, they’d reach until they could somehow bring it up in every conversation. And you gotta love the conversation bait they all use “Man, it’s gonna be a long day,” “Well would’ve been nice to get sleep last night,” “Well, not all of us were at work yesterday!” And the more your ignore the bait the more obvious they get.
 
You can see here how much she has fucked up her body. Surprised she didn’t throw her wounded legs up to make sure they’re in the shot. Kelly, you’ve done irreparable damage, but you can stop now and save yourself the trouble of long term nerve pain, among many other issues.View attachment 667432View attachment 667429She posted a link to her sister’s insta (she TOTALLY wants her uninvolved you guys!!) and holy shit talk about polar opposites. Her sister is healthy and traveling the world. Imagine being the parents wondering how one got the successful genes and the other became a desperate munchie. You’d think it would even out a little better, damn.
Maybe it's just me but she always looks so unhinged in her selfies, even though she's just smiling and posing, she just gives off a vibe. Are there videos of her? I really wonder if she seems as crazy as she is in public.
 
Maybe it's just me but she always looks so unhinged in her selfies, even though she's just smiling and posing, she just gives off a vibe. Are there videos of her? I really wonder if she seems as crazy as she is in public.
There have been some on Instagram and yes she is as transparent as you would expect. She posted a video of her “childlike DID” personality and it was as fake as it gets. She deleted it once we mentioned it here though. I love that she doesn’t spaz on us on her insta because she has to keep up her reputation but then shows her true colors elsewhere.
 
Maybe it's just me but she always looks so unhinged in her selfies, even though she's just smiling and posing, she just gives off a vibe. Are there videos of her? I really wonder if she seems as crazy as she is in public.
Here is her YouTube channel. Most of the videos are bizarre skits with distorted filters on them, but you can still see her crazy eyes and inability to utter a sentence without laughing insanely. There are some videos of her without filters, and she's been uploading a lot more often lately. There are no views on her videos, and no explanation for why she is doing these bizarre skits by herself.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRUCEjscABSa2b95aLqoWcA
 
Here is her YouTube channel. Most of the videos are bizarre skits with distorted filters on them, but you can still see her crazy eyes and inability to utter a sentence without laughing insanely. There are some videos of her without filters, and she's been uploading a lot more often lately. There are no views on her videos, and no explanation for why she is doing these bizarre skits by herself.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRUCEjscABSa2b95aLqoWcA
Holy fuck, these are weird. She has one where she pretends that she just killed a cop and that she's being electrocuted and then turned into a ghost. She also has several where she expresses concern that she hasn't been taken up in the rapture. She has one video where she jokes around about how she's a prescription pill hoarder.

I've downloaded the entire channel for archival purposes, since she'll probably take them down once she sees us talking about them. I'll upload them to a mirror account later today.
 
God, it’s like pulling puppet strings at this point. 0F868EA2-BC89-4C79-ACA1-27D994876611.jpeg 031E894B-8A16-480D-9AC5-7468E7EB270C.jpeg ”Doesn’t have legs in the photo”
Next image has legs in the photo.

“Her sister is not in her life”
“My sister totally came to visit me!” -note that there’s no photos of this. I know if my sis was traveling the world and came to see, that’s the pic I’d post, not one with coffee.

“Has no friends”
3-4 posts now about “friends came to visit me weee”

“Faking DID”
Several posts about how she was TOTALLY diagnosed with it years ago!

Next post should involve her parents in some way since she takes our posts here as inspiration for her Instagram posts. Or an old one of her sister that she will try to pass of as new to show us damn dirty trolls that her sister hasn’t wised up and ditched her.

What would we like Kelly to lie about next?
 
Figures she'd resort to posing in the most unnatural way possible just to make sure her self harm scars show in the picture
 
Okay, I uploaded all of the noteworthy videos to my KF Archive account. Most of them are 2-3 minutes long.

I'm pretty sure these are supposed to be comedic skits, but idk, these are just fucking bizarre and she certainly chooses some interesting topics to "joke" about. She records all of them using Snapchat filters, which makes it sorta difficult to gauge her demeanor and her tone of voice. But even then, it's still extremely clear that she's either a) high as fuck b) in some kind of psychotic/manic state or c) both.

This is the most telling one, imo. She "jokes" about how if anyone is dying, they should contact her.
"I can make it full-blown, or I can steal it for my own. But please let me know, I'd love to get on the news.
In this one, she gives a fictional scenario where the cops come to arrest her for hoarding medication. She ends up pushing one of the cops down the stairs, killing him. She is executed via electrocution for her crimes, and then she comes back as a ghost. (Yes, seriously.)
In this one, she talks about how her psychiatrist is concerned with her hoarding medication.
"Son of a bitch, I just took that pill!...It just happens, like breathing. It's an instinct. Shit."
In these ones, she talks about being left behind in the rapture.
 
Okay, I uploaded all of the noteworthy videos to my KF Archive account. Most of them are 2-3 minutes long.

I'm pretty sure these are supposed to be comedic skits, but idk, these are just fucking bizarre and she certainly chooses some interesting topics to "joke" about. She records all of them using Snapchat filters, which makes it sorta difficult to gauge her demeanor and her tone of voice. But even then, it's still extremely clear that she's either a) high as fuck b) in some kind of psychotic/manic state or c) both.

This is the most telling one, imo. She "jokes" about how if anyone is dying, they should contact her.
"I can make it full-blown, or I can steal it for my own. But please let me know, I'd love to get on the news.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=da2SpQfkigsIn this one, she gives a fictional scenario where the cops come to arrest her for hoarding medication. She ends up pushing one of the cops down the stairs, killing him. She is executed via electrocution for her crimes, and then she comes back as a ghost. (Yes, seriously.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-TL7rJrgqgIn this one, she talks about how her psychiatrist is concerned with her hoarding medication.
"Son of a bitch, I just took that pill!...It just happens, like breathing. It's an instinct. Shit."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LO8rx-jmHxwIn these ones, she talks about being left behind in the rapture.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WbGCS-T4qe0https://youtube.com/watch?v=hMNd6EpMni0https://youtube.com/watch?v=oCwksjtvWc8
What a fucking nut job.
 
Updates to her Instagram story. Looks like she has another sore on her leg that's flaring up.
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