🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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I’m between saying there should be an OP rewrite to catalog the story better and burning this thread to the ground to erase all that my eyes have witnessed.
 
Jesus, this thread. I heard about her in passing over the years when she would be brought up on mati, but seeing the pictures and reading the posts as I skimmed through the highlights is something else. Like something from a horror film.
 
Strictly Confidential said:
I voted in the poll for stumps and was right, so I'll make a prediction for left arm next to go.
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I got dibs on the right arm
𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽 said:
I have a hunch Kelly sent Pandora the pics via Facebook Messenger and that they were originally sent around August of last year. I have a hunch there is one more Mystery Person that asked Pandora for the pics, and Mystery Person is the one who ultimately leaked the photos. This is based on the assumption that in the original Messenger chat, Mystery Person asked Pandora for the pics and grabbed a sloppy, uncropped screencap.
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you are onto something. With how things appear it seems this way. It being Kelly herself seems too sketch for how these pictures appear. I don’t 100% buy it being her. Who knows if she’s even with it enough to navigate lolcow or the internet in general. Whoever pandora is to Kelly, she has a front row seat. There’s two possibilities 1) she doesn’t seem against telling others or 2) she trusted said mystery person and they decided to leak it. There’s a rabbit hole here.
 
Creaky raptor popped up on r/illnessfakers a few years ago as someone taken advantage of by a munchie faking vsed for her ehlers danlos. Munchies name was Hope Otto, a previous cancer faker. Creaky raptor was into collecting and bleaching bones and skulls. Her front windows had bone beds instead of flower beds in front of them. Creaky leaned into Hope's notoriety until it became too much and dfe'd if I remember correctly. She was an Ehlers danlos type too hence the name "creaky raptor". Maybe @atree or @GenociderSyo can tell us more?
 
Is Kelly spayed? I don’t remember and can’t find it mentioned.

If she isn*t, well my stomach has been sour all day so whatever disgusting things that she may do with menstrual fluid has to wait until tomorrow to be considered.
 
hunter2 said:
Jsyk, hemicorporectomy is an ongoing dark "joke" in this thread (in the loosest sense of the term joke) as speculation of Kelly's endgame. The person who posted it is likely aware of what it entails and how rare it is.
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Lol I had even read through this whole thread in July, I just forgot about that. I mean at this point, it’s less of a joke and more of a serious possibility…
 
Ngl for a split second I thought "10/10" was a note from Kelly, as in, "10/10 would tear myself to pieces again."
Ofc it's likely a date, or a dark thumbs-up from whoever smuggled it out. Still, you just know that Kelly is pleased with herself. Some people who self mutilate may be horrified or ashamed afterward but Kelly showed off her "poor baby sad face" posed photos along with mutilated body parts for too many years to not be enjoying it.
I'm so curious about doctors, if and when they have confronted her. And about her twin. I'd rip my own teeth out for a well done documentary about her
 
Unit 731 medical information is coming in real handy right now jfc this is a level of fucked up I didn't think possible for the brain to handle without suicide. Is her goal to legitimately make doctors euthanize her?
 
YarrBlueballs said:
Unit 731 medical information is coming in real handy right now jfc this is a level of fucked up I didn't think possible for the brain to handle without suicide. Is her goal to legitimately make doctors euthanize her?
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She's a munchie, her goal is attention from doctors/medical staff and family memebers.
 
Who could’ve predicted

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dramamine said:
i joined kf for this thread
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Same! She inspired my name (signed up before I finished the thread lol)
 
Berserker Armor said:
I got dibs on the right arm

you are onto something. With how things appear it seems this way. It being Kelly herself seems too sketch for how these pictures appear. I don’t 100% buy it being her. Who knows if she’s even with it enough to navigate lolcow or the internet in general. Whoever pandora is to Kelly, she has a front row seat. There’s two possibilities 1) she doesn’t seem against telling others or 2) she trusted said mystery person and they decided to leak it. There’s a rabbit hole here.
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Kelly has been proven to "leak" pictures and sock-posting many times before, of course she knows what lfc is, she's posted on there herself.
 
I appreciate you dedicated Kelly followers and this new information.
I may have to start paying attention again!
 
It's safe to say that she's beyond munchie protocol. The only humane thing to do is take her out back and put her down like Ole Yeller. There is only so much you can do with someone who insists on tearing themselves apart and playing with the mangled remains.
 
unwieldy_object said:
Kelly has been proven to "leak" pictures and sock-posting many times before, of course she knows what lfc is, she's posted on there herself.
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I know that’s how I found Kelly but idk this time around it feels off. It doesn’t feel presented in the same format. It’s tinfoil but I am 50/50 it could be Kelly, could be the person Hugh pointed out…. Or a collaboration. We could be barking up the wrong tree for all we know
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Creaky raptor is definitely at least munchies adjacent based on an old youtube account. Check out the nosehose View attachment 5888224
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I found a fb that i am 90% sure it is hers. It all adds up but it’s locked up tight, I am a face blind retard and she loves filters. Found a Chinese spyware app (TikTok) too. Active until about December of last year .She at one point did lots of modeling in 2018.. with the nose hose.

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