Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
LostMy1stAccount said:
Which could be tied to Khet moving in though. Remember that she basically took nothing with her when she moved in.
I reckon he bought her a lot of stuff she "needed" to do her Soulmaid-duties. (probably bought her a new kitchen and other stuff around the house)
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I believe he said he had to buy her a whole new wardrobe, a new cellphone (which implies service as well) and new boots or something like that.
 
EcksDeeNiceTry said:
She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Which could be tied to Khet moving in though. Remember that she basically took nothing with her when she moved in.
I reckon he bought her a lot of stuff she "needed" to do her Soulmaid-duties. (probably bought her a new kitchen and other stuff around the house)
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I think like everything else, Phil greatly exaggerated how much Khet actually needed when she moved in. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have a lot just because it seems like outside of the bare necessities, the only thing she'd really prioritize owning is games. She probably had to pick up a few new things here and there for work that didn't take anything more than a single trip to the mall to acquire, but in typical Phil fashion he worded it to sound like they were spending days picking up a whole new wardrobe.

Phil might have gotten some general soulmaid items for around the house stuff, but I'm honestly not sure Phil would even know what to buy in that regard because taking of his house is such a foreign concept. Of course, something like that wouldn't stop Phil and I could see him blindly picking kitchen/household items solely based on how expensive they are. He might also see it as a way to impress Khet. Then again, the most we've seen of Phil's kitchen purchases since Khet joined his life is a bunch of premade meals, so I'd wager that's the extent of his kitchen purchases. It is unfortunately one of those areas we'll never really know about barring another video where he accidentally shows off more of the gout mansion.
 
I do not believe Khet is any sort of mastermind. She might be his findom, given Phil's relationship with money, but she's definitely another bill to pay in his head.

SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm curious on how she moved her computer over. Or did Phil just straight up buy her one.
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I figured even if she left Subaru Man in the dead of night to be whisked away to WAHkando she would find a way to escape with the tower at least. Leanna probably left a monitor.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm curious on how she moved her computer over. Or did Phil just straight up buy her one.
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She shipped it through some service. Phil went and bought a hand cart because it was so heavy he couldn't lift it. (That could mean anything over 15lbs.) He also "set it up" for her a.k.a. plugged it in. He played a game of Overwatch and "the game had no lag dood! I actually did really good!" which laid the groundwork for him needing a new television because the old one had lag.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
She shipped it through some service. Phil went and bought a hand cart because it was so heavy he couldn't lift it. (That could mean anything over 15lbs.) He also "set it up" for her a.k.a. plugged it in. He played a game of Overwatch and "the game had no lag dood! I actually did really good!" which laid the groundwork for him needing a new television because the old one had lag.
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She plays a competitive PC fps game with a gamepad. Worst team mate, she is the "feeder". No wonder she is hated. :thinking:
 
strandedcastaway said:
I don't think the standard of "wronging anyone personally here" is what leads to you getting a 4567-page thread on this site. Did you think someone here was personally hurt by Phil, like Phil smacked him in the face so he ran home and started a DSP thread? It's not personal, it's for years of internet buffoonery.
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I was responding to the question about "Why do we care about Khet?", not making a point about Phil. Phil's an extremely exceptional individual who is absolutely deserving of this thread due to his exploits on the interwebs. My point was that his soulmaid is/was mostly innocuous (aside from alleged infidelity), and thus any jabs at her aren't personal, rather just another way to invoke some salt from the gout-lord himself.

The idea of Phil laying hands on anyone other than his mini-Phil is laughable at worst.
 
It has come to my attention about Khets teeth looking very horse like, almost pristine compared to the rest of her.

After seeing Boogies, uh, transformation with his set of veneers, do you think she has had the same procedure?
 
Why does Kat hate Marvel so much? Is it really because her ex made her watch the movies? It's weird that a nerdy weeb gamer girl would hate comics.

We know Phil loves Marvel and comics. Just look at his statue collection, it's full of classic comic book characters. Poison Ivy, She-Hulk, Black Cat, Emma Frost,...

Wait a minute, is it possible that Kat is jealous of Phil's sexual attraction to comic book characters?
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Why does Kat hate Marvel so much? Is it really because her ex made her watch the movies? It's weird that a nerdy weeb gamer girl would hate comics.

We know Phil loves Marvel and comics. Just look at his statue collection, it's full of classic comic book characters. Poison Ivy, She-Hulk, Black Cat, Emma Frost,...

Wait a minute, is it possible that Kat is jealous of Phil's sexual attraction to comic book characters?
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maybe khet hates marvel BECAUSE she is a weeb, these types are oddly territorial with their interests
 

"Also, I love talking to people."

Either she hates Phil (or making conversation with him. its probably all about bills and games). Tbh I wouldn't want to have some guy sniff or snort at me when talking.

Or she WAS actually possessed by a demon and it took her ability to speak. The demon has learnt basic words like yes and no for when it gets dragged on stream.
 
NeckyTheThumb said:
"Also, I love talking to people."

Either she hates Phil (or making conversation with him. its probably all about bills and games). Tbh I wouldn't want to have some guy sniff or snort at me when talking.

Or she WAS actually possessed by a demon and it took her ability to speak. The demon has learnt basic words like yes and no for when it gets dragged on stream.
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She likes talking to people via Twitter DMs on the subject of OBS troubleshooting and free roundtrip flights to Renton from Michigan
 
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