Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
tzgnilki said:
considering she works in retail, they spam the same few christmas songs for hours, and all the customers talk about christmas, all her co-workers will talk about what they're doing for christmas, everything in the store is based around some christmas special, the store has special christmas decorations, and over priced special christmas shit to sell to morons

then she goes home to dave who is wearing a christmas sweater and pyjama pants, talking about his christmas marathon, christmas movies, 8 bit christmas songs

then he expects her to cuddle with him on the couch after she cooks HIS favourite christmas meal, demands to watch HIS favourite christmas cartoons
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Maybe the Christmas movies were punishment for her refusing to take mashed potatoes off the menu at Casa Burnell.
 
I have never had faith in Phil and Kat's relationship. I think Phil used Kat in hopes to do something to Leanna. Make her jealous or hurt her or I don't know what psychotic plan he had. There are hints. He would say his ex was a slob but his new girlfriend loves to clean. His ex made him fat but his new girl loves to cook new healthy meals. His ex didn't treat him well but the new chick is his soul mate. She said things to Phil no one ever has.

We soon learned Kat doesn't like to clean, she is a bad cook and doesn't even cook as much as Leanna did, and Phil never actually talked to Kat on the phone, only by text.

The cracks are beginning to show.

Phil loves to watch wrestling. Kat hates it. Phil now pretends he doesn't like it, but when baited by chat he can tell you exactly what is going on in the WWE universe. But he doesn't really care about it. You know it eats him up inside that he has to deny his love for wrestling. Lying and pretending you like or dislike something to please your partner is a sign of an unhealthy relationship.

Phil does not like Kat's cooking. Look at the difference from when she arrived to now. Kat made brisket in the slow cooker, it was so good, the best meal I ever ate. Kat made Mexican lasagna it's so delicious. Now it's we're having tuna casserole leftovers again for the third day. Kat burned dinner and we had to rush out and get Wendy's. Kat made some nasty tuna helper. Kat tried using the air fryer and ruined dinner. Kat makes potatoes every meal. Phil loves food. He's beginning to realize that Kat isn't a chef. Allegedly Subaruman did all the cooking when they were together. Do you think Phil is content when he comes downstairs for dinner and finds that Kat went to work and all she left him is a salad in the fridge? You can tell he's not happy with his meals. Kat had all day thanksgiving off and all day Christmas. Did Phil's mom mail him dinner because they have no time or money to cook or because Kat would fuck up a holiday feast? I mean the two of them together fucked up Christmas 2018 by buying a slab of lunch meat and failing to cook it in the oven.
 
Sparkletor said:
I have never had faith in Phil and Kat's relationship. I think Phil used Kat in hopes to do something to Leanna. Make her jealous or hurt her or I don't know what psychotic plan he had. There are hints. He would say his ex was a slob but his new girlfriend loves to clean. His ex made him fat but his new girl loves to cook new healthy meals. His ex didn't treat him well but the new chick is his soul mate. She said things to Phil no one ever has.

We soon learned Kat doesn't like to clean, she is a bad cook and doesn't even cook as much as Leanna did, and Phil never actually talked to Kat on the phone, only by text.

The cracks are beginning to show.

Phil loves to watch wrestling. Kat hates it. Phil now pretends he doesn't like it, but when baited by chat he can tell you exactly what is going on in the WWE universe. But he doesn't really care about it. You know it eats him up inside that he has to deny his love for wrestling. Lying and pretending you like or dislike something to please your partner is a sign of an unhealthy relationship.

Phil does not like Kat's cooking. Look at the difference from when she arrived to now. Kat made brisket in the slow cooker, it was so good, the best meal I ever ate. Kat made Mexican lasagna it's so delicious. Now it's we're having tuna casserole leftovers again for the third day. Kat burned dinner and we had to rush out and get Wendy's. Kat made some nasty tuna helper. Kat tried using the air fryer and ruined dinner. Kat makes potatoes every meal. Phil loves food. He's beginning to realize that Kat isn't a chef. Allegedly Subaruman did all the cooking when they were together. Do you think Phil is content when he comes downstairs for dinner and finds that Kat went to work and all she left him is a salad in the fridge? You can tell he's not happy with his meals. Kat had all day thanksgiving off and all day Christmas. Did Phil's mom mail him dinner because they have no time or money to cook or because Kat would fuck up a holiday feast? I mean the two of them together fucked up Christmas 2018 by buying a slab of lunch meat and failing to cook it in the oven.
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the cracks are definitely showing

they're both too afraid to be honest to eachother
 
Sparkletor said:
I have never had faith in Phil and Kat's relationship. I think Phil used Kat in hopes to do something to Leanna. Make her jealous or hurt her or I don't know what psychotic plan he had. There are hints. He would say his ex was a slob but his new girlfriend loves to clean. His ex made him fat but his new girl loves to cook new healthy meals. His ex didn't treat him well but the new chick is his soul mate. She said things to Phil no one ever has.

We soon learned Kat doesn't like to clean, she is a bad cook and doesn't even cook as much as Leanna did, and Phil never actually talked to Kat on the phone, only by text.

The cracks are beginning to show.

Phil loves to watch wrestling. Kat hates it. Phil now pretends he doesn't like it, but when baited by chat he can tell you exactly what is going on in the WWE universe. But he doesn't really care about it. You know it eats him up inside that he has to deny his love for wrestling. Lying and pretending you like or dislike something to please your partner is a sign of an unhealthy relationship.

Phil does not like Kat's cooking. Look at the difference from when she arrived to now. Kat made brisket in the slow cooker, it was so good, the best meal I ever ate. Kat made Mexican lasagna it's so delicious. Now it's we're having tuna casserole leftovers again for the third day. Kat burned dinner and we had to rush out and get Wendy's. Kat made some nasty tuna helper. Kat tried using the air fryer and ruined dinner. Kat makes potatoes every meal. Phil loves food. He's beginning to realize that Kat isn't a chef. Allegedly Subaruman did all the cooking when they were together. Do you think Phil is content when he comes downstairs for dinner and finds that Kat went to work and all she left him is a salad in the fridge? You can tell he's not happy with his meals. Kat had all day thanksgiving off and all day Christmas. Did Phil's mom mail him dinner because they have no time or money to cook or because Kat would fuck up a holiday feast? I mean the two of them together fucked up Christmas 2018 by buying a slab of lunch meat and failing to cook it in the oven.
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She's lazy, doesn't cook for him, and forced him to get a pain in the ass cat.
Once Kat shows the slightest glimmer she's gaining independence, i.e. gaining any friends outside Lord Honk Snort's manor, he's gonna piss and moan until she leaves just like the last chick.
 
tzgnilki said:
the cracks are definitely showing

they're both too afraid to be honest to eachother
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The problem isn't that they're too afraid - it's that they're two pathological liars who are only together for petty and desperate convenience. Phil needed an instant rebound girl so nobody could make fun of him for being dumped, which is why he pushed the "soulmate" bullshit so hard when they first met. Kat needed a place to stay and lied about her "qualifications" cause she knew they would instantly get her into Phil's quarter-million dollar house. Phil can write whatever bullshit he wants on Twitter about how happy his family is, but subconsciously they both know that they are living miserable lives.
 
Wing Zero said:
The problem isn't that they're too afraid - it's that they're two pathological liars who are only together for petty and desperate convenience. Phil needed an instant rebound girl so nobody could make fun of him for being dumped, which is why he pushed the "soulmate" bullshit so hard when they first met. Kat needed a place to stay and lied about her "qualifications" cause she knew they would instantly get her into Phil's quarter-million dollar house. Phil can write whatever bullshit he wants on Twitter about how happy his family is, but subconsciously they both know that they are living miserable lives.
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Literally the only correct thing they've done thus far is not reproduce and while that could be due to a number of factors*, I'm willing to actually congratulate them on not fucking up royally and having a child.

Gayyyyyyyyy.
 
The reality is we know nothing about Katherine. Who knows how mentally fucked up she is? How capable she is of doing anything? To me, she's obviously been on benzos every time we saw her with Phil and her previous streams.

My guess is Kathy has serious mental problems and is only with Phil because he provides financial security. The only information we have to suggest that is she's lived a ton of places in her short life, a few of them being halfway houses.
 
Where’s the evidence that Khet lived in sober livings (which is what a halfway house is)? As far as I’m aware, there’s no evidence she ever abused drugs (besides alcohol) nor any evidence she sought treatment for it.

I have speculated that she might be on benzos or anti-depressants based on her mannerisms she displayed on stream but it’s just that, speculation.
 
MoonRocker said:
Where’s the evidence that Khet lived in sober livings (which is what a halfway house is)? As far as I’m aware, there’s no evidence she ever abused drugs (besides alcohol) nor any evidence she sought treatment for it.

I have speculated that she might be on benzos or anti-depressants based on her mannerisms she displayed on stream but it’s just that, speculation.
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I think you're lost
 
MoonRocker said:
Where’s the evidence that Khet lived in sober livings (which is what a halfway house is)?
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Halfway houses aren't just places for drunks to dry up. They're transitional residences halfway between independent living and a psych ward or prison. Kat had two doctors sign a document asking a court to order her to comply with mental health treatment. Why is it hard for you to believe she's been institutionalized?
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Halfway houses aren't just places for drunks to dry up. They're transitional residences halfway between independent living and a psych ward or prison. Kat had two doctors sign a document asking a court to order her to comply with mental health treatment. Why is it hard for you to believe she's been institutionalized?
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I actually work in the mental health field (particularly dealing with addiction) and what Khet was most likely ordered to go to is a facility labeled as dual-diagnosis meaning it deals with people who have purely mental health issues unrelated to substance use addiction.

Given that she’s from the East Coast and insurances have a different ASAM classification for inpatient treatment, she most likely spent time at a psychiatric hospital (she was most likely submitted under a 5150 after a PAT team performed their psychiatric assessment of her, meaning we can conclude she was a danger of herself or others possibly) and was then discharged from the facility, with referrals to outpatient programs to help her with her ment health issues. As far as I’m aware, there are no “halfway houses” that simply house people with mental health issues as there aren’t enough people who qualify for this type of diagnosis and thus making it unprofitable in terms of billing for such diagnostic codes.

Unfortunately, there’s no way to verify she if she spent time in a “halfway house” since those are most often residential areas that are privately owned by individuals or by the corporation which owns whatever facility she went to. If she went to a state-sanctioned hospital, they do not have “halfway houses” and refer them to residential homes owned by citizens.

I’m down to speculate but let’s not litter this thread with falsehoods when it’s unnecessary.
 
Fil is probably too scared to voice an opinion to her, she would probably go postal if he flat out told her that her cooking sucks and shes lazy.
 
A lot of speculation flying about her being pregnant again. Apparently he said something about not being able to take and show pictures of her anymore.

She’s not pregnant. That requires her to have sex with Phil and does anyone think that is happening? I’m still a firm believer she has her own bedroom. They aren’t fucking.
 
BallBuster said:
A lot of speculation flying about her being pregnant again. Apparently he said something about not being able to take and show pictures of her anymore.

She’s not pregnant. That requires her to have sex with Phil and does anyone think that is happening? I’m still a firm believer she has her own bedroom. They aren’t fucking.
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Also, anyone reading this stuff who has one or more children knows for a fact that he 1) would absolutely whore that pregnancy out for pity bucks (MUH doctor visits, MUH baby clothes, MUH nursery furniture, etc) and 2) wouldn't be able to hide the high-pitching evolutionary squalling that babies make.
 
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Also, anyone reading this stuff who has one or more children knows for a fact that he 1) would absolutely whore that pregnancy out for pity bucks (MUH doctor visits, MUH baby clothes, MUH nursery furniture, etc) and 2) wouldn't be able to hide the high-pitching evolutionary squalling that babies make.
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Can confirm. Crotch goblins are expensive to maintain. If I could have a 10 year beggacy where shit-for-brains toss money into my hat for providing nothing of value, it would make things a great deal easier.

Hint hint. Tip me.
 
Years of sitting in a couch, cooking his balls. Unhealthy diet and unhygienic habits. No exercise.

Just imagine how punished are his balls. That man's ammo can be used on NERF guns, man.
 
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