🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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sorry I kood kair less about my speling. Why in the ever gd fuck do you do this? I feel guilty for being sick. I don't know why you accuse me of fraud? Is it fun? I know it's not because I'm a fake. How fun! do you feel guilt for the nasty things you do? Think about it. Why ohhhhhh whyyyy would all of the doctors I see miss something a dumb fuck "figures out" on the internet. You should feel guilt, not me. yore your you're the crappy person here hear heer that should be riddled with guilt
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Oh, shit, you're here! We've been waiting for you! Hello, Kelly. How are you?
 
sorry I kood kair less about my speling. Why in the ever gd fuck do you do this? I feel guilty for being sick. I don't know why you accuse me of fraud? Is it fun? I know it's not because I'm a fake. How fun! do you feel guilt for the nasty things you do? Think about it. Why ohhhhhh whyyyy would all of the doctors I see miss something a dumb fuck "figures out" on the internet. You should feel guilt, not me. yore your you're the crappy person here hear heer that should be riddled with guilt
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Kelly, you're not Kelly. IP puts you in Europe. Why would you deceive us so, not-Kelly? We sincerely want to talk to actual Vampire Kelly. We've been waiting patiently.
 
Lol
do you feel guilt for the nasty things you do? Think about it.
No one here pities you as easily as whoever the fuck in real life. We had threads on other cows with a multitude of actual legitimate problems, yet we mainly laughed. If you want sympathy, this is the wrong place to ask for it.
You should feel guilt, not me.
The very fact you come here and beg for us to feel guilt rather than trying to dismiss our "lies" with actual evidence and explanation speaks volumes about you.
 
sorry I kood kair less about my speling. Why in the ever gd fuck do you do this? I feel guilty for being sick. I don't know why you accuse me of fraud? Is it fun? I know it's not because I'm a fake. How fun! do you feel guilt for the nasty things you do? Think about it. Why ohhhhhh whyyyy would all of the doctors I see miss something a dumb fuck "figures out" on the internet. You should feel guilt, not me. yore your you're the crappy person here hear heer that should be riddled with guilt
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Hahahaha, goddamn, you're really stupid. None of us are here wasting resources that actual sick people need just to get attention. We are mocking and calling out pathetic retarded leeches who do it for attention because munchies cripple public health services with their bullshit and do real harm to others with their lies. (We have multiple munchie threads here, you guys are like bed bugs (just as useful) and spread fast.)

Why don't munchies do something with their life other than leech off the system and create faux drama? If the highlight of my life was getting asspats online and demanding attention from medical professionals for faking illnesses, I'd either kill myself or institute some radical behavior changes.
 
are you guys fucking blind? her psych stay was over 5 years. way before the anemia. Fuck your selective information retaining bull shit. Read the full post you dumb asses. Notice the date?? quit fucking with people. you are the sick ones. If your going to be cruel to people at least do it in a way that doesn't make you seem brainless. ohhh oh does say 2010??? hmmm. You can only wish you were as smart as a doctor. but you're not! So you anonymously treat people like shit to feel better about your crappy personality.View attachment 275074 .
Well, that clears things up. Obviously, she can't be crazy because she's had a psychiatric evaluation that said she was five years of fucking nuts.

I guess since she's fucked in the head, she can't dump her blood down the toilet every other week and run into the ER for a new transfusion, either.
 
ask away. Either way my answer will be skewed to suit the fetish you all have.

I agree tenfold that my writing is deplorable. the 1 year psych hospital stay was "over 5 years ago"

seriously though. Ask questions. Assumptions are often wrong. Especially in people with one track minds. It's like cheating on a game. how not exciting is it to win? Give a fricken chance!
 
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ask away.

Well I tried to do just that but then you apparently vomited a dyslexic seven year old's grade school spelling test at us.
And your doctor's haven't "missed" your problem, they're just obligated to keep treating the symptoms you cause yourself and test every theory you come up with because if they don't you could get hurt and sue.
They know what you're doing and thanks to all the info you yourself have dumped, WE know what you're doing. It's not rocket science, it's something everyone who can spell "care" can figure out.
 
You act as if none of us have a million health problems or are dealing with chronic illness or mental illness or whatever. It IS possible to be sick without making your whole life both online and off revolve around it. Most people come online to forget about their problems rather than make their online presence all about them.
When you make a fetish of your own illness it makes people look at you cockeyed, especially when it's combined with 'those mean hospital people don't believe I'm sick!'. A lot of people have to spend years getting doctors to pay attention, you're not unique or special in that regard. It sucks, but eventually you find someone who listens and you get on with the business of treating your illness as best you can.

Why do you even care if people suspect you're autoexsanguinating if you're so sick? Why expend energy on defending yourself? Why not just shake it off and focus on the people who believe you and offer asspats and support?

Oh, also, please explain why you go to the ER for your transfusions if you would be so kind?
 
god damn, reading her journal gave me cancer.

"i'm in the psych ward! yay!"
"... i like to thank God for considering my wants!"
 
god damn, reading her journal gave me cancer.

"i'm in the psych ward! yay!"
"... i like to thank God for considering my wants!"
I know the answer I'm going to get, but who WANTS to be in a psych ward?
 
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It's called sarcasm. The reason I put effort into this is because it is crap like this that makes it so hard to get a Dr to help. And I don't bleed myself... If you have any real questions then ask.
 
sorry but my sarcasm meter must be off.
so you didn't want to be there but you're saying you're putting effort into being in a psych ward?
i'm just using your own words, please help us understand why because you seem to contradict yourself.

oh and that doctor comment, i'm sure your online conduct would impress any current doctor you have.
your doctors from the psycho ward would approve your behavior?
or did you want to go back?

go ahead, tell us the truth, i like verifying things.
 
Yay!

@Pe0plesuck, what do you do with the blood from your autoexsangunation? Do you save it in a jar like those gross people who save all their period blood?

Maybe she sends it to that weirdo on uchoob who kept his ex's used tampons ;)

Someone please tell me this entire thread is a hallucination. Every time I think the cows can't get any nuttier, a new case of Mad Cow Disease raises its head and moos.

@exhausted Several Jesuses and a coupla Napoleons usually

Edited for...remembered for whom this entire world was created. Chris set the bar very high. I am dur.
 
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It's called sarcasm. The reason I put effort into this is because it is crap like this that makes it so hard to get a Dr to help. And I don't bleed myself... If you have any real questions then ask.

That was a real question. No one believes that you don't bleed yourself. Serious, somewhat related question, is it true that you used to be a cutter?
 
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