🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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This will be amusing. Yes. Lets Do make up new names. Vampire Munchie is so not in vogue.

We need a legless vampire arc. Maybe? With enough attention she can float thru the air and vampire suck attention from normys. With the ghosts of her lost limbs flailing chaotically behind her. Like a mechanical yet broken butterfly.


Sorry. It was a long few farmless days
 
What I want to know is why her family is enabling this insane behavior. Couldn’t they have her committed? I know it was discussed pages back that the law isn’t able to force her to stay committed.
 
Half-Blood Princess said:
What I want to know is why her family is enabling this insane behavior. Couldn’t they have her committed? I know it was discussed pages back that the law isn’t able to force her to stay committed.
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BC law is relatively flexible with letting you commit people compared to most places in North America, but Kelly's situation is probably too weird and niche. Also, would it really help? There's no obvious pharmacological solution to this, and she can injure herself almost as well in-patient as out.
 
petition to change thread title to " Kelly Ronahan, Canadian munchie, picked her infected legs off, double amputee, no longer a vampire or ballerina"
 
cuddle striker said:
petition to change thread title to " Kelly Ronahan, Canadian munchie, picked her infected legs off, double amputee, no longer a vampire or ballerina"
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May I suggest appending "Lt. Dan Super-fan" to it? Her commitment is admirable.
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Hypothermia said:
I think this thread's title should be updated. "Vampire Munchie" isn't revelant anymore, it should mention how she picked her legs TO AMPUTATIONS.
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Kelly "The Leech" Ronahan
* Bloodsucking parasite
* Has no legs
* She leeches medical resources
* Leeches have easily visible nerves
* Home to many pathogens
* Also, they look like something she'd pull out of her leg

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I learned a lot about leeches for the sake of this joke.
 
Vampyroteuthis infernalis said:
Kelly "The Leech" Ronahan
* Bloodsucking parasite
* Has no legs
* She leeches medical resources
* Leeches have easily visible nerves
* Home to many pathogens
* Also, they look like something she'd pull out of her leg

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I learned a lot about leeches for the sake of this joke.
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I understand the sentiment but leeches, unlike Kelly, can be quite useful little critters. Especially in the medical field, where they can relieve venous congestion and actually save limbs, rather than yeet them off.

Kelly is more like a tick.
 
Kelly can be a penanggalan:
  • Female
  • Has no legs
  • Drinks blood
  • Half dead
  • Probably smells weird
  • Is a vision of future Kelly once she starts picking some other body part
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lowenergy said:
I understand the sentiment but leeches, unlike Kelly, can be quite useful little critters. Especially in the medical field, where they can relieve venous congestion and actually save limbs, rather than yeet them off.

Kelly is more like a tick.
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I am absolutely not anti-leech! But ticks have too many legs... Maybe a lamprey?
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(They aren't as creepy when you can't see the mouth)
"Parasitic carnivorous species [of lamprey] are the most well-known, and feed by boring into the flesh of other fish to suck their blood."
Their bite marks even look like her leg wounds!
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Has she put up any face pics lately? I really want to see how wonky her eyes have gotten.
 
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