KAYS COOKING

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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
I think it's possibly that she doesn't store stuff properly and is just jamming them all haphazardly into a cupboard. Many of her other pans are like this, the one video I always remember is the iconic "spaghetti curry", where both pans are obviously dinged up.
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That actually might be it. Plus the general inarticulation when handling most things. However, that stove. The old "Hob". Who makes that? Cause at this point she's kind of doing a durability commercial for that thing. I'm genuinely impressed a glass stove has survived this long with the way she treats it.
 
Sorry, the what now?
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Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
Do we think Kay is a hoarder? I've always wondered and assumed she is from the state of her kitchen and older videos. I can't begin to imagine what the kitchen smells like.
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The kitchen is actually really empty. They don't even have a counter/worktop and it's box shaped. That's why she's always using the stovetop as a multipurpose cutting board. The living room just looks standard messy to me from Lee's vlogs and her Q&As.
 
That Manchester tart video was a trip: Kay fucked up everything (no surprise there), but also let us all know that her twelve day absence from uploading was due to seeing a "refresh" message in her browser; which she had been calling her insurance company about (???) before deciding to just buy a new computer. It was also nice to see more comments calling her out for not getting her outro message correct one time in ten years, despite having it written in front of herself where she can see it.
 
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Looking at Kay's stats she could, if she was smart, make a comfortable living off her channel if she sold her soul to an advertiser or two. Sadly she isn't smart, she's from Sheffield :(
 

This is one of the most disgusting things Kay's made in a while (with cobwebs in her hair, no less): A quart of melted butter and chorizo grease spooned over giant pasta shells stuffed with nothing. Kay praises it as having "kick." There's also a jump cut intended to hide that she turned her burner dial from 3 to 10, despite what she cuts to being a skillet of butter fat and grease boiling on the max setting.

For any pedants wishing to point out that it's "cream"; and not straight butter or margarine: Just watch the video. The results are no different from if she had thrown in multiple sticks of butter.
 
Kay's a special case where being able to produce food that isn't gray constitutes a marked improvement worthy of praise. She's like a dog that learned to cook. The improvements aren't always perceptible, due to her producing stuff that can induce symptoms of food poisoning through being consumed with the eyes - But they're there. It really isn't fair to measure Kay's abilities against others', in this respect.
 
She's turned a Spanish omelette into an over cooked scramed eggs. I what to punch her everytime she says "heggs", "spudtatas", "saltia", peperia".

Is that a track mark on her arm?
 
What makes Kay's malapropisms infuriating is that she is constantly, compulsively interrupting herself saying a word correctly in order to deliberately invoke her schizobongistani slang, as though she has mandated catchphrases. So she knows perfectly well how to pronounce the words, but insists on mispronouncing them in a half-assed way while recycling another recipe consisting of spudtatoes, heggs, honeyons, and freezer-burnt mince wriggled about with an oofadoofah and a half oz of liquid portioned into and reserved in a separate, plastic bucket.

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It might just be I tend to only see her when people react to her videos so haven’t noticed the mispronunciations before.

Any Sheffield kiwis about to confirm if that’s in your dialect or if she’s just extra retarded?

Sheffield is a place I really don’t know.

I know when I slip into my dialect when speaking to burgers they sometimes think I’m a pirate and that it’s quaint.
 
FedPostalService said:
It might just be I tend to only see her when people react to her videos so haven’t noticed the mispronunciations before.

Any Sheffield kiwis about to confirm if that’s in your dialect or if she’s just extra retarded?
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To reiterate: She's deliberately mispronouncing the words for the sake of being quirky; and often slips up by pronouncing them the way the rest of the English-speaking world does. This isn't a regional dialect - It's an entirely fraudulent affectation. She also pretends to not wear glasses by taking them off only when filming the intros and outros to her videos in which she can't remember or see what she's written down. In the latest video, she accidentally leans into frame while cooking; revealing her thick bifocals.
 
Marc said:
To reiterate: She's deliberately mispronouncing the words for the sake of being quirky; and often slips up by pronouncing them the way the rest of the English-speaking world does. This isn't a regional dialect - It's an entirely fraudulent affectation. She also pretends to not wear glasses by taking them off only when filming the intros and outros to her videos in which she can't remember or see what she's written down. In the latest video, she accidentally leans into frame while cooking; revealing her thick bifocals.
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Yeah, the intentional mispronunciations are less annoying than when she says it correctly and then wastes the time to "correct" it into her quirky pronunciation.
 
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